What're your plans for Valentine's Day?

What're your plans for Valentine's Day?

Somehow try not to kill myself on the worst day of the year

sit at home and browse Sup Forums, /r9k/ and /x/

Fleshlight and math.

Bake my friend a birthday cake

Stay at home felling sorry for myself

...

fuck my wife. She is cooking dinner also.

Try to use an entire bottle of lube

Making a love card for a girl that doesnt love me anymore and stayed friends 1 week ago

Pics for proof, Sup Forumsro.

This

we got a winner

No plans yet. A girl from work who i never spoke to added me in FB though, maybe she will invite me over for something

Get dinner then fuck the shit out of my girlfriend

Go to work then come home and play Monster Hunter.

Self flagellation.
7 Tailed discipline with Capuchin knots.
There will be no sex or romance.

Shoving large objects up my ass, and try to get it to prolapse.

Probably same thing I'm doing now.
Laying on bed crying over my ex and writing stuff on our old tumblr then deleting the post because i don't want her to see it because it might hurt her.
Pic related. It's what i wrote 5 minutes ago.

sauce?

Same

Stay at home, drink alone - aka a normal night.

My loose ass

Get drunk, pass out, get drunk again, then sleep.

Not all of them are like that. That's what you have to tell yourself. Get well and move on..

gonna watch spirited away and eat heart shaped pizza with my gf

will possibly get win for you guys

remember me.

gf has the biggest tits ive ever fucking seen

I know what your feeling user but stay strong we can do this

No thanks. No fatties allowed, or wanted.

work out
read some
write some
do some homework
browse /fit/, somehow end up in Sup Forums, and then get disgusted and go to Sup Forums where I realize its just Sup Forums with more edgy memes.

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