Who /crime/ here?

who /crime/ here?

really tired of the wealthy keeping the poor in the dirt, considering breaking into some upscale homes in the area and stealing whatever I can get. Anyone have experience with home robberies?

Fuck off you stupid cunt

Get a job

oh hi there, scum of the earth.
GDIAF

I have a job, work 40+ hours a week and attend school, barely able to live off this. 98% of Americans will never escape the class they were born into because the rich keep the poor, poor

This is now a YLYL thread, since OP is such a loser.

Enjoy a lengthy prison sentence

Literally just go get rich, then, you big fucking faggot baby. You don't have to be a nigger, breaking the law and blaming your problems on others. Then again, maybe you do. Niggers gon nig.

Anything specific you want to know?

Unless you have somebody really to buy that stolen property all you're going to do is put yourself at risk for felony burglary charges for very little reward. Try selling drugs, or manufacturing them if you have the aptitude.

I'm not a nigger, I'm a hard working educated white male born into poverty with no reasonable way out

what are usually the best things to try and take, how should I make an entrance/exit, where to sell the stolen goods

Growing magic mushrooms is a pretty easy way to get some cash. Grows everywhere and you don’t need to invest in machinery. Made it through college with them.

And one of the best parts is that the spores are perfectly legal to buy online and ship to your house.

Maybe finish school before you bitch about money? Thats how it works tyrone.

>hard working
>educated
>poverty
Hahahahaha. Nigger confirmed. Just get a fucking job, dude. A REAL one.

I hope all you get from your break-in is a gunshot wound and a lengthy prison sentence. Whiny, excuse-making little bitch.

Me and my niggas robbed some local white boy wanna be drug dealers that were growing we went in while a cop was parked down the street beat the fuck outta one of then then found a gun and stole a safe w only a qp and a bottle of k pins was ok 7/5

A friend of mine from high school is in prison for being a degenerate.

>I think your idea is great OP

Stop being a dense fucking retard, and start investing any spare money you have into stocks (or crypto, if you're into that) instead of wasting it on weed and video games. Most people who are poor stay poor because they're not smart enough to look for alternatives. Use your damn brain and figure out a solution on your own instead of being a whiny edgelord faggot.

yeah, coz its that fucking easy. Im a 30 something white man who has a bachelors degree in chemical engineering, 2 years experience as an air traffic controller, and Im having a hard time finding work. Jobs are getting harder and harder to come by

Apply for fucking welfare if you don't want to work. You're clearly dark-skinned, it'll be easy. But keep your fucking nog hands off those hardworking people's fairly earned shit.

oh im not stealing shit
and its not about not wanting to work
i apply for dozens of jobs a week
fucked if i know why im not getting any

Cash, wallets, IDs, credit cards, small electronics (laptops largest), small curiosities and jewelry (excluding unique pieces like heritage rings which cannot be sold easily). You go fast. What doesn’t fit your back bag/pockets doesn’t come with you.

Before even thinking entry or exit you need to scope the target. Personally, I recommend to find low-hanging fruits even if they might be less lucrative. Usually this means that the people are on holidays, they are a bit too trusting (like wtf people still leave doors unlocked) and they do not have modern alarm systems. Cameras aren’t that bad, just cover yourself. A lot of the entry and exit strategy hinges on scoping.

I’ve tended to find most success with roof windows and 2nd floor balcony doors. Also, the old abloy locks (still surprisingly common) can be opened quite easily, google and learn how to that.

#BlackLivesMatter

That kid knocked up the wrong girl

this.

cellphones, laptops, easy to pawn off as second hand electronics.

Here in my country, the most stolen items are cellphones, laptops, and digital cameras. DSLRs are a good find.

ALWAYS wipe before you sell. Don't try to blackmail, it may just lead the owners back to you.

but seriously, if you just want to hit back at the rich, just go for vandalism. maybe arson if you think you're up to it . stealing makes you a nigger. Destroying stuff without taking anything? That's a political statement.

For the selling part, there is no easy way out. You need to make connections. For easy to liquidate / hard to trace assets you can sell them on some random online site.

Credit cards and IDs goes to specialist who have their own methods of monetizing them. This is big business with professionals, be careful.

Gewelry, gold etc. goes to another specialist as well, who usually take them out of country. They have tendency to be Russians.

My only advice on finding the contacts is to check your local Graig list (beware, lot of scams) and frequent ‘known’ shadier places to get to know people.

Also, be very keenly aware of the local politics. Only work for the 1st or 2nd largest/most established ones, and respect territories.

>considering breaking into some upscale homes in the area
I hope Mr Winchester is at home when you call

>educated white male
What qualifications do you have and in what subjects? I think we need to know before you self-assess as "educated".

As final pieces of advice:

There is a pretty good manual written by some polish burglars for their new comers. It was translated to English like a year ago, read it.

Leave your phones etc home, you can be traced through them. Never use credit card while on prowl.

Keep your mouth shut. Your are the first, last and best person to keep this under wraps. Don’t flaunt the money, and avoid purchases that makes the tax office curious.

Remember OPSEC. Go read krebsonsecurity to see how people get caught for some good examples. Keep your mouth shut.

Buy and read a few college books for crime scene investigators, to avoid the mistakes they use to catch you.

Good luck.

high end houses have security, low end houses have crackheads/red necks w guns/will kill you. middle class neighborhoods won't look twice at someone who looks like a repairman or just a normal guy who walks into a house and many times they leave the door unlocked because nobody ever robs middle class families

>nobody ever robs middle class families
Which dream-like utopia do you live in? Or do you have a time-machine and travel back to the 1940's?
>Or are you just a fucking idiot?

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