Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

Where are your nuts?

Where they are supposed to be

Why isn't your cat impressed?

No I refuse to do so, you're the most boring repetitive attention whore we have on Sup Forums.

So in a glass by the bedside of your boyfriend you nullo?

No they are in the shorts but they're quite small

Nice shoes

This. Fuck off faggot.

Thanks

WHY.

Have you accepted our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, into your heart?

No I haven't

r u homo

r u homo

I am

Why are you wearing girls short shorts?

They're comfy, they give a great tan, and they match my legs

FAGGOT

why don't you dress like a normal person instead?
no offense, but that really doesn't look good on you man

do you even wear them in winter


if you get that reference then you are great

Well, bless my soul and rock and roll. Are you the flying purple people eater? He wears short shorts.

No, unfortunately it's too cold for that here. I stop wearing them around early October.

>not wearing used woman's panties
casual

enjoy your cooties

give zero fucks, my nuts feel like they are being kissed by angles. each time i move i almost nut