What's the sexiest instrument?

What's the sexiest instrument?
What's the least sexy instrument?

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>Sexiest
My dick
>Least sexy
Yours

>What's the sexiest instrument?
VSTi
>What's the least sexy instrument?
any physical instrument

Technics 1200's & 12 years of practice on the cut.

>What's the sexiest instrument?
human body
>What's the least sexy instrument?
triangle

>Sexiest
Trombone
>Least Sexy
Some edgy metal guitar like a Warlock

>What's the sexiest instrument?
Hihat
>What's the least sexy instrument?
Accordion

are you death grip?

spotted the gay dude

>Sexiest
Saxophone
>Least Sexy
Recorder

Thank you for providing a non-fictional reply.

>Sexiest
Upright bass
>Least Sexy
Ukulele

Is Bez an instrument?

>sexiest
Trumpet
>least sexy
Guitar

>What's the sexiest instrument?
violin
>What's the least sexy instrument?
trombone

>What's the sexiest instrument?
Bass

I agree that guitar is not the #1 sexiest instrument, but saying it's the least sexy is a bit of a stretch.

Your answer is correct, but not your photo.

>What's the least sexy instrument?
"Macbook Pro"

>bass
>6 strings

Enlighten me!

>"Macbook Pro"
Yeah, Apple products are rotten to the core.

It's somewhat common, mostly for experimental, metal, and some types of jazz.

Pic related.

Also...
>...666

Go away, Satan!

Behold, The Dolphin Pro 1!

It's all about the upright son, but if I had to settle on the most beautiful electric bass, it would be a Fender Jazz, definitely not that ugly beast you posted.

>also those spooky halloween trips, damn

>sexiest
harp
>least sexy
harpsichord

>sexist
cello
>least sexy
xylophone

>least sexy
Smoke detector

mate harpsichord is the second sexiest keyboard there is

Yeah the upright is a beautiful instrument, whole other ball game compared to electric bass. On the other hand speaking of Fender...

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Don't you need a kazoo also to maximize the effect?

Here you go, here's a classic tune:
vocaroo.com/i/s1P6j15G1Sz7

>sexiest
Moog Synthesizer

Violoncello.

It comes down to either the guitar or piano, tbqh.

nice user, what song is that you're playing there?

"Up On Cripple Creek" by The Band, played very badly because it's surprisingly hard to play banjo and kazoo at the same time.

any tabs?

idk, i've never used tabs, you could probably find some online, it's a pretty simple song