Need ways to commit suicide
Something badass
Ive already overdosed on a wide variety of pills and danced on an office chair in a noose before pussying out.
Send ideas. Also for all the normies no this isnt bait
Need ways to commit suicide
>fill pockets with candy
>go to 40 story building
instant piƱata legend
Good idea ! Will add to list
Get the anarchist cookbook and blow yourself up in a visible place. don't kill people or they' ll think you were a terrororist or something
Honestly, if i got to that point, it's payday 2 for me.
Find a HUGE bank, and plan the biggest heist.
Attempt the heist. If you can't escape, die during shootout with the police. If you can, well then now you have all the money you'll ever need, and maybe it'll help.
Thought about this a lot because i was in the same position as you a long time ago.
It won't be worth it, and you'll be in a better place someday, but if you're committed, this is what i'd do.
>go to Subway
>order whatever
>"do you want any sauce on it?"
>"Yes, mayonnaise."
>they put mayo
>"Is that enough?"
>"it was never enough"
>turn around
>pull out gun
>blow your brains all over them
Lmao
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the most baddass way to kill onesself:
(a) go to the mall
B find the big fountain in the middle of the mall, they all have one
(c) get into the fountain
(D) remove all your clothes
e lie back in the water, make sure your boner is pointing up
(F) hold your breath
......keep holding it.....
..........keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep holding it...........
.....keep holding it......
......why are you reading this you know you need to keep holding it......!
(7) ?????
(8) wake up in looney bin
(9) save up pills for two weeks
(J) take them all at once
(k) enjoy heaven bro!
>wait til Halloween
>hang yourself in Halloween store
>make razorwire noose
>stand on stool
>put head inside
>superglue both hands to the sides of your head
>kick over stool
>look like a badass that ripped his own head off
Break into someone's car, then blow your brains out.
>get DeLorean
>become Uber driver
>drive across bridge with a passenger
>say "where we're going, we don't need roads"
>drive off the side of the bridge
>stainless steel car sinks like a stone
Here is an 100% effective alternative: Drink 2 L of cum in under a hour. You will die forsure.
Interesting idea
Im too much of a puss to chug jizz
Wait wait back it up son you already overdosed on a wide variety of pills and danced on an office chair in the news before pussying out. Ergo you should not kill yourself you already tried multiple times and you failed you can't do it you are in fact a pussy and you should stop trying to kill yourself and spend time doing things productively.
No thank you, good idea though
tying yourself to a rocket and going out like wile e coyote
Nbome
Dustin it's not funny anymore
honestly if you're don't have some chronic pain that's unlikely to be treatable there's not much point in suiciding...this is coming from an emo fag whos tried a bunch of times myself.
More often than not people who are rescued during/after attempting say they regretted it almost right away.
You risk hurting yourself very badly or suffering a lot for what exactly? to enter the void?
You could probably make something of whatever life you have, maybe it's more about changing what you feel like your goals are.
If you really are in severe pain at least do it one of the less painful more sure methods, there's tons of info out there on the net. If you're so determined you can spend a couple days doing research to figure out something good.
Don't be a dick and leave a mess or traumatize anyone at least.
leak secret documents related to the dnc and clinton fundation
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