Your 18 year old daughter is working as a porn star

>Your 18 year old daughter is working as a porn star
How do you react?

fap to it

/thread

Make sure you put your profits into crypto for maximum gainz in your future honey.

buy her videos and fap, obviously

watch porn all day

Just think about all the money I'd save on college!

ask her for autographed dvds, ebay them as special editions with (used) panties or toys, get rich, buy crypto, get richer, profit

Incest is fucking disguisting

>Incest is fucking disguisting
FTFY
>Incest is fucking family

>crypto

You're buying money where it's point is to replace other currencies. Actual state-sponsored money is currently what you're basing the value of crypto on, there are nearly no businesses outside of cafes or computer shops that accept it (I work closely with a myriad of businesses.) Buying crypto is throwing your money into a cyber-only economy. Additionally, there are tons of different cryptocurrencies that are competing for dominance, most at the top are wildly overpriced. Look at the value of USD or GBP, they are minuscule to Bitcoin. Would you like to know why? Because normal people actually purchase things with them and they are an established currency which is not going away any time soon. I say cryptos will crash, why? Because the price of them is absolutely ludicrous and to get involved in it you would need to be a richfag already which is not how you start a successful thing which is intended to be worldwide.

ANY businessman/woman would tell you that the business model behind cryto is a classic bubble. No backing, no reason for high prices, and a cult following of little guys inflating the price daily. What will happen when that big investor who has billions invested decides he can make a bigger and quicker profit elsewhere? Be ready for that.

>make a recording of me fapping to her porn
>upload it to half a dozen porn sites

If she wants to make me uncomfortable, I want to make her uncomfortable, it's only fair.

>How do you react?
Finally start believing in god, because my prayers have been answered!

No woman who does porn had a good father, half your job to prevent this

getting real worried about her because of all the drug use and other abusive shit in this industry. sit down with her and talk about her goals in life and how being a porn star stands in the way of almost all of what she'd want to do in future. finally showing her all the other and less extreme ways of making quick money like, for example, sucking my dick whenever she needs a twenty.

Duh... kamikaze into a ship in Pearl Harbour

So which shitcoin should I go balls deep in? ETH? Eos? NEO?

Pornstars don't have fathers, they have sperm donors doing time in Florida.

Pretty sure any normal father is going to immediately download all of it, fap to it and then encourage her to do bbc.

Fuck Her

>normal father
Yes, the normal father of a pornstar daughter.

My daughter wouldn't be a pornstar, because I wouldn't be a shitty dad. Trick question.

95% of these answers are why Sup Forums sucks nowadays.

none. stay out of it, that bubble will eat you alive. Put money into a savings account. The stock market is starting to stagnate (up and downs cancel each other out) which is bad considering it's been on an upward trend for almost a decade.

>get her to do gimp porn
>be the gimp
>????
>profit

Pull out the camera, and make some cash.

Unless.

Depends.

How much money is she getting?

Break out the family videos, and show her where she got all of that talent.

this user gets it. minimizing your cost structure. great idea from a business standpoint

Tell her to get off the fuckin pool table before she ruins it

Honey, can you get me Sunny Lane or Sara Jays dirty wet panties??

>Sara Jays dirty wet panties
Just go buy a pair of panties from a pill head hooker. The effect is much the same, and will only cost you like 5 bucks.

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I beat the shit out of her and eat it