When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
Spoken like a true 16 year old, hormone driven cunt.
Isaiah Flores
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Robert Bailey
But I'm still making more money than you and I'm not sad enough to make posts like this on a meme board
Matthew Lee
Damn OP, youre making me miss 14 yo pussy
Ayden Carter
nowadays kids aren't even allowed to have gfs at that age
Christopher Anderson
you say that, but when I was fifteen I was drainpiping catherine in the boys toilets at school
creamed her arsehole good and proper on a daily basis mate
not everyone is a queer like you
Brody Myers
Nice to know op waste his life focusing on what could've been instead of what could be. Have fun wasting away in the past
Asher Jenkins
This. Ruminating on the past is the easiest way to stay depressed
David Peterson
My younger years was filled with clubbing the birth of the rave scene and I once got '' shinned'' playing rugby. You grow old most Freinds and contacts fade you become isolated and laugh at the kids that have yet to learn.
Cooper Perez
>mfw done all of these >still feel lonely >still play Vidya don't let the feels fool ya, lads. If you're sad now, you'll be sad forever. But not for the reasons you think.
Joshua Carter
I lost my virginity at 15 before highschool and my gf in highschool was in the swimming team and apparently the hottest girl and everyone would try to break us up. I cheated on her.
Angel Perez
I know this to be true
Carter Turner
I was one of those jocks, those pure virgin pussies were the worst sex I've ever had.
Leo Morales
Now they are serving me dinner at my local fav restaurant.
Kayden Sullivan
Lmao, something tells me you are too young for this board You ever heard of college, my dude?
Cameron Murphy
This makes me legitimately sad for humanity.
Ryder Lopez
until the jock in gets out of high school and knocks up his gf and she gets fat and he's stuck in a marage wanting to kill him self and gets blad a fat changeing my old at jiffy lube taking about back in high school days no one cares about kek
Samuel Bailey
> >be a nerd who does all the "bad" things listed >literal skeleton mode >hang out with Goth clique >railed every girl and the cute guy before I was 16
Where do I fall here?
Xavier Sanchez
How heartless to you have to be to pull something like that?
Hunter Martin
So you've met Marshall? (the QB of my graduating class that won 4A state championship, but then faded to obscurity when he didn't hit it big after high school)
Benjamin Perry
that's true but fuck playing football at least I went to uni, most people didn't
Julian Torres
How's jr high going, user?
Connor Thompson
But... but... I just sold my movie script for $35,000 and I am a 24 year old virgin. Do I still have a chance of being a successful pussy slayer if I become a big Hollywood screenwriter?
Lucas Torres
No you didn't.
Kayden Jenkins
I know imagine being that fugly you need to try and molest a spastic shocking.
Kevin Brooks
uh ok
I have things I like doing. I'm not caught up in some weird image fantasy like you.
Cameron Butler
You caught me.
Landon Powell
>transfer between accounts seems legit I'm gonna need more info. post cc+cvc
Kayden Rogers
You joke but he didn't ask her out, she did.
Kevin Lee
Yes, I did a transfer between my accounts on Feb 9th so I could fuck with you on Feb 14th. That was always my goal. I'm actually not a screenwriter, just a psychic.
Adam Williams
nope thats just how its go's everywhere
Gavin Gomez
nowhere. its just that losers, like OP are calling themselves nerds these days >there are worlds beyond stars, there are many more ordeals of love yet to come
Brayden Bennett
Why is a bitch ass getting raped by his wh ore on my b?
Grayson Anderson
baka
Samuel Rodriguez
>Trying to prove a stranger online wrong I think you're just a faggot tbqh famalamsham
Benjamin Evans
...
Nathan Moore
Oh, I didn't "try". I did.
Eli Sullivan
OH shit, he did it again! Double faggot.
Logan Roberts
Wow is this really what kids are like today, why would you need to ask plebbit what to do, do they not have their own minds any more? >hi user we friends but I likes you and want more let date >if yes say yes >If no say no >if ms let's shake,rattle and rook.
Levi Richardson
any movies released bro? wanna watch how a 24 year write contemporary world
Jose Edwards
Lotto numbers now mystic meg
Gabriel Hernandez
I lost my virginity at 14
Logan Thomas
Is thay y everone got. Hiv and died a painfull death ... o ... well.. I'm. Just happy being me
Mason Cook
>Welcome to hell. Welcome to life. I-It's not so bad.
Zachary Long
baitposter has a sad life
Landon Gomez
Perhaps he was insecure about dating someone who would be thought of as "different"?
Kevin Rogers
Implying i want something like that...
Stop pushing you 'merican lifestyle onto the rest of the planet.
OP is prolly a nigger faggot
Justin Torres
i don't have such experiences but i am doing what makes me happy and got tbw and i advice you the same
Chase Barnes
kek
Chase Davis
Thank you op, just what I needed to read on Valentine's day. Imma kms now real quick brb
Joseph Watson
Hahaha someones a fucking virgin fresh outta high school. Kill yourself now before you it's too late
Eli Sanchez
christ is it summer already
Zachary Murphy
is Sup Forums having a free weekend
Cameron Ortiz
The same still stands user if you want to do it just do it, don't list to any one else it's your life.
Thomas Powell
WHY ARE THERE THREE COPIES OF THIS FAGGOT THREAD?
Gabriel Hernandez
I love this bait. A solid 8/10. Well done user. Might as well take the bait.
WTF. Whne I was 12 i already was 9 INCHES deep in some 17 y/o pussy. stfu
Daniel Torres
No it's half term isn't it. Nearly summer user
Kayden Miller
It ain't me dating the girl, it's the reddit pleb.
Nolan Perez
Because it's a bait/slide thread user it will be the same guy that log posts
Anthony Flores
3 copies of the same thread on one page...
Brandon Rivera
Summer comes earlier every year.
Gavin Howard
Then go get some, it's never too late!
Elijah Bailey
Lmao topkek seriously I want you pronounced dead by midday
Jaxson Green
So mad about a 16 year old kid finding their way in the world.
I hope you aren't much older than 18 user, because its a huge learning curve from 15-20 of general adult shit, and if you're over that age getting livid about a literal child asking for help then you've got some serious issues.
Nolan Morgan
What happened after? Did the teacher get an ass kicking?
David Long
Sure sure user but it's cool if you want to sex a spastic Timmy would be proud.
Wyatt Phillips
Jealous that there's someone out there that' laying Katawa Shoujo IRL?
Angel Jenkins
How fucking dumb are you user are you a window licker yourself or are you just off the blue bus. The only thing if anything I'm mad at is this poor kid doesn't have the confidence to date who ever he wants, that he needs to literally ask permission from plebbit. The world has changed so much since I was 16 back then people went with who ever they liked and liked them. Not ask random strangers on the interwebs if it was socially acceptable. Also he is 16 not a child, he is an adult as they say here >all the man he will ever be.
Jeremiah Butler
What would you do then if you were in his situation?
Tyler Richardson
Well if we were friends and we knew each other and liked each other and hung out a lot and stuff like the guy in the post then yes go and see what's what. If it was a spastic straight of the bus that I didn't know or talk to That just rolled up to me. Then no but that would be my choice not plebbits. What would you do
Caleb Gutierrez
I need to add if this was a chick with no legs or something then it's cool but if she spoke with an pc then I wouldn't even talk to her so wouldn't be in that position
Just FYI she's paralyzed not the drooling retard type of wheelchair person. I'd at least give her a shot.
Angel Evans
what kind of john green american high school fantasy is this, was this written for an fucking x-rated disney xd movie?
Where are your parents, who let you write this?
Jaxon Stewart
>not the drooling retard type of wheelchair person Well then as long as she was cool and kind of hot there shouldn't be a problem, I truly feel for the young these days Pic related would you.
Matthew Barnes
I'm down as long as her pussy still works
Luis Wood
Looking at the last update on his situation makes me happy. The guidance teacher was retarded and did not know her shit, got told to fuck off by Louise LMAO
Jacob Bell
If you do, then of course you can become a pussy slayer. Nice to have a screenwriting sale. We both know 35k is small potatoes though. Good luck to you
Parker Edwards
>when your gf is more alpha than you
Jack Peterson
>Alpha GF >Wheelchair The ultimate cuck dream
Hunter Hill
But I did have this life. And it was nothing compared to the shit I did in college.
