Alright Sup Forums, help me write a valentines poem.
Girls name is Lydia, cant think of anything to rhyme with
Alright Sup Forums, help me write a valentines poem
Lydia, oh Lydia,
I want to diddle ya.
Done. Should work like a charm.
lydia lydia this is a rape
fuck me Lydia
your titties r so bouncy
let me suck on them
It's a haiku.
Lydia Lydia let me give you clamydia
this
good qwertee user
lydia from skyrim?
Fuck no dude, lydia was a thot, Uthgerd was bae
That bitch Lydia,
Gave me chlamydia
does she got any special unique features that you like about her?
Oh lydia
I gotta get rid of ya
You gave me chlamydia
The last time diddled ya
Hair, mostly.
I would rate her at least a 8/10, freckles too
Cmon guys, Valentines is tomorrow, enough with the chlamydia shit
how long have you been together?
most female names cant be rhymed, sry m8
Ehy lydia
Wanna play vydia?
Oh Lydia,
Your name blossoms from ancient trees
A name for Anatolia, Turkey and thee
And just like you, its nothing more than roaches and thieves
get out of the fucking doorway Lydia
FUS RO DAH
Hey lydia
Move to Virginia
Lydia, I'm not kiddin' ya I wanna give ya chlamydia.
Be my valentine?
*proceeds to stand there in doorway braindead*
*proceeds to kill her and tbag corpse*
HELLO COUSIN WANT TO GO BOWLING?
kekd