I am old and ive seen some shit

i am old and ive seen some shit.
AMA

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why

What is the kinkiest thing you've ever seen/done?

ive eaten pussy drenched in honey while she was pissin

I thought you said you'd seen some shit.

Whats your philosophy on life mummy?

i have..but thats kinda normal i guess

do what makes you happy,not what makes others happy

Why are cuckolds a detriment to society

what drugs have you tried?

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

stop

because they are weak idividuals with no self respect,low esteem and just plain faggots

how old r u?

What shit have you seen?

42

weed
lsd
shrooms
coke
heroin
ketamin
xtc
mescal
all the clasics

>42
>old
user this isn’t Africa

last thursday

Saw a really big cat jump into a pond

50
the other faggot is not me

are traps gay?

topkek

INCORRECT ANSWER!

12yr old basement fag detected.

plane crash
bank robbery
2000 refugees in the ocean
dead people
midgets in satanic ritual
testicles the size of footbals

how did that go?

yes you fag

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It made a big splash

OP here
Don’t list to this guy I am 42. I’m twice the age of all you bitches

nope. And to be fair you're only beginning to be old.
I'm curious about the satanic ritual midgets tho

blow me fake OP

Let's get back to midgets in satanic ritual.
What were the circumstances which you saw this? How do I get invited?

irrelevant. both ages don´t meet the requierments to be called old.

I saw it when I went a girls house in a blind date

i swear this true,i was a roadie for iron maiden back in 89,while backstage i met another roadie,a midget for the opening band..we got al8ng pretty good ,and the conversarion led to satanism

guys start asking me more questions

You do not talk much. Why did you propose to be questioned ?

Like she just had that going on in the background? What the heck were your dating profiles like? Or what were your friends trying to find for you?

im a half century on this earth

youre the reason we cant have nice things here

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Godamn you, I've always wanted to be a roadie for like a year or 2, but no band out now is worth it. 80s medal was the shit

Well she was a friend of a co worker and we went out to eat at some hippie place and we starting smoking pot in my car after and got into the topic of religion and she wasn’t like “ want to do shrooms tonight with my friends?” So I said yes and we went back and she had all these weird friends and one of them got super high and got all these satanic books from his car and was showing me all the shit he does with like the dagger and the candles

What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen

My niece naked

i only did it for two years,spent all my money on drugs,but the parties were epic and the pussy flowed like wine

this

the northern lights on acid

Was Sandy Hook just a hoax? Why are there so many different descriptions of the shooter that don't match the description of the kid they blamed? Is there any significance to Sandy Hook laying directly on a line between stonehenge and the Aztec sacrificial temple of the sun god?

I want better questions I don’t like that one

All acceptable answers

OP here faggots,,it has come to my attention that certain anons are pretending to be me,,i will cease and desist from further answers until the faggotry stops

Why

this post is pure faggotry

do you keep lots of tin foil on you and around your house?

I'm going to buy a tobacco pipe this weekend. Any tips?

What's the biggest thing you've had up your butt

Is it better to own a home or just rent forever?

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make sure its briar and not clay or meerschaum
keep it clean and use match sticks,also i like the honey tobacco or the apple

Everyone should pretend to be OP and say old man shit lol

your fathers dick

owning,imo,you can sll anytime,but only if tax wont dent your wallet

you must be a special kind of user..

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OP here faggots,, I'm the king of all faggots

nah,,youre not.but what you are is 13.

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>you''re

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