Why don't you have a date for Valentine's day?

Why don't you have a date for Valentine's day?

Because I'm a socially awkward, shy nigger.

Might be because you're a nigger. Have you ever considered that?

Because Valentine's day is over already

I havent had much time for dating lately. I have a friend with a terminal illness. this is almost definitely his last valentines day alive, and probably his last holiday alive. so I took him to a really fancy restaurant and we had some dope steaks.

Yeah, honestly.
But to be fair I don't get black girls either.

youre a good guy

As if you wanted black girls. Nobody wants that.

You give me hope kind sir. I wish there was a way I could help out in this auful catastophie

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just get some game and youlle get someone tho, alot of girls like a nigger with style. but youre spending your time on here so thats probably not happening

Hell yeah bro. This gave me a little gut check actually.

Shit Nigga I bet they thought you was a faggot or something haHA! DAS RITE

Its almost 1am and i gots work tomorrow.

I like you. I'm sorry for what you're going through, and your friend.

Good show old sport

me too

I have a gf but I refuse to celebrate a bullshit holiday.

Cause it's a fucking meme holiday.
There's no love in this world. Only hate.

because the love of my life cheated on me and I've found too much comfort in being alone sad and masturbating since then

Because I'm an alcoholic getting ready to start recovery, and becoming intimately entangled is work, and the only person I have time to work with right now is me.

faggot

Because I was shooting loads to teenage kids at a local florida high school.

Feel yah on that one. Sorry about that bro. Nothing tops that feeling that someone thinks you're a piece of garbage. Even if it's true it doesn't feel good ....

Shy implies some sort of "endearment." Everyone knows there's nothing cute about being socially awkward.

But Sup Forums is a magical place. Despite the racism.

People shy and awkward at the same time user. It's a pretty bad combination but it's possible.

spent it banging some poor chaps fiancee

>26
>Make about 50K USD a year
>Traditional, conservative, non-religious
>Love outdoors and puppers
>What's the matter user??


>Be me in 2016
>24/25
>Retail job, make 20k USD a year
>Live in parents basement
>Basically a useless piece of shit
>Catch Dad molesting Niece
>Feelbadman.jpeg
>Turn 'em in, not because of the crime
>He and my Mom made a suicide pact
>I did it to stop them
>I saved their lives
>They feel I did it maliciously

>Be me three months later
>Brother let's me stay at his place
>Feel worthless, things are not well
>Sister-in-law makes me feel welcome
>Too welcome
>She made the move, but I didn't stop her
>Affair
>Get caught, I'm rightfully disgraced
>Live in car for a week
>Get caught stealing at work
>Lose literally everything that mattered to me
>An-hero?
>Almost, too scared.
>Natural coward.

>Took a year but I got a real job
>Nice apartment in good area of town
>Revitalized desires to have a social life
>Basically on the way to a decent living

>Still haven't spoken to my brother since
>Crushing waves of guilt
>Haven't sought help

Lul, easy.

Jesus Fucking Christ
Get your good damned shit dirty shoe off the table, you worthless fucking cunt!
Miserable Slag.

I did. I patched things up with my ex. she's been here for most of the week. she's asleep now and I'm playing Skyrim and shitposting while drinking a beer. had a really good Valentine's day, what about you OP?

but i do?

I could've but it turns out she's a hardcore tumblr-lite SJW. I know better than to stick my dick in that.

Lol "shy" and awkward... are you little boy or a girl? And are you not fat? Probably not neckbeard. Go dribble your autistic snot somewhere else dude. You're not shy or socially awkward, just socially retarded. Kys.

I did until my girlfriend broke up with me on this Valentine's day.

You've already raped her, user. Fund her patreon.

i do
ive had sex 4 times today
then i played dark souls
today was a good day

in your world theres hate
in my world people love and care about me and would do anything for me

Because I live with my grandma so I can take care of her because my aunt and uncle are too busy leeching off of her to even visit and I have to work from home at night just to make sure the nurses are fucking awake and now I have to spend even more time with her because my uncle fired the one nurse who she liked because the nurse would actually interact with her and make her feel good and I am too fucking stressed to even go out to drink.

?

I’m a shy cunt that looks like a girl.
I’m a literal body double to the kid off stranger things and my hair is the equivalent of burnt ramen noodles.

guys only hit on me and it’s a shame.

OH and my girlfriend dumped me because I had to leave Russia to renew my goddamn work visa so I don't even get a "Happy Valentines day!" and she did start to talk to me again but fucking doesn't believe me and thinks that I'm knee deep in pussy, but the only pussy I'm getting is from 2out of the three cats my grandma has because the third is a goddamn chin looking cunt.

You're naive.
The inherent shittiness of humanity is the only true constant in the world

Pics?

Oh so you're black too. Lol add illiterate nigger to your list then. That's why no one loves you.

She doesn't believe me about taking care of my grandma

I do, but he's gay

Does this mean I'm gay?

No money no time for me

Because the one I did have cheated on me, so I kicked her ass out on the curb.

Here's her tits for you.

Rub it in their face why don't you? You sound like a smug cunt

Very much so.

Fuck

Because I got dumped like 3 weeks ago.

Discord?

I did.
We watched The Ranch, ate take out, and fucked.
Only thing lacking was alcohol, but she can’t due to court order and ankle monitor.

i'm naive because im surrounded by people that would do anything for me?
i dont think so
if anything youre the naive one thinking that its impossible to be surrounded by good people just because your life is shit and no one cares about you

>too stressed to drink
I don’t think you understand how this works...

hows bertha holdin up nowadays?

Go out to a bar, I do it all at her place.

Why would I want one

Because Im known as the retarded one

Because I'm a failure at life and also still hung up on someone who left me two years ago.

Because I live in America and our women are complete shit. Total garbage. I need to go to an asian country to find a girl

Because I moved to a new city and have no friends or social circle.

Old man. Not enough money for a sugar baby. Easy to get women my age, but they're almost as ugly as I am.

BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING AUTISTIC LOSER! DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO RUB IT IN YOU FUCKING FUCK?! YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

my peene is too small

The WORST part about getting old is the women your own age have let themselves go and are disgusting, while younger hotties don'twant you any more.