What kind of conversation topics do I bring up with girls on the metro?

What kind of conversation topics do I bring up with girls on the metro?

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You don't talk to random people on the metro. That's creepy as fuck.

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Where do I go to talk to girls?

Hi cutie is your m0m around? Wink wink

Guys I need help I don't want to be a 30 year old virgin. Please, I'm so lonely.

Talk about lizard people. Only lizard people don't like talking about lizard people.

No idea, tho it's funny because one of my best female friends was actually girl i talked to while waiting for train.

say hi

that is all, based on how attractive they find you, they will attempt to talk back, if you get nothing back, they are not interested

you can literally talk about virtually anything as long as it doesn't get vulgar/morbid/creepy and assuming she is into you, you basically won before the conversation even begun all you have to do is move things forward and not fuck it up by saying something extremely offensive or off putting

hobbies. and bars. but mostly hobbies.
get into ice skating. or unicycling. or chess(tho that mostly has old men). something that there are clubs and meetups for. it's a good entryway.
there's also educational place if youre still in one of those.

Nothing, just whip out your dick and jerk off in front of the hottest girl there making direct eye contact the entire time.

Want to trade rare pepes?

you're an idiot

Yep, this has worked for me many times. The key is eye contact and confidence, and of course, being yourself.

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No you are an idiot. Who talks to random strangers on a metro?

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soyboy

Some chicks just look like they want to be talked to, all I need is enough to get her number I guess and like go on a date or something? I don't have a car.

Anyone that isn't a completely autist and can carry a decent conversation. Grow some balls my boy.

Okay you probably don't know why you're a soyboy so I'll explain it. People talk. If they're not talking it's probably a lot more creepy. I get cute younger girls that sit near me on the bus because they don't like sitting by the louder guys sometimes. It's not normal to be quiet and sit around not saying anything. I do that but that's just because if I'm not at work and I talk to a girl it's typically about sex. Or at least it's going to be. So if I'm not talking to them it's just because I'm not in the mood to talk about sex.

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Okay you're one of those public transportation creeps who always strikes up a conversation. Fuck off.

On a metro... Lol. How desperate can you be?

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Correct.
No I'm just generally creepy, public transportation or not. I'd like to see you say that to my face though soyboy.

lol none. don't even look at people directly on the metro, wtf.

That's not autism, pretty good chance it's just a roastie.

I'm a soyboy because I have like the most basic fundamental sense of etiquette on the subway?

You don't talk to randoms on a bus or subway you fucking creep. Especially not women. Fuck off.

>if I'm not at work and I talk to a girl it's typically about sex.
What the fuck, like what? "man I just had the worst lay"?

Women like feel a lack of love more often right? So how do I seem like I'm ready and NOT an asshole in 5 or so minutes? I think that's the kicker.

firstly, don't even talk to anyone on the metro unless you notice her clearly looking at you repeatedly. like its obvious she finds you look good, and she needs to keep stealing glances. if that doesn't happen, just don't talk to them at all.

if it does happen, look back at them and smile. say hello/good morning/whatever, just talk about where you're headed and what you're doing today. don't ask 'what's your name', just make conversation. you want people around to think maybe that's just two people who already know each other. if you're far from her, keep the convo light. do not move closer to her just for the sake of moving closer to her. make it look like something else, like if you're moving from standing to a seat, or there's a stop and people are moving around. end the conversation by saying something like 'ok well whenever next we happen to run into each other in this city of x million people' as a joke, making it clear that isn't likely to happen, and then ask for her number.

do not forget the first part. ONLY if you see a girl not being able to help herself trying to look at you, anything else just keep away. you really don't want to be a 'subway creep' story.

About how small your dick is

Are you the OP? What exactly are you asking? Why don't you try picking up women in more social settings than the metro? Or try international women?

Don't speak unless you're spoken to isn't etiquette, you're just fucking weird. The rule of thumb is you don't start conversations unless you think it's going to be a awkward thing that has to be done regularly every time you notice them.

What? No. I'm going to talk about graphic sexual things I would do with them. Or at least heavily allude to it, Or try to. Either way it's always going to gravitate toward something I can only describe as deeply pornographic.

Look dude, I'm not an expert but I at least have the most basic baseline of social sense. In most cases, I try to avoid making friends except for business purposes, but the general rule of thumb is that you don't try to get friendly with randoms on a freaking subway. That's creepy.

If you want to meet women, join a book club or try the internet. You don't go to a car repair shop to order a hamburger, so why would you go to a subway to pick up women who most likely already have boyfriends and have to deal with creeps eye raping them when they're trying to go to work?

This guy gives decent common sense. The only time you would talk to someone is if they conspicuously notice you, but that doesn't seem likely on a subway. Try a bar maybe if you want a fling girl. Otherwise, try a college (if you're in college) or some kind of club. Or internet.

>but I at least have the most basic baseline of social sense.
Let me stop you there. You kind of sound like a prick. In your case it's probably good to keep your lip buttoned because someones going to jump you.
Thanks for the pick up tips, but no thanks. The day I take advice on women from you is probably the day I get gang raped repeatedly by a dozen females that all want to be inseminated so they can be strong independent single mothers that want to prove they don't need no man in any way shape or form after.

You sound like one of those really weird public transportation creeps. Thank god I have a car to avoid people like you.

So basically I have to be black to be able to talk to girl on the subway is what you're saying.

No those trashy nigs only pick up trash girls. Also creepy but in a more socially acceptable way due to jew race mixing etc.

Its always creepy.

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offer to pay her fare, because you are a gentleman and she is a lady

wear your finest cologne, wristwatch, and fedora

lol you don't even ride public transportation and you're telling people how to behave there? I drive myself but I take public transportation sometimes because I don't like driving unless I'm getting paid for it.

As for girls having boyfriends, yeah you pretty much have to assume that. Typically they don't even bring it up till we're both naked. That sort of thing use to be a deal breaker for me but that's their problem. That shit has nothing to do with me. Not my problem. I'm not trying to pick them up if it happens it happens.

What's you're deal talking like "those people" sound like some spoiled rich kid. I'm friendly with people because I like people. People only benefit from having me as a friend, it's a win win. Sounds much different with you.

At what point do you tell her you know that squirt is just pee but you're still into it?

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