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>house is almost kill
>find weird hole
>bad guys!
>one bad guys is good guys
>trade stones so house is not kill
>old man kidnaps fat kid and adopts a dog
>balloons
up
yup
an attack from mars
mars attacks
> new orleans
> lots of blood
> spy on naked woman with loli
> she dies
> stupid art show in paris
> tell-all story to reporter
war of the worlds
interview with a vampire
>my father is an intergalactic douchebag
should have switched the dies and art show lines, but you got it
star wars
War of the Worlds
>neckbeard programmer sells company secrets
>storm hits
>zoo security fails
>people die
>they don't blow up the island
jurassic
That was easy
clever girl
>daughter goes to Paris to become a whoreslut for arab billionaires
>her father disapproves and kills half of Paris citizens
The Goonies
Ding ding ding
yup
Sounds more like a giant turkey
>1337 haxxxor wants to see games
>starts game
>books flights to Paris
>tic-tac-toe
>rescue her from the ball
>british accents
>destroy the ball
Taken?
War Games?
war games?
>kid gets trained by bruce lee's ghost
>half of entire film is just montages
winrar.
the raven
>I love my boat
>Another boat almost kills us
>Pretend to be another boat
>Attack other boat
>Win
>Or did we?
Karate Kid (2010)
>books flights to Paris
hmm, sounds like a terrorist or foreign agent.
Checked
Guardians of the galaxy 2
Wargames
>a girl is forced to play a game
>she cheats and wins
>360 noscopes
>feminism
nope
Ghost ship?
>CIA
>wtf are we doing?
Rocky
Hunger Games
>bodyguard for family
>go on rampage against bad guys
burn after reading?
yep
negatory
>Hold Fast
The Pacifier?
Hu ger games
Normie tier?
Hunger games
Yeah
Batman Dark Knight
>save the world for the third time
>but they really didn't
>holy shit it is cold in Alaska
>ruh roh kids are sick
>lost in the woods
>make it back just in time
>its really cold out
>hi new friends, lets talk
>oh shit, theres guys under the floor
>everyone is kill
>Hamlet but with cats
>decide to make major life change
>Aunt Jemima treatment
>impromptu Eurotrip in borrowed RV
>Local boys repel Yankee Horde
not even close
> post apocalypse
> must rape
> talk to dog
> can't rape, too dead
> can rape, but she wants it
> visit her home
> fucking job offer
> feed girl to dog
>day at the beach
>most of my friends die
>the remaining continue onward
>more friends die
>more friends die but this time we get some revenge
>job well done and we all go home
Goonies
>Go to college
>Drink beer
>Drink beer
>Drink beer
>Drink beer
>Throw up on dean
>Get expelled
Man on fire
>Plays cello
>Doc does brain surgery
>acting 3rd leftenant
Ha missed that one
>new girl in town hallucinates with loser boy
>hallucinate in the forest
>hallucinate with a dog
>hallucinate everywhere
>girl dies
>boy gets sister to hallucinate with him
It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
>space
>pew pew pew
>Heavy breathing
Animal house?
Animal House?
Bridge to Tarabithia
Taken
the hateful 8
aliens
...
corect
Star Wars
>Forrest Gump, Ren, and Pvt. Hudson go on a space adventure
>boom
yup!
sharknado?
...
Negative
Saving ryan's privates?
apollo 13?
Wild America
apollo 13
Stripes?
Yes.
>nuclear bomb
>just fucking explode it
>no, i want to make things more complicated so the hero has a chance to beat my ass
>you retarded
>you didn't saw the late 90's movie
broken arrow
Nope
>da-da-daaah-dah
>Mashed potato tower
Yes sir
yessir
UHF
Nope
>Teri Garr, Richard Dreyfuss
It's not
A boy and his dog
balto
Lion King
That Ben affleck movie with Morgan freeman