Dubs decides

Dubs decides

I paid for this chick’s bus fair it was $5

get me laid Sup Forums.

Hi Dan

you paid for her bus fair and she messages you back.

At this point i'm asking, do you really need help? cause you dont.

Anyway, be straight forward and say "you want to grab a bite?"

and end.

i'm poor

>asking Sup Forums to get you laid
What a fowler.
Anyway give us some backstory since she clearly seems disinterested. What bus, school, public transportation, have y'all met before. This is important shit cause you have given no context.

wanna send me some stuff in my pay pal?

Send her gay cereal porn

>>pays bus fare
>>doesnt talk to girl whole bus ride
>>texts her hours later
>>needs advice from Sup Forums

you got this dude

"So when are you going to pay me back for the bus?"

if you actually want to get laid don't apply any pressure, you both know it was a cheap cost but if you say something like "Anyone would've done the same, we're only human after all you needed to be somewhere :)" you'll come across as a genuinely kind guy instead of a guy that wants some P U S S I

Be cool about it but try to extend the conversation, if she drops it or starts giving short replies just end it, she don't want chu. Best of luck

Want to see something funny (my really small dick)?

Will you be my snuggly bear?

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wanna smash?

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If you act like she owes you something, you're gonna remain a virgin, don't be a "niceguy" dont be overly friendly, dont make any presumptions. Just be friendly and vaguely flirtatious.

"No, I'm actually gay."

Rolling for the gay cereal porn

OI LET ME SHAG THEM PISS FLAPS THEN MATE AYE?

Im about as straight as a circle

going for a walk is more than enough for most girls. why pay 5 dollars if you're poor?

can i eat your ass?

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet.

reroll

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Rololol

ask if she has a vagene

rollerino

Rollin

"No, I'm not straight. Sorry."

Can I watch you get fucked by another guy?

Rollinn

They see me rollin

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Candis that’s my ex’s name puts me in the feels on valentines day

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kek

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Want to fuck my boy pussy?

Rollage

rolling,
Just text her saying "That $5 was half an hours work wages, you're more than welcome to use the other half of the hour in bed w/ me, it'd be a shame to not use a full hour's work ;')"

rollin

>Straight

Is she asking a question? Like is she just asking OP if he's into the puss?

Or is that slang for something? Please help, I don't talk to people any more.

Dubs delivars

>WINRAR, DUBS WINS NIGGERS

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Delivar

wat

Charge your fucking phone you degenerate

its slang for ok, ya? and ya

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So...I want to see if I have this right.

1. You're too poor to take her out for a bite to eat.
2. You're so socially awkward that you don't know what to say to her next.
3. You are so beta that you ask, of all places, Sup Forums for advice.

Did I get that? OK...entering data into the computer now. Wait for it. Computing......Did the computer just stifle a laugh?.......Waaaaiiiitting......DING!!: Zero percent chance of getting laid with this girl.

Send her a screeshot of her contact on your phone and ask "I paid 40$ for this, did I get ripped off?"

well i asked one thing so i'll still write that

Success. Op had better delivar

He won't

also post screenshots or OP is a faggot

What the fuck is with all those apps at the bottom? Apple pay & shit?

PROTIP
>OP is always a faggot

what is the mission of Sup Forums newfag?

to see people's reaction.

Ops not gonna deliver he’s a faggot

ask her if she would like to participate in The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

>Dubs of truth
>Checked

>Dubs of truth
>Checked also

ABORT ABORT: : she has a boy friend :(

kek, at least you had the balls to say it to a chick you already met
op wasn't a fag

holy shit is this your first time texting a slut?

"He can come to"

Is she from North Carolina

i do everything irl

Are you actually autistic, she's eating and she's with someone. It means she's with another person at the moment - just tell her "Well, the offer stands, feel free to text me back if you change your mind :)"

If you don't look like a fucking samurai Sup Forums neckbeard you'll get a text from her in a few days asking to hang out and just accept and go to a restaurant or a park or museum or something.

so? i'll take the back and he takes the front

unholy trips
>C H E C K E D

sup bitch, wanna come watch anime with me and my dad?

lurk more faggot

No, satan.

Kekd

my dad does this too! Except he doesn't actually watch the anime with me he looks at me with his 65 year old tired eyes in disappointment while I stroke my neckbeard and drink mountain dew while I enjoy watching my anime Marathon

poor roasties btfo

satanic trips dictates op sends this.
you must ask her if it's her first time texting a slut

If you have a boyfriend, can I just watch? I'm cool with it yo :3

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rerollin

reeeeerollin

ayyyyy, plz deliver OP :^)

jesus that was pathetic

rolling
>lemme sniff them panties girl

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