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Ducks rule
hey guys did you like my score
1st for Ducks will cup
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Not his fault desu. He was even 1 for nashville and 1 for anaheim. His team's fault for not scoring more
Rugby.
they represent trashville?
would not breed
would not fully penetrate
yes magic mememan i loved it!
anyone got the slo-mo webm yet?
i'd make it but i'm a lazy piece of shit who hasn't yet learned how to make webms
I feel a pens reverse sweep incoming, though they don't deserve it
me on the right
>Perry
>Perry at the boards
>Perry at the boards in OT
You gave him the perfect setup Rinn3.
>Simply got beat by a superior team
own goal
superior team
ok
>can't score on 1:30 of 5v3
Oh I am cryin' !
Friendly fucking reminder that it was 3-0
>ywn be roman josi
why live
KEK
he's so cute
>those shitcongo fans in the background
Haunting
they were to careful
from here on out they will outscore the quacks and the sens
Friendly reminder that Predditors "fans" are just false flagging butthurrt oilnigs who can't move on from the last series
Friendly reminder that the Kongs are the only team to win 2 FULL back-to-back Stanley Cups in the Salary Cap era
i would jack off to myself in the mirror desu
but also remember
he's a pReddittor
how does he sleep at night?
probably begging Bettjew to be Vegas-drafted
Yeah there is a good chance that one of them went back to chiraq and got shot and killed. Dark shit
>who are the blackhawks
New to hockey huh?
14 now comes after 12
too
The guy in the $2k/month apartment above mine is power drilling in the middle of the night. It's scaring me. What do?
Read my post again tard, emphasis on FULL.
Meme asterisk-tier cups need not apply
Their entire game focuses on the D and Forsberg scoring. Perds have the worst forward groups out of the remaining playoff teams, not even close.
do you like to embarass yourself like this on purpose? or was this legitimately an accident?
>2010 and 2015 were back to back full seasons
Explain pls???
>Vegas-drafted
and live in Suicideville?
yee
CAN-RUS @6am
SWE-FIN @10am
think I'm going to sleep in and watch the autism bowl
Faggot tier denial to think the hawks wouldn't have annihilated the league regardlesd of season length. This meme is trash
Reddithawks won in '13
Spics can't into math
powerdrill back
>yee in 2k17
Literally a drill, or did you mean he's fucking really loudly?
Literally Shitcongo Reddithawks in a nutshell
An original six team that had worse attendance than a team located in a region with no cold winters didn't start getting decent attendance till their first cup in 49 years.
And the Kongs will remain irrelevant for another 40 plus years with those horrible contracts + no prospects
I don't own a fucking power drill for myriad reasons. Goddamn motherfucker is probably building a bomb.
saw that too
a bit odd
first for bins
What is the best way to eat duck?
That 5v3 was maddening. They were so fucking timid.
You must not watch the perds much. Scoresberg isn't even their most reliable scorer. James Neal and Arvidsson are both better scorers tbdesu
Fuck finland i cant believe we lost to those faggots. At least sweden is actually good. Gay ass finns
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Literally a drill. No clue what is going on. I very, very rarely hear my neighbors, but this is loud.
He was doing shit at 7AM before I went to work too.
Perry is back of the old?
Uhhuh, just like how that last "cup win" in 2015 wasn't gifted to you by Uncle Gary since he let you cheat the cap by 6 million plus, sounds a lot like 2010 too.
Guess Chiraq can only win legitimately during meme-tier lockout seasons. Trule fitting for a team with a meme-tier fan base with meme-tier players.
Ask Eric Gryba while he gets some work on his swing
when did this "preds are reddit" meme start?
it's natural for causals to latch onto the underdog. we are essentially the very last seed, the 16th seed, in the playoffs and we're two games from making it to da owl. of course we're gonna get some memewagoners
>analheim beaners
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Hahaha holy shit haters ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY believe this. Whatever makes you sleep at night fag. Sad as fuck. Hawks dynasty is one of the best ever
imagine being a fan of any team from SoCal
fucking beaners
And Shitcago will be stuck with a meme-tier captain who gets paid 10.5m a year for
reddit loves le unappreciated negro defenseman because montreal are evil racists so they want him to succeed
Bettman's gonna lose his shit if the SCF is anything but Pittsburgh/Nashville.
Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing that series. And if I may ask, who would realistically win that series and in how many games? I'd say Pittsburgh in 6 or 7 if Nashville really clicked and fired all cylinders.
...On the flip side, I have a bad feeling about a 2007 SCF rematch, in which case, I would love to see SNES get their shit slapped around for a second time.
>Goddamn motherfucker is probably building a bomb.
lel
with a drill?
just write a note that says STFU it's late you stupid motherfucker, put a piece of tape on it, tape it over his little eyehole thingie, give a quick knock on the door, and you'll be gone before he opens it (because he won't be able to see out and he'll react by doing a WTF? or cocking his gun or whatever)
Oilers were the new reddits, then they migrated to the predators after they lost to Anaheim
literally every person i've ever met that supports the ducks is a greasy wetback that's here illegally or some kind of degenerate furfag autist
yee
>he thinks 2.5 cups in 6 years is a dynasty
>he thinks a team that can't even win 2 full cups in 3 years is a dynasty.
Call me when your team is able to win a Stan Lee during a postseason following a full regular season without cheating the cap because that's what good goy gary Bettjew let you did in 2010 and 2015. Literally worse than the >rags
Friendly reminder that the Ducks are Californias true hockey team
Butthurt
Shut the fuck up retard. This is Kings Country. Even the sharts have more claim than you
mfw
3 is 3 idiot, doesnt matter how long the regular season was
This.
Kings fans, LEL. Wonder how many times in a row they'll miss the playoffs.
Imagine how tiny a parade route in anaheim would look
Reminder, The anaheim boipussies have shit tier attendance and will always be irrelevant.
But ducks brought California its first cup , Juan
what time is it in finland right now
They'd just hold the parade in their parking lot like the devils
Kings brought California's most important and memorable cups
Vodka O'clock
*tips snapback*
This loss really stings. I can't help but think the series hinges on game 5. And we really hurt our chances tonight. Fuck.
Ducks and kings should swap players right now.
Nope . Sorry spencer doesn't count
>memorable
Everyone is a kings fan. Go out and try to find me a ducks fan. Try it
QUACK
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I heard PK speak for the first time today when he was on a local radio show in Nashville.
He sounds whiter than 99% of white people. I love it.
They're always looking for work outside Home Depot
A Nashville-Ottawa final will deliver horrendous ratings lmao
Pro sports should stay out of California altogether. Let the spics watch soccer on TV or something.
>kings
This is not the golf thread senpaitachi.
>YOU have the most beaner fans!
>No, YOU have the most beaner fans!
t. california sports fan
>implying most ducks fans aren't rednecks
You must be thinking of the Shorks or Kongs
Overreaction. It stings because we lost after a tough OT. The Mighty Cucks lost a tough OT and came back just fine in the series.
I will remain not at all panicked until the final seconds of an elimination game
I literally have a better playoff record than Nashville's captain this playoffs (0 +/-)
>rednecks in Anaheim
nigger wot? redneck fans is a Nashville thing, don't take it from us
Its hard to not overreact this time of year. I still believe, but this may come back to bite us in the butt and it would be such a downer
I'll never forget the years Gretzky played for the Ducks --oh wait
>A Nashville-Ottawa final will deliver horrendous ratings lmao
I'd love it just to fuck over Bettman
(but also because Nashville is really fun to watch and they have down-to-Earth good people fans)
The only redneck teams are
>Edmonton Oilers
>Calgary Flames
>Dallas Stars
>Nashville Predditors
Just because he's our captain doesn't mean he's our best player you retard
But he has Carrie Underwood
What about the caps? How redneck is maryland and virginia?