My friend is pregnant and she wants me to be the father. What should i do Sup Forums? Is this the end of my virginity?

My friend is pregnant and she wants me to be the father. What should i do Sup Forums? Is this the end of my virginity?

Don't really think it works like that, but sure yeah just fuck the baby once its born. They can't say no

>What should i do Sup Forums?
Bake the fetus at about 250 for an hour.
Serve with red wine and French fries

actual autism

Do what you want, just make it clear to her that you can ditch her anytime you want, she'll behave.
She needs you, you don't need her unless you were a beta to begin with

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never play another mans saved game

>250
>an HOUR

Its so undercooked I can still see it developing.

It's a trap dude. She'll be moody, overly emotional and sometimes irrational/demanding to the point of annoyance while pregnant, and due to said pregnancy, she will be limited in what she can do sexually (you being a virgin need someone to teach you without limits). And that's just during pregnancy. After she gives birth, her cunt will be fucked up , her body won't be anywhere near as good as it was before, and you'll be stuck with a screaming child that's not even yours, that you have to pay for, killing off your already subpar sex-life.
Ditch her and find someone else. It can't be that hard.

No, not your kid, not your responsibility. All she will do is use you as a tool, but because your so pussy hungry you’ll instantly bow down to any commands m’lady with give you. Don’t be a cuck!

Nice analogy.

Could be Celsius, it'd still be burnt to shit on the outside and raw in the middle. Your have to split the abdomen open to get a full cook.

Heed this sound advice

CUCK

The ultimate cuck act

Dubs of truth

Even though this is obviously bait, I am going to give this a serious answer.

NEVER FUCK WITH A GRILL THAT HAS A KID WHEN YOU DON'T, FUCKING RUN FROM THAT CRAZINESS AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

Oh and freeze some sperm and get a vasectomy so you can have actual control of your reproduction instead of it being dictated by the whims of women.

>Oh and freeze some sperm and get a vasectomy so you can have actual control of your reproduction instead of it being dictated by the whims of women.
not a bad call

lookup pvpd

>palos verdes police department
lolwut?

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bump

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#blackbred

>Is this the end of my virginity?
They begining of cuckoldry

This is a variation o that other shit pasta.

and to think I thought Sup Forums had gone to shit, praise the fucking internet

This was good

Anyone got more pics like her?
She's super fucking hot

yes

user, she's a coalburner.

absolutely refuse. you're just her plan C. she will never respect you.

b8

What he said.

If u didnt fuck her ... Let the father be the father ... Say her you dont wanna pay the mistake .... You wanna live the life ... Fuck her and go away

This user has wisdom above many.

>checks
>no digits
wtf user

Demand to fuck her while shes preggo and coat that bastard child in your semen .... only address the child as bastard .... if those demands are met go for it

it's called pre nuptials fucking idiots

>It's a trap dude
but traps can't get pregnant you dumb nigger holy shit what a fucking moron

Laws are crazy man.
If you start being financially responsible for that baby, you could be for the rest of your life.
Even if it isn't yours.
You can't step up then step off.
My wages get garnished for child support.
You don't want that for 18 years.

You're a bastahd, snow

This.

Be the cool "uncle" instead. Single moms are shit, and so are kids.

the only thing that will complete this is once you marry her she gets blacked while you are watching and you become a father to that baby as well..

What i am saying is stop being her friend if she liked you or cared that would have been your actual baby..

How can you be the father if she is already pregnant?

Stupid idea to take responsability for a child that is not even yours. But well if you want to be second best. You can look Forward to the following:
- Paying Money for a child that share None of your genes
- Being that Kind of guy that knows that she will still fuck others but will never let you tap her ass
- Be the first to come to when Problems come up
- And depending on the Country you are in, if she has the idea to go to court, and trust me in that she may will someday, she will bleed you dry.

And much more. All becaus you signed a paper and where stupid enough to say, yep Jerome Jr is my child. Yeah the mother is White, i am White, but the kid isblack, but i am the dad.

Today on the road to cuckhood: OP

BAIL MUTHACUCKA! IT'S A TRAP!

Run

I'd say yes and wait until she has a massive store of frozen milk and then sneak off in the middle of the night with all that milky.

Run like you just stole some shit!

Put some nice running shoes and run as quickly as you can

Kill self

>If you start being financially responsible for that baby, you could be for the rest of your life.
in what states?

Heard this story a million times.

>be female
>ride the cock carousel until some condom malfunction makes you pregonte
>quickly browse orbiters.xls file, selecting the betaproviders names
>in alphabetical order, ask each one to be the Father, until the Real Cuck comes in with money
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>profit!

So... Just don't marry the broad and you will be fine. Tell her you will be the Dad but not her husband. If she flips shit than you saw that red flag before any thing bad happened to you.

Fucking hell

Hit it with the back of a door handle, repeatedly until the problem is solved; knockup; repeat.

Is that going to work?

Palm Valley Pediatric Dentist?

OP whatever you do DO NOT sign the birth certificate. If you do you are now the father and can be taken for Child Support. Don't do it, tell her you wouldn't mind helping to raise the baby but do not sing anything.

Sign not sing**

250 for maybe 3-4 hours in a dutch oven, or just put it in a crock pot when you leave for work and take it out when you get back. Make sure to marinate beforehand because babies can be surprisingly tough.

Seriously tell her to fuck off.
Kids literally suck the life out of you.
>source: I became a father at 21 years of age.

Just make sure to look into your state's common law /cohabitation laws beforehand

Goes well with potatoes, butternut squash, and some zucchini thrown in as well. Don't forget to season with paprika and some sage.

loser

The only reason you live for is to become immortal through your blood and passing it on to your children, which if you are northern european you should have many of.

Stop jerking off to porn and do your duty towards your race.

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Every day i thank satan that this is one mistake i did not have the fortune to make.

No shit.
My life is garbage.
It's going to get better when I move away from my separated spouse later this year, to a different state.

Come to colorado, we have a lotta fun here.

It blows cock especially when you're basically doing all the work, and paying all the bills yourself.

master kenobi!

Kek, that's where I'm going.

everywhere in the world you idiot...

Both of you fuck off. I don't want any more of you damn weed-smokers here. All you do is shit up this state by asking for handouts and ensuring that this state looks like shit with all the garbage apartment complexes going in. Fuck off to California; I'm tired of seeing a bunch of assholes moving to the smaller towns only to commute to the shithole that is Denver.

No u

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I completely agree, Californians need to go home along with whoever designed the new woodmen union intersection

Oh god, don't even get started on that pile of shit. I can't believe someone thought that was a good idea in the first place. I hate having to look at what the town has become, especially further east.

Ultimate man trap. She wanted to whore around with douchebags and got knocked up, now she wants to unload this bastard on your doorstep.

You do realize that if you adopt this kid and subsequently get divorced you’ll be on the hook for child support just as if it was yours biologically?

Hey if you think this is worth it to get out of the friend zone, go for it. Heed my advice dude. Make her sign a prenup, cover your ass!

I actually know the guys who designed it.... I told them 3 years ago it was stupid....
And they still went with it....
At least they no longer have the bike lane which was supposed to snake through traffic.

If i were you i'd say no, but if she's having a daughter you may get fresh pussy in 18 years

Oh fuck, like that bike lane in Research that just got ripped up a few weeks later? Who the fuck thinks that we need to keep redesigning these roads when half of them still have fucking potholes?

If she fucks you then, yeah dude you could be a great dad. That's only if you're up for it. But make 100% sure she's gonna put out if you raise the kid, it's the least she could do. If you decide you can handle it, make sure you sign the birth certificate if you can. Father's rights and what not. Good luck in making your decision. Both can be very rewarding.

Gross
Everyone knows human flesh pairs with white wine.

Exactly they should at least get these roads drivable before they go and take half of somebody's lawn to put in a turn lane which was already working perfectly fine.

Perhaps some rosé would be better?

Anal fuck her only.. then when bored leave.
Whatever you do do NOT live with her, ever pay for or agree to watch child, or ever allow child to call you father.