Roast me

Roast me

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You dare cross the path of rock head rumple!

You look like a rejected cos-play of Kylo Ren

LMAO !

the love child of Jim Morrison and George of the Jungle

No need kid, looks like life already has

I need a DNA reboot

You were shit in Dunkirk

Lost somewhere between a lion and its cub for fucks sake. absolutely mad !

I did not hit her, I did not

That's right, I couldn't even make it to the final cut

You look like a wax figure of a spoilt young medieval royalty that they had to replace because it looked too much like a cunt

She should have shut her mouth and do it as I told her !

You look like your about to send Shrek out to grab you a princess

Your look is tearing me apart Lisa!

Too easy

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Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice that I'm willing to take

*make

That's my fetish

lmao

>Some of you make die
Fucking dumbass, that makes no sense

No.

you look like someone i would fuck in high school
i fucked a lot of people in high school

fool, you know the correction was the 'take' on the end

Shut...the...fuck...up you fat ogre piece of shit !

You look like tommy wiseau's gay little brother

If you can't fuck me like Dawyne "The Rock" Johnson, then you can make your own livestream

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You look like this autistic boy

LUL

Not very attractive