ITT things that trigger Americans

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I take deep offense and find this image threatening. How do I press charges?

You better report me to Merkel herself. Offense of course isn't tolerated here in Germany

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DELETE THIS NOW

kek

Both sports multicultural bullshit

> foot
More like 11-inches-egg.

underrated

>automaticfags

Delete this and I promise I won't report you to the South African authorities. You have ten minutes

How to trigger a >leaf pic related
Triggered

>not povertyflop

please delete your post

Still nobody has posted the most triggering thing of all. I can still sleep sound knowing it will never be posted.

THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY GREASE STAINS OR CHEESE RESIDUE WTF DELETE THIS SHIT

Imma call the EU for this hate speech I hope you enjoy jail.

Leaf you are retarded all that happened in England.

>world's most popular sport is football
>americans invent a new sport
>played mostly with your hands
>ball is not a ball
>call it football
>change gay eurosport to "soccer"

Soccercucks got cucked out of their sport's name.

>counter-trigger

Close enough, faggot.

Tom, is that you?

Should be "Divegrass" and "Handegg". That way everybody gets triggered.

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underrated

DELEAT THIS

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Americans are retarded.

>steal a game which already existed: rugby
>call it football

Why didn't they just call it "Americaball" while they were at it?

>This is strictly American
Leave it to a leaf

What, murricans can't drive mechanic?

i feel threatened

Football and soccer are both shitty sports.

DONT CALL IT THAT!

There actually has been a slight resurgence in standard transmission cars but only very slight. A lot of people 30+ know how to drive a standard but people in my early 20's age group don't. Mainly because no one will let them destroy their car (myself included). I bought a 94' Saturn two hours away from where I lived to teach myself before buying a car I'd care about. It's all about putting yourself in a do or die situation to not give yourself the chance to give up.

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Post things that trigger fascists

U mad Sean o'Connor ?

>Clutch and brake attach under dash
>Throttle attached to floorboard

Triggered.

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I'm mad now.

> when you use non-metric measuring tape

> when you walk by stairs

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>not animated

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Shorks

Oh Neptune

Only thing triggering is the fucking cowboys fuck that team

> gluten free reason #1 in USA

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when you are smashing your arm, driving 2107 or 2109, you really dream about automatic box

THIS IS FUCKING HATE SPEECH
ARREST HIM
DELETE THIS

> I dream about automatic transmission @ $800 car.
Get a job.

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DELETE THIS SHIT KRAUT

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, FUCK

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>The Great Emmitt Smith

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it was in a driving school.
surprisingly, "gazelle" was much better in driving.
anyway, i use metro, heh. too jewish to spend money for car.

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What was that about american moon landing?

Things that trigger Canada.

>O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

YFW

It should be hours desu
But Brazil is a big country, none in my state this year

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Wait, you can get a license without knowing how to drive mechanic transmission?

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America has the second highest number of Germans, and most of the scientists behind the moon landing were German too.

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Yup. You got better germans.

triggers me too

Do any non American poltards enjoy hand egg?

At least he has a car and a hose and a house with a yard... How is your Soviet Bloc housing today?

Once you come to America, you become American.

me..not as much as football though.

>trigger Americans
shit thats actually funny, I'd call it handegg if we all agreed to it

Tell that to Pedro.

Last time you got Germans it didn't go so well, iirc.

Pick it up and eat it properly you monster!

So illegal immigrants are American then?

>would be well Jewed in a classroom
Greatest Ally wouldn't have it any other way

It's more a function of how are cities are designed. Nowhere to drive right

kek

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Fuck no, don't listen to that faggot spics are not American

Reported to the EU for hate speech. Check mate

Yo no hablo.

I'll take our illegal mexicans over your legal refugees any day.

>American ingenuity

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