/brit/

JUST edition

Cowabunga dudes

You now realise the real Jo Cox is in hiding and can never leave her home again, all for a remain bid that didn't even work.

uh
no
she died
t. did the autopsy on her

susan

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slipped her a finger?

cute boys :3

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you gay?

never have i ever voted conservative

delete this image immediately you filthy kuffar

*calls GCHQ*

terrific post

yeah!

AWOO
AWOOOOO
I REALLY NEED A
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

please explain this game to me
played it with some normies last week and had no idea if i was supposed to say stuff i had or hadnt done and just drank randomly

sometimes when i drank thered be no reaction and sometimes everyone would go 'wahey' and nudge each other but i didn't really get what was happening

doing a quick read of the 'ran

are you will from the inbetweeners

Are you retarded?

People say a thing, everyone (including the person) drinks if they've done it before

those are some wide fucking hips

Love me the 'ible me

>tfw have hips like this
awful feel

are there any decent legal stimulants

you know just for a little bit of concentration

Wish I was more passionate and emotional

Caffiene

PICS x

jenkem

>have nostalgia for a certain time in my life
>realize is was just as, if not more shit than right now

anyone else?

pics x

does the thing you say have to be something youve done?

i have wider hips

it gives you a nice butt, dont be ungrateful

makes for a nice bum

just passing the time doing nothing until I finally get the courage to do a 'cide and put myself out of this perpetual misery

on my 7th pint can wahey banter lads

so gayposting (which i used to be completely indifferent about but now since its been spammed hate more than anything else which is posted in these threads) has now reached the stage where these freaks are posting pics of underage kids
is that meant to be fine, whats the rules on that

no x

'ving a 'uick flick through 'stoy's 'ar 'd 'eace

yup 2006 - 2007 and late 2008 - late 2009

business idea: make islam unpopular to normies by having natsoc kek worshipers mass convert to islam based on Hitler's admiration for it

found this post unreasonably difficult to decipher

>The Dark Destroyer

me desu lads

am willing to bet 0.01 BTC that I have the widest hips on /brit/

'

>it will NEVER be 2011 again

>it's an "user cries while his mum tries to cheer him up" episode
ah yes

your mother's pet name for her dildo lol

projecting nonce

>tfw my life peaked in 2012

This guy on Question Time said that Labour's "victory" proved the anti-leftist media bias was failing.

The absolute state of the left-wing.

dunno about antileft wing but there is an undeniable pro-Tory bias in all of Murdoch's papers which dominante the working class demographics

maybe you dont realise it cause of you being in Ireland an' all but its absolutely disgraceful over here

Mine was a little before that. Late 2010 to 2011.

'igger

audibly kek'd at this post

Labour may not have won, but we certainly didn't lose like the media said we would

time for faggots to spam their pics again

sick of this gimmick

'sheed

noticed how all the Mail's hero worship of May really blew up in their faces

>he doesn't know /brit/ is a gay general
hownew.ru

>faggots
FOY

I got us into this mess so I'll get us out

Did you mate? Did you really?

Fascinating.

guarantee you're just a salty fat cunt

fuck off faggot

Don't see how; she's totally fucked it

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And, I mean, if you beat your enemy in an election, they win, after all.

Can't stand American sitcoms fucking cringe absolutely abhorrent

You're literally saying this because you secretly want them to

monday is my get pissed, snort a few lines, strip and dance to nelly furtado day

Modern Family is pretty great

*laugh track plays*

any got pictures of cute boys?

*looks at my selfies*

yeah sure do aha x

I want to titfuck Ariel Winter

A woman who faked a paternity test to fool an ex-partner into believing he was her baby's father has been jailed.

>Danielle Morris, from Seaforth, Merseyside, initially told Jamie Somers in May 2014 that he was not the father, but later changed her story.

>Mr Somers paid maintenance, had the baby stay with him on a weekly basis and tattooed her name on his arm before a test showed they were not related.

>The 29-year-old was jailed for one year for fraud at Liverpool Crown Court.

no its not
its terribly written cringe shlock
kys

'imbabwe

*it's

Your opinion is worth nothing

>MUH TORY PRESS

Fuck off. Most people don't even read newspapers just get their information from facebook

Do you mate? Do you really?

Fascinating.

yep i have a folder of 300 pics of cute boys called 'no homo' and a folder of 142 cute pics of me called 'reckless narcissism' on my phone

x

>fuck off faggot I'm serious now just FUCK AWF get out of MY /brit/ thread RIGHT NOW I'm not kidding! I will FUCK YOU UP I swear!

slav here

No wonder this discrimination exists here. I got to the UK recently for a minimum wage job and most of my fellow employees are Romanian. Absolutely unhygienic, no idea how to spell in English despite being here for years. The last Romanian that used my room left a paper with his ear wax on it.

It feels really really bad being labeled subhuman by any other human I see on the street. Had plans to socialize, but the opposite happened.

;_;

Wrong

>information from facebook
none of which are mail online links, no sir

upload the album please x

where are you? I'll socialise hun

installing empire total war

no
there's a time and a place
try

HMMMMMM

DOING A THINK

When he thought it was his kid he was a model dad - paid maintenance, made her bedroom in his house, got her name tattooed on her arm.

Then the second he found out shes not his he cut her out of his life saying he'll "miss her".

She has no dad and her mum is in prison so she's going into care. Why the fuck didn't he take her when he was already basically her dad?

will be eating food with the next 20 minutes, I will not keep you updated

might have a girl licking this tummy later on today xx

perfect, I'd give anything to suck it right now all day x
why not a boy?

guy at the back looks cool
why dont they make him the leader of the nazis instead of spencer

really bizarre colour correction but its nice i guess

dont really feel like a willyposting thread rn tough tbqh x

corbyn's first leadership campaign was brilliant
politicalkino

remember when sershlad posted cornwall's little willy
will never forget the state of it

good posts

ummm sweaty? I'm not gay xx

>accuse the opposition of being weak and unstable and working with terrorists
>come out of the election looking weak and unstable and having to work with terrorists