If you asked Selena Gomez out, would she say yes? How would you do it and why would she accept?

If you asked Selena Gomez out, would she say yes? How would you do it and why would she accept?
Selena Gomez thread.

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>would she say yes?
no

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Good God I would blow out her FUCKING ASSHOLE user!! my fucking MIND....!

Why's that?

Oh yeah?

because I look like Brian Peppers on crack

I would ask her out.
she will say no.
then I will rant on Sup Forums about how she only turned me down because she is in to nigger cock now

I guess that's a good enough reason...

That's correct!! I would blow my load so hard in her, whoever pulled it out would become the STA-PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN

She's back with Beiber. How beautiful is true love?

That sounds about right.

So who here would try to ask her out if you met her by chance? How would you do it?

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No one?

I would ask her out in a heartbeat, but I don't see anyone else stepping up...