In honor of the most recent school shooting, lets name imaginary achievements for a school shooter simulator...

In honor of the most recent school shooting, lets name imaginary achievements for a school shooter simulator, I'll start with 2. #1. Mashed Potatoes: Curve stomp 5 tards before the cops are called. #2. Nevermore: Kill 10 Goths. Bonus Hidden Achievement for good measure: Made the Cut: Kill the suicidal kid with her own razor blade.

is this too edgy?

tag team: team up with another shooter
The supreme gentlemen: Kill all girls and Jocks

Too slow: Beat the muslim classmate to the slaughter.
Fire team: Join up with 2 or more friends and complete the mission without dying.

they calling this spic white yet like they did with zimmerman?

got the autism eyes and some fucked up combo of mixblood

will it benefit their narrative ?

the breakfast club: kill all the kids in detention
sixteen candles: kill all the kids on the office's birthday list
dazed and confused: earn a kill rank of A or higher while under the influence of at least two narcotic
don't fear the Shakespeare: kill the entire the drama club
pumped up kicks: get the entire gym class

An hero: end your rampage yourself.
Blaze of gory: Face SWAT head on.
The Conspiracy: Plant evidence on a dead retard or an accomplice and escape free and clear.
Un-American: use a knife or a bomb instead of a gun.

10/10

John huges meta achive...complete them all

I forgot
Shhhhh: kill the entire library with a suppressed weapon.

No principles: kill the office staff

spell it: principals

C-C-Combobreaker - Be black

Jamaican Retribution: say ya man in court if judge asks you to say the truth

Anime isnt gay kevin!- Kill the entire anime club

"just how you like them extra sloppy": get all the lunch ladies
O'doyle rules: get all the kids with last name O'doyle

Killer Queen: Play as a female
There Can Only Be One!: Behead someone Highlander style
A Kind of Magic: Kill all the Harry Potter fans
I Want to Break Free: Kill all the trannies

Unarmed and dangerous - Kill 5 enemies in a row using only your fists.

Untouchable - equip a MAGA hat and be pardoned by Donald Trump

I approve

>Chef Choice: Get the lunch ladies to join your rampage
>You Didn't See Anything: Destroy the security cameras before your rampage so there's no proof
>Killin' 'Em To This Song: Play your music over the intercom during the rampage
>Sudoku: Kill yourself with a bladed weapon once the rampage is over
>Got Me Beat: Perform your rampage with a blunt melee weapon
>Animal Lover: Kill all the non-black kids
>All Ghillied Up: Perform the massacre while wearing a ghillie suit
>The Liquor Is Calling The Shots: Perform the rampage while intoxicated, then blame it on the alcohol
>Hard Mode: Kill everyone whilst having a visible boner
>Master of Disguise: Carry out your massacre, then switch out clothing, blame the shooting on someone else who looks identical, and walk an innocent man
>Rekts Offender: Kill everyone while wearing a paper bag over your head
>Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life: Leave an onion in the mouths of all your victims
>Playing Patsy: After your massacre, plant all your weapons and clothes on a corpse, and successfully convince everyone it was them, not you
>Sloppy Seconds: Crush the heads of all the girls you liked in front of their boyfriends
>Killary: Kill everyone while wearing a Hillary Clinton mask
>Making High School Great Again: Kill everyone while wearing a Donald Trump mask
>Dahmer: Rape and consume a person after killing them
>Minuteman: Sound the fire alarm before killing everyone (bonus points if you get the reference)
>Now THIS Is A Choker!: Strangle a girl wearing a choker necklace
>True Yakuza: Drive through the hallways on a racing motorcycle and drive-by kill everyone with an Uzi

Don't Stop Me Now: kill all the gay kids
The Craft: kill the wicca kids
Cotton Eye Joe: enter and exit the school without being detected

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people on twitter are crying about gun laws, thats why hate when this type of shit happens

Close. Was talking about the Minuteman ending of Fallout 4.

As

>The terminator
Kill 5 S.W.A.T. teams

Damn

I can't wait for a soyboy journalist to write an article about how 4han turned school shootings into video game achievement jokes.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: escape the school and get the kid that called in sick
Home Alone: get a least two adults with improvised traps
The Cure: kill the goths

Vengeance: Complete the "Chad Thundercock" boss fight without taking any damage.

>For a fistful Shekels - kill your parents first, then beg for mercy, because you are an orphan, now

>Ego-perspective - stream it fag

> Nobody likes Mondays - wear a female school uniform

>wear a female school uniform
why not wear a Garfield mask?

Savior: Kill the math teacher before he can hand out tests.

Tell me why?
-reference to the "Boomtown Rats" - Song

>Nirvana - kurtcobain the brains out, with pump gun through open mouth

I'd Rather Regret the Things I've Done
>assassinate the kid who was thought most likely to go on a shooting rampage

The Smell of Napalm in the Morning
> detonate an improvised explosive device (IED) during first period

The Rape of Nanking
>be Asian, and kill two or more Asians of a different nationality

10 Points for Gryffindor
>be part of a student organization, club, or dormitory, and kill 10 or more members of a different organization, club, or dormitory

Happy Valentines
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

From Russia With Love
>use an AK-47 as your primary weapon

Good ones

> Sheldon
3 shots per head

> chess
paint the blacks white and the whites black

> Gladiator
Force Player 2 to kill someone

> Taking a shower
Gas what?

Hitler was Right:
>Kill 50 Jews
Shower Time:
>Tear Gas a room of Jew's on the day before Sabbath.
Mengele:
>Find the pain limits of 10 Jew's before killing them OR kidnap the Jewish Twins

Honestly just waiting for one of you nutjobs to gun up a retirement home.

No security measures aside from lockable doors, people with brittle bones and thin skin, people who can barely walk let alone run, people who may have guns but don't have the hand strength or eyesight to aim it properly. People with diminishing intelligence. People with hard hearing.

You want to beat the law Vegas high score -- large retirements are how

> And the Oskar goes to...
Show remorse, take a look on your no-hitlist

> The dating game
Play Cupid and let the geek get the cheerleader

> School's out
Start on first schoolday

> Pink Floyd
Just kill the teachers

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