Alright Sup Forums, help me write a valentines poem

Alright Sup Forums, help me write a valentines poem.
Girls name is Lydia, cant think of anything to rhyme with

Lydia, oh Lydia,
I want to diddle ya.


Done. Should work like a charm.

lydia lydia this is a rape

fuck me Lydia
your titties r so bouncy
let me suck on them


It's a haiku.

Lydia Lydia let me give you clamydia

this

good qwertee user

lydia from skyrim?

Fuck no dude, lydia was a thot, Uthgerd was bae

That bitch Lydia,
Gave me chlamydia

does she got any special unique features that you like about her?

Oh lydia
I gotta get rid of ya
You gave me chlamydia
The last time diddled ya

Hair, mostly.
I would rate her at least a 8/10, freckles too

Cmon guys, Valentines is tomorrow, enough with the chlamydia shit

how long have you been together?

most female names cant be rhymed, sry m8

Ehy lydia
Wanna play vydia?

Oh Lydia,
Your name blossoms from ancient trees
A name for Anatolia, Turkey and thee
And just like you, its nothing more than roaches and thieves

get out of the fucking doorway Lydia

FUS RO DAH

Hey lydia
Move to Virginia

Lydia, I'm not kiddin' ya I wanna give ya chlamydia.

Be my valentine?

*proceeds to stand there in doorway braindead*
*proceeds to kill her and tbag corpse*

HELLO COUSIN WANT TO GO BOWLING?

kekd