Tell me about your first proper fap

Tell me about your first proper fap.

Jamie lee Curtis in trading places. Was young and didn't know about jerking yet so I laid on the ground and basically rubbed my cock into my hands.

Did you soil the carpet?

I tried to make my palms into a vagina

What a retard

Kek

I still remember the exact porn film I busted my first load to.

Batman forever

Please tell me you did the patrician thing and accidentally shot in your face.

That's a proper first time.

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Fast times.
Stood in front of the tv one hand on my dick one hand on the rewind button

>you'll never dryfap again

I had an idea about what it was... Quite a bit of time before I actually tried it. Just started playing with it of course and eventually came. I remember getting a very bad headache afterwards. And getting them any time I fapped when I started..then I stopped because of it...then later when I tried it again no headache etc. So I kept on from then

>tfw I've never tried jerking off with any time of lube

Am I missing out brehs? I've been dry all my life.

That's not what that means.

Dry = no cum

It's for little kids only. 10 years oldand it's over.

IMAGINE

Being a dry guy means not using lube you cunt

This! user tricked me.

Yeah but that's not what I said.

Not the guy you're replying to, but my grandpa had a copy of that one.

Whenever he and grandma were on vacation i would sneak into their house and jerk my dick raw.

I don't jerk it with lotion or lube either, occasionally try some lotion though.

Any benefits?

I used to pretend my pillow was a girl from school that I liked and kiss it. Then i started to thrust against it. Then i just flat out banged my dick against it. To this day I tend to masturbate by just slapping my dick into my palm.

Try it sometime bros. Its speedy if you need to finish before your buddy comes over or something like that

>Literally beats his dick

this

I was 10 and watching MTV's Cribs and got scared that my dick would stay hard forever.

>Not BET uncut

Pleb, but on a serious note I wore jeans & almost cried like a bitch i didn't know what was happening

>13
>didn't understand what cumming was
>watching monk on portable dvd player at night
>jerking it while staring into darkness
>cum nearly hits the ceiling
>life changing revelation

I was a sperg growing up and didn't fap until I was 14. The first thing I ever fapped to was a porno that I barely remember anything about. All I remember about it was there was a scene where the guy was holding the girl up and then she was riding his dick cowgirl style. Sadly that's almost every porno video ever made, so I doubt I'll ever find my first fap.

At least spit on the head ffs.Epescially if you have a foreskin
Full lube can get messy but is great

Thinking of Kaylee Norlin in the shower using shaving cream

watched porn that i sneak off from my parents
keep rubbing my dick over my pants because it felt good
exploded for the first time in my life, didn't know what the fuck was happening just know it is everywhere in my pants and i need to change my pants fast, that was 11 or 12 years old i think

>britney_spears_xxx_sex_fuck_blowjob_aguilera_porn_ass_teen_avi.exe
thanks napsters bros

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it gave me a striptease fetish

It took me years to understand the joke as to why he fell backwards on the latter.

The end of Alien, for obvious reasons.

>not [email protected]
I miss the good old DC++ days.

>pthc
you can relive the good old days by searching for it on youtube

Many faps were had.

As a kid I never fapped to actresses or characters, only girls I knew. My first fap was thinking about my 9th grade geography teacher, can't remember her name but she was pretty hot

It's only now that I'm more socially isolated that I fap to celebs

did you see the blink182_all.the.small.things_brittany-spears_eminem_blowjob_hotGOTH_teen_cute one as well? Pure kino.

I did it dry for a long time, wasn't until buying a fleshlight a few years back that I tried lube for the first time

Yes you're missing out

No but I still remember downloading songs with screamers embedded in them at the 30 second mark.

So be honest guys. Did you and your friends ever watch porn together at 12 and "help" each other out.

No but we did jerk off together.

When I was 10 my best friend convinced me to give him a blowjob, thought it was really weird and we never hung out after that

later I found out he was being molested

I had a wrestling videogame for my PSP and jerked it to the women's entrance videos that you could watch in the create a character mode.

>I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Mysterious Kino

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