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berryhill's epiphany edition

>finnish hockey

snes will win the final, no more muh 93, usa btfo

>mfw Preds Sens final

I highly doubt it.

Pittsburgh is down to about 60% health. If they manage to get by them they'll lose in the final.

Ottawa unironically should have gotten swept by the >Rags

>preds sweep in 4
>rinne conn smythe

finlan winning

what will be the face of america if finland accidentally wins tonight?

>Ottawa unironically should have gotten swept by the >Rags

well i see that the
>rags
fans have already drank themselves into an alternate timeline

...

really maybe like two or three people will care

Only if Bulju plays

wtf is ameriikka casual fan central?

i thought they lived and breathed hokkei

They're all about that nigger hoop ball.

we live and breath *NHL* hockey

the average, and probably even the above average hockey fan here isn't even aware that the "NHL players" play in any form of hockey other than NHL games

>Methot: +4

>Crosby couldn't even stop him chopping his finger off

pretty much this

America was a mistake.

>6 out of 10 are swedes
Why do other countries even try?

Also, Karlsson is elite

Karlgod is the GOAT

No he is just a slimy boi

Great post

You're a finn, an animal, a pet. You have no right to speak among or about men

Filthy Swede don't you dare speak to me in that manner

this post made me so mad, im about to walk to sweden and beat up some locals

Why are you telling me that when I have already proven that I dare to speak to you in that manner?
Stop proving your stupidity, finn. You're making the whole general look bad.

No you won't. You'll talk the talk, but won't walk the walk. Literally.

so.... is this like a real dispute amongst neighbors? or is it like more of a "haha gotcha bro now hit me back xDDD xDDD" type of thing

is it 5 bongs until the games start?

Finns are deep down good people. But if they show their horns, you have to give them the stick. Or else there's a risk that they'll get out of hand

6 bongs

Just got home from swedebeatings, feel a lot better.
You did this to that poor kid.

You're not fooling anyone, Jarmo

wtf, now i hate the swede that made my countryman do this.

Meant for -->

I guess you fooling this one --> But he's a finn, so it doesn't count

finland banter > sweden banter

is it a good year for the deep draft finns

morning

morning

yes norge

Is Scandinavia mourning the death of Chris Cornell, or were Soundgarden not metal enough?

No, he was a faggot. Fuck him.

Didn't know he was dead tbf

didn't hear it before now, RIP

literal who

As a Shorks fan it's clear Karlsson should win the Norris, he single handedly carries his entire team

Yeah. If Burns gets it, he gets it for the same reason Karlsson didn't get it last season. Which doesn't make any sense at all. Burns had a fantastic offensive season, but he doesn't carry his team the same way Karlsson does.

Is USA ready for 49D chess? I doubt it

Which guy from Ottawa was everyone saying gonna get the cell key?

>JMA-AHO-PULJUJÄRVI
Who's ready for some on ice kino?

We've developed some sophisticated anti-meme tactics especially for this game. Watch out Mongols.

>Kepu - Spede - Valle
>Pulju - Julle
>Rane - Vellu - Sepe
>Juuso - Laju
>Lajut
>Sapet

Nah he had a really annoying singing voice and the bands fans were insufferable faggots.

Maybe if Lundpads had a better team around him.

Jesus. Superunknown was one of the great albums of the 90's. Damn. RIP

he died???? the fuck??? damn! Sad!

No cause of death yet either. Just up and died it seems

Amerikka wins 4-2 today, bet on it for easy money.

Then it was an obvious murder or overdose

traitor desu

Suomi wins 1-0

Why does finland call themselves salami?

The year he gets a full season under his belt, he'll be a lock.

I'm sorry america but there will be no mercy given

Guys

Who is the greatest NHL players of all time who've never touched the Stanley Cup?

Eric Lindros? Mats Sundin? Alexander Ovechkin?

Olli Jokinen

Why the fuck are both of the most interesting games at 16:15 and complete memegames at 20:15?

When Finland barricaded itself from the civilized world to rampantly inbreed, salami became a preferred cheap food source. Finns look back at that period with fondness.

Germany's game gets the best time slot. Literally the only reason.

Roenick

What about sui-swe then? Literally nobody cares about either of those teams.

You're underrating Swiss

Thornton

I worked a double yesterday and fell asleep before the game

What happened to Fluery? Were they good goals or did he just choke? Will Murray start on Friday?

He zigged when he should've zagged.

Murray will not start Game 4.

Why did everyone leave the 4AM bants session?

Finland is the best :D

jep :DD

Would Finland be considered a 3rd world country? Their education level suggests it is.

shut up cuck

Not really. He was 52 and did alot of booze and drugs during the 90s...wouldn't be that shocking if it was natural causes.

Give USA your strength. Today 25 brave sons of America must face the entire Mongol horde.

>Ottawa unironically should have gotten swept by the >Rags

nigga your best forward was fucking tanner glass

They will be assimilated

Amerikka will lose today :D

the eagle be finnish hockey might
trump is usa

>60% health
>missing 3/6 d they used in game 1 round 1.
>missing multiple forwards
>still using backup G
>Crosgod obviously playing with concussion

Nigga they down to like 25% health. The team is basically just Bill and Malkon right now

Huomenta

>I bet 150€ on USA winning, Czechs not loosing and CAN-GER game having more than 5 goals
am i retarded

FLEURY

E X P O S E D

USA - FIN
RUS - CZE
CAN - GER
SUI - SWE

call em'

Seriously speaking, can anyone hope to beat them to the cup next season if they manage to win the cup that badly injured?


moro :DD

usa
cze
can
swe

USA
CZE
GER
SUI

Happy Finland Elimination Day!!

But isn't it Canada elimination day too?

...

Fuck Canada and fuck maple syrup.

USA 5 FINLAND 2
RUSSIA 6 CZECH 0
CANADA 5 GERMANY 1
SWISS 2 SWEDEN 4

LMAO

>SHITSBURGH
>CRYSBY
>F1EURY

>6:0
but that would ruin my ticket