YLYL: Dad-Joke Edition!
>Did you guys hear the rumor about butter?
>Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
YLYL: Dad-Joke Edition!
Asher Jenkins
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Jayden Wright
I recently cut wood in half just by looking at it; I saw it with my own eyes!
Adrian Price
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Tyler Turner
>we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says
>"Ooh! Mentos!"
>"I already have Mentos."
>"Really? Where?"
>"On my men feet!"
Anthony Foster
I was gonna tell you a joke about pizza ...but it's just to cheesy
Connor Harris
anyone have the pic of the tard sitting like a frog on a toilet?
Tyler Bell
Your mother sucks black dicks and loves it
Brandon Harris
Nice one, user!
A pizza walked into a bar recently; ordered a drink. The bartender said they didn't serve food.
Kevin Jenkins
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
Nathaniel Young
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one stops just in time.
Kayden Russell
Why do I love these?
Adam Nelson
xD
Jack Gutierrez
How do you repair a pizza?
With tomato paste!
Henry Cook
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type-A blood. Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Mason Thompson
>go on plane ride
>stewardess come up to me
>do you want any head phones?
>sure, but how did you know my name was 'phones'?
Jason Jenkins
My dad was funny
Kevin Carter
On the farm last night we thought our cow Bessie had come down with that Mad Cow Disease. The vet came and examined her and said not to worry, it's just Irritable Cow Syndrome.
Julian Smith
What did the fish say when he hit his head?
Damn.
Samuel Ortiz
Two goldfish are swimming in a tank. One of them says "How do you make the gun shoot?"
David Flores
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Moffet have in common?
The both had Kurds in their way.
Jaxson Bailey
When does a joke become a dad-joke?
When the joke becomes apparent.
Luis Jones
Luke Gonzalez
With the battery on the ground, yeah.