I WOKE UP IN BEAST MODE

I WOKE UP IN BEAST MODE

KEKED

look at mins played you melt

le three season wonder

What do you mean? I'm talking about Kane taking the boot from Lukaku.

>"norway" slowly overtaking "sweden"

>lukaku thought it was his years since kane couldn't possibly win it since he has been injured for months
>the african mudhut village of lukaku

you highlighted sanchez, I thought you were implying that his rating was better

>Sanchez in the only player to have double figures in goals and assists
wew

He did play 700 more minutes than Ibrahimovic or Kane though.

Hazard is better

>taking whoscored ratings seriously

he only played half his games as the cf though

Kane's genuinely a quality player

shame he's English

irish blood

for me he is the player of the season. shame he has to play with likes of ramshit, le scorpion and Theo "the speediest negro" Walcott.

How? Because muh dribbles?

>take away benulties
>all that remains is just some mouthbreather
tbqhwy he's a statpadder, scoring late meaningless goals, what was it now the 5th and 6th goal in a dead rubber that ended 6-1, meh

go to bed romelu

u mad bro?

POOKAKU ON POOICIDE WATCH

Vardy and Rashford are better

7.79 > 7.75 you dumbfuck

>all these jelly rival fans

Holy shit at least pretend that you are not crying and didn't make an ass of yourself with one season wonder shit.

If it's so easy to score meaningless goals why doesn't every striker score 100+ per season

Vardy is unironically the best english striker.

>MOTM
>Azzar: 12
>Sanchez: 10
>Le tap in men(Lukaku and Kane):6
How will CFs ever recover?

Autism.
>harry kane has player 7 less premier league games than lukaku
>on some of the games he played he has been coming back from an injury
Maybe you should go back to cannibalizing your negroes instead of worshipping them. Lukaku has no excuse, harry the mong is fire.

Take away penalties, and it still looks pretty good for Kane.

1. Lukaku (24 goals in 35 appearances)
2. Kane (21 goals in 28 appearances)
3. Sanchez (21 goals in 35 appearances)
4. Costa (20 goals in 34 appearances)

>poor excuses

Also, we were doing a good job in Congo until bongs and americucks started crying about how they should be the ones committing atrocities (tbqh their record of cruelty is far worse).

Whoscored ratings are shit

hope sanchez score 3 or 4 to everton so he gets more goals than kane

What's his trophy case look like?