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Russia is IRL anime edition

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arrroooooooooooo

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YANKS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YANKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
HATE.
HATE.

the gfs

quite sick of you repeating editions tbphwy lad

need a bf lads

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

the fu

love pakis

hate pints

simple as

>wagies get home
>/brit/ suddenly filled with unironic commies

Sorry I won't post it again, it is a good pic though. They DO look like anime.

wish i was passionate about something

alternatively:

>school finishes
>/brit/ suddenly filled with the underage

disgusting whores have no dignity whatsoever

ahh yes everyone finishes work at 21:40

Socialism: the involuntary organization of production and the distribution of proceeds independent of the contribution to production. It is dysgenic and non meritocratic, and provides insufficient incentives to produce enough to meet demands. But this prevents the lower classes from being ‘left behind’ which is their central fear and intuition.

same

The media called this a far right EDL march

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quite like priti

same

the ol' 'f

london night buses are peng

'once

rasheed

The last several hours have been nothing but capitalism vs communism

lmao what a queer

if you get married there's a 95% chance one of you will cheat

'sheed'once

better make sure it is me then lol

yeah agree with that

love the ' 'mick

big if

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nonce

GET OUT OF THAT REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW

SKREEEEEE

If you live in Theresa Mays constituency can you just pop in for a quick chat with her whenever you want?

not looking forward to the rest of my life

on the 'rain

forgot your proxy thainonce

Love surplus value
Simple as

why are yanks so fucking awful at ecstasy? '''EDM''' and rappers talking about ''popping mollies'' are absolutely tragic. Even seen pictures of them using fucking dummies

>Gays against Sharia
They finally read an article about Sharia laws, huh?

In Chechnya they torture and kill gay people because of this Shariah. They execute gay people in every Islamic country. Yet Western European leftards still protect them.

Good gimmick

no

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what did you do this weekend lads?

me? i had a run through some wheat fields with the lads x

purple drank
y/n

grim. a proper roastie bint with greasy hair well past her time carrying fish and chips.

the so called gf

Told a commie girl I know that I wanna extract her surplus value. Wonder how she will take it.

had a wank and got semen everywhere

prefer gays to muslims

had a wank today

wanked to traps, got a chinese, then wanked to more traps
decent weekend

did lots of flake
went for a walk
foraged for plants to make a cordial

was alright

early start tomorrow lads

should be in bed

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might vote for corbyn in the next election
voted tories in this one but i'm beginning to realise that the current milquetoast tories will never go back to being proper conservative right-wingers unless they get voted out of government so they can reinvent themselves while they're in opposition

hate socialism but i'm willing to have a socialist shithole government to do this

tfw babylon de pon me case

just did a wank

can't take communists seriously

dismiss them as petulant children who've never had a real job

What's flake?

had a wank about an hour ago

*stares at wrist*
what-ho! 'tis wank o'clock

I've been sitting at my computer and playing Dota 2. And I have an exam coming in three days, yet I'm completely not ready. Instead of studying I spend my precious time shitposting on Sup Forums. What kind of retard am I?

>match with a very tidy bird on the ol' 'der
>send her a message
>she unmatches
>match with her again today
>ask /brit/ what's going on, any chance she just unmatched by accident last time
>/brit/ says message her and find out
>send her a message
>she immediately unmatches
rubbing my face in it now. fucking hate dating apps.

people that actually work aren't commies because people that actually work want to work for their own money and keep their earnings

it's the NEETs that want the benefits of a welfare state

its cocaine when it hasn't been cut to benzocaine so it doesn't give you that numb feeling and is much cleaner/stronger

Agree desu, or they're lazy NEETs

got really, really fucked up on saturday and spent sunday chilling

t. NEET

worked loads of jobs and i'm a commie

2spooky4me

it's just a roastie ego massager, get off it

business idea: magic job tree

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classic /brit/core

no but you can send her an email whenever you want and waste her time

as I do frequently.

Last week I sent:
>Hello,

>I am a constituent of yours.

>Two days ago I dreamt me and my family went on a 2-week holiday to Crete >with you. In the dream, when we went to pick up our rental cars you insisted >on driving the larger and more comfortable of the two. I very reasonably >suggested we could swap cars after the first week, but you flatout refused. I >thought this was very selfish and disappointing of you, and even though it >was only a dream I always say theres no smoke without fire.

>Care to comment?

And I got as a response 2 days later:

>Dear XXX,
>It is my job to make sure that Ms May and her staff respond to the real problems that her constituents bring to her. This does not extend to commenting on or interpreting people's dreams. However as and when you have a real problem we will be pleased to assist. (But in order to do so we would still need a postal address from you.)

>Yours sincerely

>Robert Atkinson
>Head of Office

NEETs understand the problem with a welfare state better than anybody.
If a NEET is a communist, it's because he wants to see the world burn.

im a neet and not a commie at all desu
i accept that my failings are my own

why do champagne socialists and rorke neets exist then? just saying le everyone is selfish is retarded

hate it
hate it all
most of all i hate myself

> cocaine when it hasn't been cut to benzocaine

what does this mean?

Planning a wank
Any 'mmendations?

beak

worked loads of jobs and I am an an-cap

well those chechnyans aren't real muslims x

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>keep getting fired/quitting because of feelings of bitterness and resentment towards employers making more money than you
>you turn to communism

mmh yes i have analysed your ideology thoroughly
next

>it's just a roastie ego massager, get off it

she has nice shoes

Druggies will hang with the homosexuals on the day of the rope

I work for the government but am a libertarian.

CONGRATULATIONS
you have fallen for enought propaganda that you now outright dismiss all communist ideas without even looking at them

your prize is: a boot on your neck for the rest of you and your children's lives

hooray!

how does a NEET understand capitalism any better than someone working for a low pay and high labour job?

quite like those shoes

i meant with, not to*

benzocaine is similar functionally to the stuff they use in the dentist to inject in your face

>Druggies will hang with the homosexuals on the day of the rope

read books

single thread linkers will be the first to dangle