You have ten-seconds to prove that you're white

You have ten-seconds to prove that you're white.

you are so fucking gay

I have never stolen anything

i pretend to be a black guy with a big dick on an anonymous forum because i have a deep seeded jealousy for them

I don't go out of my way to date white women, it just happens.

I love being cucked

Whenever I meet anyone who is incredibly well off compared to me but has a different skin color, I check my privilege and apologize profusely

t.mutts

i have a dad

The square root of 144 is 12.

I know my father

when i go on a night out i dont rape/drug/stab anyone and i get a kebab instead of a kfc

I will never be able to rest a beer on my ass.

I pay my taxes

i have like 5 bikes in my basement...
i mean my dad is estranged...

i mean...

lol xd high-five bud

I like mayonnaise with my french fries.

t.nigger

im not offended by milk

my cousin lashauwn dindunuffin

SPIERDALAJ KURWO Z MOJEGO BOARDA

I'm gainfully employed.

Fuck, I spilled my Quinoa.

I'm vegan

Nobody asked if you were a redneck

I can pronounce quinoa

Go to a Mexican restaurant in the States, and order a cheeseburger in Spanish.

i have a job

I just applied for another job in the same company I already work for, but pays $5 more to start.

I've been in the same job for several years and just got a promotion.

I hate niggers

my parents own a house

My parents were married

My father didn't leave me.

I like mayo

All lives matter

Never? What about music, vydia or movies from torrents? Are you faggie?

I met my dad

>checked
The only people that racially profile me are on Tumblr.

Pic related is my desktop background.

...

I hate watermelon and chicken niggers

I shot up a high school

I have a Costco membership

I met my dad.

what kind of white are you talking about ?
fake white?
>Italian
>Irish
>Jewish
>any american
or real white?
>German
>Russian
>Scandinavian

If you mean real white. then yes

im not american

I voted for Trump.

my life matters

it's called being normal

Ooga Booga give me the white women

IQ over 70

I wash my dog every 2 weeks.

At christmas time I got the hottest toys and alot of great gifts

Dr.Phill's my uncle, and I like to hang with him.

...

I'm going to a private college

i can go back in time everywhere and everywhen and own local people

how is this?

Jew

Is this enough

Tobasco is spicy

I’m not American

>Basically most of the flyover states of the Southeast

I can eat watermelon and fried chicken and nobody jokes about it

Nah, Scottish

Degreed, employed, no arrest record.
QED

i registered my gun

and my car

and i already filed my taxes

My fiancee and me received 23k in tax returns.

Not because we paid into it with her w2 (I don't get w2 for what I do) but because we get massive returns on everything else we do as proper whites.

I keep cereal in tupperware containers, designed for holding cereal.

Drinking wife beaters and waiting for kebab delivery.

...

Irish Scottish and British is not white? Lmao

...

I know my dad.

Hes mad he is a jew.

What IPAs do you have on tap?

>my sister in law

sorry to break it to you brown jelly eyed jew boy
you are just a failed copy of the original white man

Jew? Far from it. England and up is Anglo. Read a fucking book you mutt.

im mexican

pic related is mine

i love traps

Yeah okay, taurus male.

...

>i love traps

calling others mutts.
man I really feel bad fr you sad pathetic fake whites

>joe gomez
fucking kek

I have my grandfather's papers from the German government, 1942, proving he's an aryan

Nobody actually cares that you're aryan

Your bait is weak and old, like your jew self. Go away.

that's not redneck. that's canadian or french or some other weird gay shit.

I am statistically more likely to shoot up a school.

>gun
>white
ok jamal

i was literally asked to prove that i'm white

my credit score is 810

take a picture of your eye and prove your not a brown eyed jelly goy boy

>aryan
>white
Kek, mutt.

I'm at work right now, and my credit is good. Also knew my dad. He was a great guy. taught me the value of hard work.

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