/Nike/ General

How do I get people to stop bullying me at the rec and calling me a small baller for wearing Jordans?

Any other /Nike/bros know this feel?

Nike a garbage made by 5 years olds who are paid in cents.

You should feel bad for not getting at least Adidas or UA

Just buy a pair of ZO2s

>Nikucks btfo
Stay BOOSTED bruh

>wear my Yeezys to the club
>start up a great convo with a solid 8
>she sees my shoes
>think "heh now she'll definitely want me"
>asks me "Are those Yeezys"
>reply "yup, not fakes either, I was lucky enough to buy them when they came out, got the receipt and everything"
>"ew if you aren't wear ZO2s I don't want to talk to you"

It's not fair bros

>adidas

im not gay

Not even joking I bought ZO2s and I always get compliments now. My stats have improved significantly and I'm being scouted by numerous NBA teams.

>he doesn't wear adidas

HAHAHA you're gay

Only foreigners, numales, and faggots wear Adidas here, Roberto.

>not even joking
I think you are joking

>he doesn't wear ZO2s

yall cucks sound like some small ballers.

>wearing peasant shoes

I'd seriously rather go barefoot and tell people my ZO2 Primes are at the dry cleaners

>wearing kike shit

thats why i only wear sketchers

SBB and Nike btfo

>Jordans
Are you a hypebeast? Stop wearing that shit

I only wear Curry 2s

>He doesn't wear New Balance 624's literally all the time

Fuck you. I wear adidas and am none of these. Nikes are too narrow and cannot contain my big feet. And yes the correlation is true
>Nikes=dicklets

You're clearly a flaming faggot and loser. I'm 5'3 and wear 13s and Nikes are ideal for my feet.

You are sub manlet tier.

That's fucking gross, you're a hobbit

I meant 6'3.

>ITT a lack of big ballers

Hahahaha yeah sure bud, nice recovery Carlton.

Id rather be 4"11 with normal feet than 5'3 with size 13 shoes

So are we just allowed to make threads about random corporations as long as they make sports equipment?

>dry cleaning and not just buying a new pair of BBB ZO2s

KYS IRL faggot

I cant donate them or throw them in the trash as small ballers will get a hold of them.