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once again it's up to valiant ulstermen to save the UK edition

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pooed my pants LOL

heya /brit/, how's tricks?

william ulsterman

Children (under 25s) fuck off

congrats

*enters thread*

Do I rate Chopin? No.

Do I rate Pogba? The answer to this is also no.

>he was born before 1994

Time to leave, grandpa!

wish i was dead

I AM SCREAMING
youtube.com/watch?v=-MeIoEm6nEo

Gym weight machines?

Nah, I lift machines

>there are lots of great arab works of literature i wouldnt mind reading

MUSSUS BUNFIELD
I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST
FOR CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STECK

the future will be beautiful

fake news
fake news
fake news

everything is fine people just need to stop making a fuss and having a big moan. I know its fun to strike for more money and be greedy once in a while but it is not appropriate behaviour for doctors. people could die

Gemma Arterton, English MILF

>t. Dane butthurt that his country never invented anything

English?
We speak American

honestly wouldn't care if I died lads

don't want to kill myself because I know it would tear my family apart

but if I were to murdered that would be a different story, as long as it was quick

like if there was a terrorist attack I would just run at the terrorist and rugby tackle him, knowing I would be killed

he would kill me but at least I would die a hero and my family wouldn't be so upset

same

mentioned it before but there's a pensioner in my area with obvious mental problems and it's depressing as shite to see him wander around

Can you guys please stop trying to one-up the US in being the biggest laughingstock of the current world?

yeah two on the knuckle of my middle finger

>22-year-old thinking he's one of the kids
Ummmmm no sweaty, this is a a 1996+ general

>everything is fine people just need to stop making a fuss and having a big moan. I know its fun to strike for more money and be greedy once in a while but it is not appropriate behaviour for doctors. people could die
hmmmmmmm

>rating Palvin

lmao.

you would shit yourself senpai

germany smells like poo and is full of gayboys

>Starbucks
>Krispy Kreme
>Oreos
>Reeses
not sure I like this yankification of our culture

bit too far that lad

geworfenheit

Bit of an ironic post

as if you know anything about laughing

ah yes... german opinions
*puts it in a bin i've marked as "suggestion box"*

but his country invented our country

foy

N-no I still have a year left...

more than Pakistan, sweety

you will be. we all will.

during the Obama years, the number of Americans on foodstamps jumped from ~17 million to ~50 million

Today I worked right next to one of my city's housing projects and saw a ridiculous amount of welfare recipients driving around late model Cadillacs, BMW's, and even high dollar Mercedes coupes

*stops paying my taxes*

only time I got stitches was when I broke my wrist at school...

was NOT fun

arab literature though hahahahah
are you going to read your little book about selling pots at the bazaar? or the stories of abdul the magical camel? hahahah

lads
Is it possible to have erectile dysfunction at the age of 20?

When I'm wanking if I take my hand off my cock for a milisecond it's no longer at it's maximum size. It's not completely flaccid but it's literally decreased by about a quarter.

Is this normal?

wank less

you're probably squishing it with a vice grip

how can a country that calls unironically itself "first world" and "civilised" use such a thing as food stamps?

stop wanking so much

hahah alri floppydick

Alright which of you lads was asking questions on Question Time?

W-women a-aren't m-mean r-right? I'm just i-insecure right?

I tried no fap for 2017.
Lasted until 5am January 1st.
>wanking with a half grip
Impossible to cum.

i am actually white as snow but i have mad respect for Arab doctors and mathematicians

iirc they laid down pretty much every principle of modern surgery and disease prevention back in the day

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine_in_the_medieval_Islamic_world

>During the post-classical era, Islamic medicine was the most advanced in the world, integrating concepts of the ancient Greek, Roman, Persian as well as the ancient Indian traditions of Ayurveda. At the same time, the knowledge of the classical medicine was nearly lost to the medieval medicine of Western Europe, only to be regained by European physicians when they became familiar with Islamic medical authors during the Renaissance of the 12th century.[4]

Medieval Islamic physicians largely retained their authority until the rise of medicine as a part of the natural sciences, beginning with the Age of Enlightenment, nearly six hundred years after their textbooks were written.

the ol' 'th grip desensitised my willy

...

genuinely imagine the average /brit/ lad looks like this

not me though

>the view

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

girls can be quite mean yes

2. 3. 1

i mean you're wanking so hard you're squeezing your willy and making it longer

love wanking when i'm stoned desu

yeah not that interested in hearing how mohammeds cured diseases by chanting islamic prayer over a monkey's fez but you go ahead and do that mate ahahah

how does the normal mobile version of Sup Forums on mobile have features only availabe on Sup Forums x on desktop?

>i mean you're wanking so hard you're squeezing your willy and making it longer
isn't that a good thing?

might sleep

Me too, even though I don't.

reeee
i know what youre doing but am powerless to stop it triggering me

youre acting just like an American

>i am actually white as snow

i'm explaining why your willy shrinks when you stop holding it

think I might do a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_and_One_Nights

>unironically phoneposting
shiggy diggy

These days it's called EBT and it's essentially a bank card.

But I agree. Hoping we start to require any bodied adult to work and pass regular drug tests before becoming eligible for any form of welfare because it's being exploited. You can buy alcohol and candy with food stamps at many convenience stores and I've heard of pawn shops paying straight cash for EBT credits. Meanwhile I'm still not happy with the percentage of my hard earned paycheck that gets taken as tax, our schools are overcrowded and underfunded, roads are in shit condition in some areas, etc.

i bet you i am whiter than you

that first listen of the day

Like what?

I don't really see the irony 2bh. We are the most popular country in the world

Though I know when a joke stopped being funny.

Be careful with putting little notes in boxes. You might destablize your government and crash your economy in the process.

>i bet you i am whiter than you

Tiocfaidh ár lá!

>how dare the poor save up their food stamps to buy candy
>dont they know its illegal to enjoy yourself if youre on the dole?

*able-bodied

>born in 1998

I'm good, right la?

>Meanwhile I'm still not happy with the percentage of my hard earned paycheck that gets taken as tax
FOY

urrrrrrrrghhh ahhhhhhh, u wanna blowjob fer a tenner?

Ah yes, I still remember when we had them, under Bismarck.

hold these dubs for me

and a ching chong nip nong to you too

I'd legitimately pay Bibi Netanyahu to put a Palestinian baby in a wood chipper sooner than I'd give a single penny to a female Twitch streamer

You just got up?

im going to heem you off the face of the planet

meet me by tescos at 7:00am tomorrow

checked

it's tomorrow now

Can only imagine the dire chain of events that prompted you to write this post

>this is the lad who reads arab literature
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

What a fucking hideous specimen. As if Babestation noises gimp spergs out over this meff.

cute

This runt cunt heeming a fly, let alone a person
HOWLING

>im going to heem you off the face of the planet
>meet me by tescos at 7:00am tomorrow

German opinions are like German porn


Shit

The Bradley poster is such a cancerous cringelord

Going to bed before i start bouncing off the walls in impotent rage

got a girls haircut m8