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>house is almost kill
>find weird hole
>bad guys!
>one bad guys is good guys
>trade stones so house is not kill

>old man kidnaps fat kid and adopts a dog
>balloons

up

yup

an attack from mars

mars attacks

> new orleans
> lots of blood
> spy on naked woman with loli
> she dies
> stupid art show in paris
> tell-all story to reporter

war of the worlds

interview with a vampire

>my father is an intergalactic douchebag

should have switched the dies and art show lines, but you got it

star wars

War of the Worlds

>neckbeard programmer sells company secrets
>storm hits
>zoo security fails
>people die
>they don't blow up the island

jurassic

That was easy

clever girl

>daughter goes to Paris to become a whoreslut for arab billionaires
>her father disapproves and kills half of Paris citizens

The Goonies

Ding ding ding

yup

Sounds more like a giant turkey

>1337 haxxxor wants to see games
>starts game
>books flights to Paris
>tic-tac-toe

>rescue her from the ball
>british accents
>destroy the ball

Taken?

War Games?

war games?

>kid gets trained by bruce lee's ghost
>half of entire film is just montages

winrar.

the raven

>I love my boat
>Another boat almost kills us
>Pretend to be another boat
>Attack other boat
>Win
>Or did we?

Karate Kid (2010)

>books flights to Paris
hmm, sounds like a terrorist or foreign agent.

Checked

Guardians of the galaxy 2

Wargames

>a girl is forced to play a game
>she cheats and wins
>360 noscopes
>feminism

nope

Ghost ship?

>CIA
>wtf are we doing?

Rocky

Hunger Games

>bodyguard for family
>go on rampage against bad guys

burn after reading?

yep

negatory

>Hold Fast

The Pacifier?

Hu ger games
Normie tier?

Hunger games

Yeah

Batman Dark Knight

>save the world for the third time
>but they really didn't

>holy shit it is cold in Alaska
>ruh roh kids are sick
>lost in the woods
>make it back just in time

>its really cold out
>hi new friends, lets talk
>oh shit, theres guys under the floor
>everyone is kill

>Hamlet but with cats

>decide to make major life change
>Aunt Jemima treatment
>impromptu Eurotrip in borrowed RV
>Local boys repel Yankee Horde

not even close

> post apocalypse
> must rape
> talk to dog
> can't rape, too dead
> can rape, but she wants it
> visit her home
> fucking job offer
> feed girl to dog

>day at the beach
>most of my friends die
>the remaining continue onward
>more friends die
>more friends die but this time we get some revenge
>job well done and we all go home

Goonies

>Go to college
>Drink beer
>Drink beer
>Drink beer
>Drink beer
>Throw up on dean
>Get expelled

Man on fire

>Plays cello
>Doc does brain surgery
>acting 3rd leftenant

Ha missed that one

>new girl in town hallucinates with loser boy
>hallucinate in the forest
>hallucinate with a dog
>hallucinate everywhere
>girl dies
>boy gets sister to hallucinate with him

It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

>space
>pew pew pew
>Heavy breathing

Animal house?

Animal House?

Bridge to Tarabithia

Taken

the hateful 8

aliens

...

corect

Star Wars

>Forrest Gump, Ren, and Pvt. Hudson go on a space adventure
>boom

yup!

sharknado?

...

Negative

Saving ryan's privates?

apollo 13?

Wild America

apollo 13

Stripes?

Yes.

>nuclear bomb
>just fucking explode it
>no, i want to make things more complicated so the hero has a chance to beat my ass
>you retarded
>you didn't saw the late 90's movie

broken arrow

Nope

>da-da-daaah-dah
>Mashed potato tower

Yes sir

yessir

UHF

Nope

>Teri Garr, Richard Dreyfuss

It's not

A boy and his dog

balto

Lion King

That Ben affleck movie with Morgan freeman