Alright /b, since July I have been going through some terrible shit...

Alright /b, since July I have been going through some terrible shit, and I wanted to share it with a random bunch of people who have been a part of my life for the last, however long.

>be me
>17 at the time, male, Jewy lookin
>also a Christian and heavily involved with multiple churches, and church functions
>usual year, finish up my junior year of high school and onto summer events
>truthfully excited to attend due to not being able to go
>step dad is painfully athiest
>fuk u step dad
>time to get ready
>blow 40 bucks on a cot so I don't have to sleep on the tile floor of a church again
>blow a lot more cash on snacks and other shit
>versed in this shit, I know all the ways to lure the church people into my "charming" embrace
>10 total days split up between 2 weeks
>2 camps and a week long concert lay between me and being to be a internet deviant again
>day 1 of camp 1
>this one is all about painting houses and praising Jesus
>being versed in this, as it was my third year, fourth full week attending, I wasn't labeled a leader, but my crew treated me like it
>probably doesn't help that I have looked like a full blown adult since I began coming to this when I was 15
>get there and everything goes well
>my home church, an organization I'm involved with and 3 more churches are attending
>user allows people to come to him and say hey and catch up, not much happens
>only thing different is a few spergy girls are really into my hair
>shake it off because it's nothing new for girls to be into my hair

Last one got to long, so I will continue here. Real long story.

>get back to the boys quarters and get everything set up
>in my corner something fucking reeks
>*someone
>fat kid smells like a dying person inside of a dead person
>gotta flex these leader like muscles
>"Hey bud, I got some deodorant of you need any. That goes for all of you guys."
>always prepared for this shit
>"Thanks user, but I got some."
>visually surprised ham planet understands hygiene as weirdos sneak in for free shit
>unsheathes febreeze from his duffel bag
>quite nice to see he under...
>he sprays it under his fucking arm pits
>this was his deodorant
>no way to intervene as pastor from his church gives me that glare that this kid is an autist
>fuk
>rest of the night plays out well, occasional midnight fart joke to make the tards laugh

>day 2
>breakfast goes nice and we get our assignments
>I get the dope ass pastor from the night before
>there is some shuffling and mistakes as expected
>finally our group settles down and we all introduce ourselved
>I got my best boy from my church and this other kid we made quick friends with, call him Adam and Josh, then secluded ourselves from the weirdos in our crew
>reason being we got all the spergy ass girls
>should say speglord and her sperglings
>sperglings cool, sperglord causes drama
>lazy bitch and ginger are also in our little group
>our two adults are beard man and kinda slow woman
>today is our first day of painting
>dope, me and the two boys are experienced so we take point and do as much as we can the first day
>lunch time brings around some great shit
>nobody answers the questions
>I feel so fuckin betrayed by the boys as I answer every question that I ask for our study
>this happens all week long
>not too much more happens that day thank god

bump for interest, where could this go

user fucked up, there are 12 total days for this first camp
>day 3
>wake up to reeking smell of rotting human at 3 am
>fuck this
>move everything I have to the other side of the room and let the boys find out when they wake up
>we get to the church and find out we are getting some transfers
>girl named Sam, haven't seen her in like 2 years
>nothing rocky, used to be real good friends, then she switched up churches and moved
>she's lookin mighty scrumptious honeestly
>we go to our first worksite again
>minor things need to be painted on our side, haven't checked the back where the sperglings dwell
>Sam decides to help out up front
>she's kinda sketchy with ladders so I help her by weighting it down basically all morning
>"hey user, can you give me your opinion?"
>"No problem, what's up?"
>"Well this spot right here looks..."
>my eye catches something else
>a tramp stamp?
>"Life Happens" is sprawled above her ass
> "Yeah yeah, go ahead and paint it."
>I have a message for the boys
>the group has now grown since being at the quarters
>so many will know of this thottery
>kinda hot tho ngl
>day is fairly boring
>then lunch happens...
>oh it fucking happens hardcore

i just realized this is a church camp deal.... interest is dwindling but good upload speed OP, i'll stay for more

>lunch time
>thank god for Sam, she reads some of the shit for me
>we finish up and our two adult leaders have to leave and go back to the main church
>leaving me and Sam in charge
>inform the first of the boyos about the tramp stamp like a giddy little school girl
>the whole group chat knows in seconds
>we go about work and after 20 minutes I circle around the house
>the back is so poorly done it hurts
>the ginger and the lazy bitch are painting themselves
>the sperglings are violently cleaning up paint off of the ground
>the sperglord is no where to be found
>fucking god damn it
>start yelling for sperglord and looking frantically
>find sperglord behind the shed
>paint scrapper in hand
>fucking blood everywhere
>she was cutting herself with the paintscrapper
>grab some gloves and throw on an apron and take the tool away from her
>gotta call HQ
>separate myself and let Sam deal with the sperg army
>"Uhhh, this has never happened to me."
>"What's up user?"
>"One of the girls was cutting herself behind the shed at my worksite."
>"What the hell?"
>send evac
>picking up 2 though
>the harmer and an adult
>Sam gets me to so I can go
>fuck it, I'm hot, I'll go do it
>get back to church and realize it isn't going to be a cake walk
>I have to fill out a 50 fucking page packet on what happened, call the parents, and inform them that under my watch she self harmed
>fml
>don't finish till night time
>parents picked up their child and cursed me out to my face

so other than being a shit counselor, i dont see whats funny about this....

Besides, if they werent shitty parents she wouldnt have felt the need to cut herself to begin with, they shoulda looked in the fuckin mirror about that one

damn op, i am the only one here besides you..... either way, continue. I like to read

wth man i thought you could type faster than this

Sorry, dropped a fat piss/

>day 4
>people whisper as I walk by now because of the absence of someone on my team
>the fuck am I supposed to look good now?
>carry on anyways
>pull my weight extra hardcore
>do shit in the kitchen and go above and beyond what is asked of me
>today we go to the park for a nice swim
>good day because I get to sleep
>the ride there is littered with amish people
>I am very loud about my disliking of the amish
>fuck em
>we get to the park and nothing happens
>fuckin boring
>the ride home is the good part
>the sperglings left without leadership begin to talk to the autists
>I have to sit in front of this
>one adult counselor who was sitting next to me fell asleep on me
>too passive to say anything so I let her
>I look at the rearview mirror
>fuckin spergling and tardboy are all over each other
>no mouth contact
>until I look
>and the fucking sound was so disgusting
>basically a train wreck
>they do this all ride but, let them do whatever they want
>we get back and the female counselor wakes up to see them all over each other
>they get in deep shit
>I get in deep shit for not telling anyone
>wtf
>clearly not my week so far
>we go back to the quarters and these beef hamsters approach me
>"what's wrong with the amish user?"
>"I hate how they don't conform man."
>they're fuckin Mennonite, basically neo amish people
>they say they have me in the shower tomorrow
>great

understandable

lol dont tell me, you were raped by the amish an talk about it on computers so they wont find out now?

bump once more, i've invested this much time might as well see thing drawn out thing through

>day 5
>"Only reason user is doing so much work is because he is afraid everybody sees him in a bad light."
>rumors spreading fast about how I'm a shit person
>even better
>breakfast, even the kitchen crew looks at me differently
>so clearly some other shit is being spread about me
>we leave and go to the crew site
>everyone is here for the exception of the one lady, Sam and sperglord
>one of the boys gets transferred over
>fuckin nice, it's Andy
>best worker
>kinda stupid but eh, doesn't mind heights at all
>while fixing the fucking mess the spergs and friends caused, me and the boys talked
>talking about some psycho shit
>the woman counselor shows up and as she walks around a corner, I say "and suck it down like a hot dog!" which is about as much context as I can give that
>got an earful for that one
>she pulls out her phone
>here it goes, all the gossip girls are gonna spread this like wild fire
>decide to be quiet till we get to the showers later
>amish kids get there first
>fuckin nice
>here it goes
>I begin showering
>kid walks over to me and pushes me
>eh whatever
>punches me in the back of the head
>aight m8 we can tussle
>me and the boys gang up on him
>kick the kid to the ground and continue to shower
>kid fucking squeals
>someone recorded the whole thing
>checkmate amish fag
>still rumors fly about
>none of the gals will talk to me and some of the guys aren't too keen on me either

So you went to the camp an turned out to be the sperglord yourself?? O-o where is this going....

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This is getting interesting. Bump

>day 6 last day of the first week
>finally on a crew where it is just me and the boys
>guess the board still likes me or something
>we finish up this house and go onto the next
>nothing special here
>saw some junk in a window when I was painting trim, but I've seen a few dicks in my day, generally unphased
>finished up this house and onto the next
>this house has hamplanet
>hamplanet is on a ladder
>poor fucking ladder
>gotta work under him
>do so because I'm still trying to look good
>after a little I move all the way to the corner
>I hear some shaking
>oh no
>please god no
>the ladder is falling
>he's coming towards me
>I don't have enough time to react and I get crushed between two planets
>his entire arm pit in my face
>a single hair in my mouth
>febreeze
>fucks my whole back up, I can still feel it, but walk it off
>I nearly fucking vomit due to the lingering smell stuck to my face
>"Oh my god user! Thanks for saving me!"
>autist is praising me as if I am his god
>now that you mention it, yeah, I kinda became a sperglord on accident
>surely this will make me look good
>wrong
>I get blamed by a few for it falling in the first place
>fuck this
>we get back to the showers and I walk in, first one thank god and begin washing my face
>something reeks
>rinse off and look around
>someone shit in the sink
>no fucking joke
>huge log in the fucking sink
>it was time for me to leave
>I got dressed and packed all my shit
>done with this whole week and praying it would be better next week
>go back to the church and find out I got accepted for the second week
>this time as a leader
>how????
>they voted 8 in my favor, 4 not
>I'll fuckin kill those 4
>looks like I had to do the second week, but I was fucking ready

I'm a little tired of typing this shit up right now, so I may continue today, but probably not in this post.

Unless there are actually people who are enjoying this shit. In which case I'll continue to write it out.

Write the story, don't let us hanging

im reading it, idk about the enjoyment cause I dont know where its going just yet, but you just had another new user bump as well so interest is growing.

I'd say continue, i'd stay an help bump if you did. Just lemme know if you decide fuck it so I dont bump for nothin

Come on user, give us the whole story

i agree, I need to know what happens. You started this story, you must finish

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continue fag, you played the story up so at least get to some good shit

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I too, am interested and just joined the thread 15 minutes ago.

Pls continue user

Aight fuck it.

>day 1 week 2
>same shit different week, different day honestly
>I got a retard, a socially inept retard, 3 girls, 1 of which was v nice (btw everyone was 15 to 18 in this group, the youngest being the tard, 16)
>we have a deck and fence
>understandable since this was one huge church that had never done this before
>not much happens this first day, the quarters were nice too
>day 2
>informed that we already have a transfer who is also my leader for a separate group
>honestly the fucking dude sucks but whatever
>I do everything that the girls won't want to do while the idiots talk about eminem and how the one actually knows him
>fuckin stupid
>Jason, who is the other adult on the team now, decides he is going to help the girls out with the deck, how fucking ridiculous
>Jason spends the entire day hitting on these girls, very awkwardly
>not gonna let that shit slide
>build up some courage and let HQ now of this
>boyo get scorched for his actions
>feels amazing
>showers
>shit is still in sink
>fucking deal with it

>day 3
>decide this has probably been the best group I have ever had
>the day goes amazingly and we finish up my house
>we leave and go shower
>no one has cleaned the fucking shit and I noticed some fucking blood near the sink
>that night I get called in to talk to the board
>fuckin great, I wonder what I did this time
>actually being praised for my work
>day 4
>someone drowned at the park we went to the last week
>fuckin keked honestly
>we have to stay at the church today and it wasn't half bad
>basically a trailer park beach anyways
>someone who was a gossisper last week tags along too
>lovely
>they work to tear me down and end up getting in some deep shit
>guess I was the good guy the whole time
>she affected some of the people on the board, so now her friends are working against me
>day 5
>find out we have to go back to the house we were working at the last week so we can do a few more things
>I don't mind much, I just talked to the resident the whole time
>next assignment is my grandmothers house
>she fed us and did some dope things
>before that we go back to the church to grab some stuff

this better have some fucking payoff user

>walk in and see my youth pastor and my friend Adams sister chilling with his phone, fucking with it
>"What are you guys doing?"
>"Trying to get into Adams phone as to break him up with his girlfriend."
>actual shit I deal with
>left promptly and find out that they actually got in and they blamed me
>fuckin great right?
>on the way back girl named Maria joins us
>we were all in the same general area and it was fine
>at some point I told everyone we needed to focus
>comes back to bite me in my ass because now Maria is saying I was being rude and cursing at her and all this other shit

>on top of this the sister of Adam is fucking mad at me because I was disrespectful
>day 6
>kinda done with the whole week
>decide I was gonna be kind and quiet the whole time
>after a shit ton of stress over two weeks it's just about time to leave
>getting into the car, I notice my ass hurts like crazy
>like bad
>probably a hemorrhoid
>church camp caused me hella bad ass pain

stop being a beta faggot user and take control of your fucking life stop taking shit from churchgoing faggots

also these church camps sound cancerous as fuck

This

There's more shit that happened, but Imma blue ball ya'll for now because it hurts to be sitting for so long.

So in the end, nothing happened an OP was a sperglord faggot.

No need to continue dude, we know the rest. You went home, jerked off, cried cause no one liked you an came here to vent.

OP

is it bc of the hemorrhoid lol

I never realized there was so much bitchy highschool backstabbing and general awfulness in these crazy (presumably American) religious camp things.

We don't have things like that here except for some of the super weird fringe groups like the mormons, it's an interesting insight into a whole other awful world. It really makes me glad my country is predominantly non-religious, why would anyone do this stuff by choice?

just curious - don't you see a clash between your attitude and with your strong beliefs?