What would an all-white NBA all-star team look like? Could they compete for a title?

What would an all-white NBA all-star team look like? Could they compete for a title?

PG: TJ McConnell
SG: JJ Reddick
SF: Gordon Hayward
PF: Kevin Love
C: Marc Gasol

Bench: Kyle Korver, Pau Gasol, Steven Adams, Dirk Nowitzki

They would make the playoffs, but lose in the conference finals.

>Marc Gasol
>Kevin Love
>Gordon Hayward
>J.J. Redick
>Goran Dragic

That's a solid 6 seed in the West.

That's a 4 seed, replacing the Jazz.

I think an all white team could make the playoffs, but they would not have a chance at the title. They would probably get bounced in the second round.

C: Jokic/Adams/Plumdog
PF: Love/Galanari
SF: Hayward/Parsons/Dunleavy
SG: Reddick/Korver
PG: Delly


Conference Finals easily. Still can't beat the Warriors. Assuming they steal Love and Korver from the Cavs instead of cloning them, they have a good shot at beating them, but LeGod scores 40+ points a game.

porzingis ?

I'd take Zinger over Adams or Plumlee, but that dude forgot about Marc Gasol. There's a lot of depth for good white players nowadays with the Euros coming over.

>no klay
>no blake
>no devin booker

>the state of white American basketball players

I didn't count any spanish players since that always leads to shitposting

How are those Gasols doing in the conference finals? Love scored 32 last night

White kids don't want to play for AAU and deal with all the chimping out. So they've moved on to football and baseball.

Wait. Does this all-star team consist of current players in the NBA, or current and/or former? What about foreign players who never/have never played in the NBA? What about said players in their prime in a true all out dream team?

>White kids don't want to play for AAU and deal with all the chimping out. So they've moved on to football and baseball.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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>Klay Thompson
>Steph Curry
>Kevin Love
>Tall whitey #4
>Tall whitey #5

they could probably win the whole thing

>Tim Duncan as #4
>David Robinson as #5

unstoppable

Rubio
Thompson
Hayward
Love
Marc Gasol

Bench: Korver, Ginobili, Olynyk, Pau Gasol

They would be a 2 seed in the east, 4 seed in the west. I think they could actually win the title, but only because they would be facing the Warriors without Thompson and the Cavaliers without Love.

I don't think Curry qualifies as white by any definition.

If we're going by Sup Forums's definition of white they wouldn't be able to muster a starting 5.

2 seed in the west I think. That team has 4 all-stars, they'd decimate the Rockets and the Spurs (who are now missing Ginobili and Gasol).

>curry not white

i certainly wouldn't call him black

If we're going by Sup Forums's definition of white then Dirk is probably the only guy in the league who qualifies

Curry has two black parents, I think you can call him mixed but I definitely wouldn't say white. Speaking of mixed, are we ignoring injuries? Because then Griffin would probably make the team.

Nobody is white by Sup Forums's standards.

does blake griffin count as white?

White people would still call him black or mixed. Black people who still live in poverty would call him white. Why? Because he took his success and became a cornball nigga. Ask Barkley, he'll explain.

White isn't a skin color or race for that matter. It's a system, it's the way you think and act. Everyone should know this.

lol shut the fuck up faggot LMAO

The Vermont Whites

1. Ricky Rubio
2. Manu Ginobili
3. Gordon Hayward
4. Kevin Love
5. Marc Gasol

Bench: Pau Gasol, JJ Reddick, Doug McDermott, Kelly Olynyk

I think they could win the title.

>genuinely suggesting blake

You mean civilized? Then I think a lot of african-americans should be considered for the white team.

Can anyone think of any mixed/mulatto/quadroon centers?

1. Curry
2. Thompson
3. Lavine
4. Blake
5. ???

I think he does, still don't think he would make an all-white starting lineup though. Love and Gasol are both better.

lulz kill yourself homo OLMFAO

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Joakim Noah baby

True. Ok then

Curry
Thompson
Lavine
Blake
Noah

Pretending that everyone is healthy, that's 4 all-stars, one of them a DPOY.

Steven Adams is half Tongan.

Jokic
Love
Porzingis
J.J. Reddit
Dragic

Vooch, Hayward, Fournier, Korver, Delly.

Isn't he like one of 20 kids or some shit as well?

>no Rubio, Hayward, or Gasol in the starting lineup

What's wrong with you?

gasol and rubio are mexican

hayward is trash

Dragic>Rubio

Hayward is ball dominant so he would suffer if he played alongside Jokic and Dragic. He is the perfect sixth man for this team.

Gasol is just an older Jokic.

Was meant 4u

>gasol and rubio are mexican

This is like saying that Lebron James is British.

one drop you stupid faggots, learn your own rules

this desu. playing basketball is fun but playing against niggers is unbearable. they hack you every time on the way to the bucket but call a foul of you barely touch them. not to mention the constant bitching if you even think of calling a foul. fucking niggers, they ruin everything

Rubio
Huertas
Calderon
Pau Gasol
Marc Gasol

Nope.

White players are notorious for being soft, unathletic, and shitty at defense.

They need black players to set them up for their spot up jump shots and play defense for them.

ctrl F

no larry bird

are you guys serious?

we're talking about current players, you dense nigger

>steven adams

>Gasol, Olynyk, Adams, etc.
>unathletic and bad at defense


Lol

>ginobli
>implying argentina is white

>Steven Adams
>white

Don't see how this team wouldn't sweep the warriors

1. Tyler Zeller
2. Cody Zeller
3. Mason Plumlee
4. Miles Plumlee
5. Marshall Plumlee

Bench: Luke Zeller

How about an all-DARKNESS team? Like the blackest dudes in the nba

PG Tony Snell
SG Lance Stephenson
SF Al- Afarouq Aminu
PF Zach Randolph
C Thon Maker

Bench: Jrue Holiday, Clint Capela, Patrick Beverly

Does team darkness make the east playoffs?

PG jerry west
SG Pete Maravich
SF Chris Mullen
PF dirk nowitzki
C Marc gasol
Give me these players in their prime and they'll blow out lebron and the memes in the finals

1. Larry Bird
2. Larry Bird
3. Larry Bird
4. Larry Bird
5. Larry Bird
6. Larry Bird

And on the bench another 6 Birds. At any given point that will be Bird to the 6th power. They would go undefeated and win the championship.

And if one of the Birds isn't playing up to Larry Bird standards you can sub him with another Larry Bird who is having a better night.

Nigga are you retarded? Here, Ill fix it

PG Nash
SG Mullin
SF Bird
PF Dirk
C Greg Ostertag

It almost happened back in early 2000s Dallas Mavericks with the exception of Michael Finley and Vernon Maxwell

Steve Nash
Raef Lafrentz
Dirk Nowitzki
Christian Laettner
Shawn Bradley

Dragic/Rubio
Reddick/Korver
Hayward/ginobili
Love/Nurkic
Marc gasol/Jokic

Takes the all black team to game 7 at least

Why can't white "people" play basketball?

How about an All-Asian team

Lin
Ming
Marbury
Fredette
Pacquiao

PG: John Stockton
SG: Jerry West
SF: Larry Bird
PF: Dirk Nowitzki
C: Not sure

>Argentina
>White

not
>Jaworski

Me and 4 other posters from this thread could beat that team

Marc Gasol isn't white
Goran Dragic isn't white, Marc Gasol isn't white
Jokic isn't white, Adams isn't white,
Rubio isn't white, Marc Gasol isn't white, Ginoboli isn't white, Pau Gasol isn't white

>only people from the US and UK are white
take it to Sup Forums, fuckstain. they're all white, and probably whiter than you. faggot.

PG Lin
SG Starbury
SF Yi Jilian
PF Rikishi
C Yao Ming

No way could they compete for a title. Their foot speed is way too slow and they're not big ballers

>make a thread about white players
>turns into thread about whether a player is white

>leaving for football and baseball

Lol, just because you're too pussy to play at your local park doesn't mean that other kids are.

Now, this is a white man. I hope you look like him.

pink nipples=white