once again it's up to valiant ulstermen to save the UK edition
/brit/
pooed my pants LOL
heya /brit/, how's tricks?
william ulsterman
Children (under 25s) fuck off
congrats
*enters thread*
Do I rate Chopin? No.
Do I rate Pogba? The answer to this is also no.
>he was born before 1994
Time to leave, grandpa!
wish i was dead
I AM SCREAMING
youtube.com
Gym weight machines?
Nah, I lift machines
>there are lots of great arab works of literature i wouldnt mind reading
MUSSUS BUNFIELD
I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST
FOR CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STECK
the future will be beautiful
fake news
fake news
fake news
everything is fine people just need to stop making a fuss and having a big moan. I know its fun to strike for more money and be greedy once in a while but it is not appropriate behaviour for doctors. people could die
Gemma Arterton, English MILF
>t. Dane butthurt that his country never invented anything
English?
We speak American
honestly wouldn't care if I died lads
don't want to kill myself because I know it would tear my family apart
but if I were to murdered that would be a different story, as long as it was quick
like if there was a terrorist attack I would just run at the terrorist and rugby tackle him, knowing I would be killed
he would kill me but at least I would die a hero and my family wouldn't be so upset
same
mentioned it before but there's a pensioner in my area with obvious mental problems and it's depressing as shite to see him wander around
Can you guys please stop trying to one-up the US in being the biggest laughingstock of the current world?
yeah two on the knuckle of my middle finger
>22-year-old thinking he's one of the kids
Ummmmm no sweaty, this is a a 1996+ general
>everything is fine people just need to stop making a fuss and having a big moan. I know its fun to strike for more money and be greedy once in a while but it is not appropriate behaviour for doctors. people could die
hmmmmmmm
>rating Palvin
lmao.
you would shit yourself senpai
germany smells like poo and is full of gayboys
>Starbucks
>Krispy Kreme
>Oreos
>Reeses
not sure I like this yankification of our culture
bit too far that lad
geworfenheit
Bit of an ironic post
as if you know anything about laughing
ah yes... german opinions
*puts it in a bin i've marked as "suggestion box"*
but his country invented our country
foy
N-no I still have a year left...
more than Pakistan, sweety
you will be. we all will.
during the Obama years, the number of Americans on foodstamps jumped from ~17 million to ~50 million
Today I worked right next to one of my city's housing projects and saw a ridiculous amount of welfare recipients driving around late model Cadillacs, BMW's, and even high dollar Mercedes coupes
*stops paying my taxes*
only time I got stitches was when I broke my wrist at school...
was NOT fun
arab literature though hahahahah
are you going to read your little book about selling pots at the bazaar? or the stories of abdul the magical camel? hahahah
lads
Is it possible to have erectile dysfunction at the age of 20?
When I'm wanking if I take my hand off my cock for a milisecond it's no longer at it's maximum size. It's not completely flaccid but it's literally decreased by about a quarter.
Is this normal?
wank less
you're probably squishing it with a vice grip
how can a country that calls unironically itself "first world" and "civilised" use such a thing as food stamps?
stop wanking so much
hahah alri floppydick
Alright which of you lads was asking questions on Question Time?
W-women a-aren't m-mean r-right? I'm just i-insecure right?
I tried no fap for 2017.
Lasted until 5am January 1st.
>wanking with a half grip
Impossible to cum.
i am actually white as snow but i have mad respect for Arab doctors and mathematicians
iirc they laid down pretty much every principle of modern surgery and disease prevention back in the day
>en.m.wikipedia.org
>During the post-classical era, Islamic medicine was the most advanced in the world, integrating concepts of the ancient Greek, Roman, Persian as well as the ancient Indian traditions of Ayurveda. At the same time, the knowledge of the classical medicine was nearly lost to the medieval medicine of Western Europe, only to be regained by European physicians when they became familiar with Islamic medical authors during the Renaissance of the 12th century.[4]
Medieval Islamic physicians largely retained their authority until the rise of medicine as a part of the natural sciences, beginning with the Age of Enlightenment, nearly six hundred years after their textbooks were written.
the ol' 'th grip desensitised my willy
...
genuinely imagine the average /brit/ lad looks like this
not me though
>the view
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
girls can be quite mean yes
2. 3. 1
i mean you're wanking so hard you're squeezing your willy and making it longer
love wanking when i'm stoned desu
yeah not that interested in hearing how mohammeds cured diseases by chanting islamic prayer over a monkey's fez but you go ahead and do that mate ahahah
how does the normal mobile version of Sup Forums on mobile have features only availabe on Sup Forums x on desktop?
>i mean you're wanking so hard you're squeezing your willy and making it longer
isn't that a good thing?
might sleep
Me too, even though I don't.
reeee
i know what youre doing but am powerless to stop it triggering me
youre acting just like an American
>i am actually white as snow
i'm explaining why your willy shrinks when you stop holding it
think I might do a read
en.wikipedia.org
>unironically phoneposting
shiggy diggy
These days it's called EBT and it's essentially a bank card.
But I agree. Hoping we start to require any bodied adult to work and pass regular drug tests before becoming eligible for any form of welfare because it's being exploited. You can buy alcohol and candy with food stamps at many convenience stores and I've heard of pawn shops paying straight cash for EBT credits. Meanwhile I'm still not happy with the percentage of my hard earned paycheck that gets taken as tax, our schools are overcrowded and underfunded, roads are in shit condition in some areas, etc.
i bet you i am whiter than you
that first listen of the day
Like what?
I don't really see the irony 2bh. We are the most popular country in the world
Though I know when a joke stopped being funny.
Be careful with putting little notes in boxes. You might destablize your government and crash your economy in the process.
>i bet you i am whiter than you
Tiocfaidh ár lá!
>how dare the poor save up their food stamps to buy candy
>dont they know its illegal to enjoy yourself if youre on the dole?
*able-bodied
>born in 1998
I'm good, right la?
>Meanwhile I'm still not happy with the percentage of my hard earned paycheck that gets taken as tax
FOY
urrrrrrrrghhh ahhhhhhh, u wanna blowjob fer a tenner?
Ah yes, I still remember when we had them, under Bismarck.
hold these dubs for me
and a ching chong nip nong to you too
I'd legitimately pay Bibi Netanyahu to put a Palestinian baby in a wood chipper sooner than I'd give a single penny to a female Twitch streamer
You just got up?
im going to heem you off the face of the planet
meet me by tescos at 7:00am tomorrow
checked
it's tomorrow now
Can only imagine the dire chain of events that prompted you to write this post
>this is the lad who reads arab literature
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
What a fucking hideous specimen. As if Babestation noises gimp spergs out over this meff.
cute
This runt cunt heeming a fly, let alone a person
HOWLING
>im going to heem you off the face of the planet
>meet me by tescos at 7:00am tomorrow
German opinions are like German porn
Shit
The Bradley poster is such a cancerous cringelord
Going to bed before i start bouncing off the walls in impotent rage
got a girls haircut m8