I’m only 18 and I’m already sick of the middle class life. How do I get rich Sup Forums...

I’m only 18 and I’m already sick of the middle class life. How do I get rich Sup Forums? Winning the lottery doesn’t seem to be an option.

Drugs, except actually put the money away for the future instead of just losing it all within a year.

write I LOVE RONAN on your dick and post a pic, I'll paypal you $10

wait, what the fuck is that shitty monopoly money

I’m not poor I don’t need $10 I’m just not “rich”.

Australian currency. Polymer, uncounterfeitable notes.

Australian money. We invented non shitty notes that dont tear easy and can go through the wash unlimited times (also they’re harder to forge I guess) but they’re stupid colours.

It's money. Who cares what colour it is?

They were chosen to be easily distinguished and contrast against each other so visually impaired people can make them out easily.

Unlike the dumb yank money where they are all the same size, colour and the only difference is the number if zeros

Plus... dum americans and their 12 dollar notes

Im just saying purely aesthetically and not practically, the money could be a little more subtle. Obviously practicallity is important though its just... a little flamboyant.

Bump. I really need to get my life sorted.

dum aussies calling bills "notes"

A bill is another name for an invoice. You pay them with your money, which are actually bank notes

Kek, idiot

Who the fuck said we have a $12 bill? It goes 1, 2, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100.

So you have decimal currency?

How the fuck do you keep up?

sell drugs faggot

crypto

we live in the 21st century, not the 18th

So you pay your bills... with bills?

Must be so confusing being american

what i was saying is that you should talk like people from our actual time
people used to call them notes way back then now we call them bills
and tomorrow we'll call them some other bullshit that's going to sound even more retarded

and btw i'm not American so suck a dick

please someone actually respond to the fucking thread

Well there is the difference. In Australia we don't go all gangsta meme with our words. We have a word that works. We call them notes... which is still what they are.

We are comfortable with that and don't need to edge up and find catchy new werds for everything every other year

Answer - suck dick for $10 a go.. 200 times a day. You will be rich in no time

what does gangsta shit has anything to do with this discussion you stupid backwater nigger?

Well you da bro callin bank notes 'bills

....which they obviously aren't.

Sounds pretty nigger to me

Get a job lol

I'm Brazillian

i call them bills because even in french i call them the same thing
''billet''
Everyone in Canada fucking calls them bills, everyone in the USA does the same
everyone everywhere else in the world calls them bills
yet, you are the only purist faggots that are just living in the past

...except they aren't bills are they

Yes they are, stop being a daft cunt

A bill is a representation of value owed, meaning value is owed to you in the amount described by the bill.

A note is a written account of something, an account of money owed.

That means all money is both a bill and a note.

...

see

Perfect.

Your phone company sends you a bill each month. A statement of debt to them. An invoice.

You pay it with your bank notes. A measure of credit held with them.

Stop trying to justify your long held misunderstanding of the English language

So your bank notes are a measure of credit? To you? From the bank? So a bill?

Are you seriously ratting on Australians money they have literally the best bank notes in the world
Unterable and waterproof
And every other company with polymer notes copied the technology from aussies

No. Bills are a statement of debt

dude, you are literally fucking retarded
fucking Australians, gotta love 'em

So your saying, that when you are given worthless paper, it means nothing because it doesn't represent a debt to you?

Cheers bro

Nice diversion tho.

Wanna chat about petrol not being a gas?

Geez you are slow on the uptake.

How can.money ever be a debt to me? It's a bloody credit. A bank note

Aussies are actually niggers in disguise

No but it's gasoline

>aussies

Tired of the middle class life?The noose will help ya.

Move to some third-world shithole to teach ESL, and get paid royally AND experience a different culture!

You know currency is based off of material value right? That means when you own a $1 bank note, $1 worth of value is owed to you. So a bank note is value owed to you; therefore a bill.

i fucking lol'd

>gasoline
See there you go getting all hipster and making up words again. It's a petroleum distillate. Petrol if you want to get all edgy and abbreviate it.

I will never understand why Americans feel compelled to make up hip words for everything

Work, put 50% of every check aside for a year.
Put those savings into a high risk mutual fund.
Don’t touch said fund for 20 years.
Profit.

You think you're buying Petrolium?
That's like inhaling oxygen and hydrogen and expecting it to quench your thirst.

Yes. $1 is owed to me by the bank... therefore it is a credit from my point of view. A debt to the bank. I might send them a bill for the money one day, but im happy with the bank note they gave me outlining the credit I hold.

lol

>ITT everyone arguing with a retarded Aussie

Did your father touch you when you were a lad?
So much angst

stop projecting you're only making yourself look more idiot

Cocaine or heroin are huge money makers. If your a complete sociopath and are greedy as fuck with no morals then these two will either kill you, put you in jail or make you rich. Kek. Don't be a normie moralfag faggot.

Gasoline is the name of that distillate you autist, you know, the part that makes the car go?

Credit
noun
1.
the ability of a customer to obtain goods or services before payment, based on the trust that payment will be made in the future.
"I've got unlimited credit"

Debt
noun
something, typically money, that is owed or due.
"I paid off my debts"

Credit is just debt with trust dude

Gasoline is a name you lot made up... virtually on a whim. Might as well have called it gogojuice.

We use petrol... as an abbreviation of petroleum distillate.

Eitherway it's definitely a liquid. Not a gas. Go check if you don't believe me

How are Aussies this retarded? Aren't student loans subsidized there?

>Aren't student loans subsidized there?

Even worse... my engineering degree cost me 15k. Cool hey?

Americans just don't know how to life. I guess it's a greedy Jew oligarchy thing.

>being this autist
Petrol is too general, there are 3 types of motor fuel derived from petroleum, Kerosene, Diesel, and Gasoline. Two invented by Americans, another by a German.

So if you don't want to call it Gasoline, then you have to call it Benzin or you're wrong

I googled it and only poor people are subsidized. Still no excuse because it's the same cost or cheaper in Aus.

Yeah - a debt that the bank promises to pay the bearer - on demand.

And being a brit we call them notes from the gentlemans agreement they began as.

Rest in Peace Aussie Autist - He fought valiantly, but it was never meant to be...