I'm looking to buy an apartment in NYC so that I can go there on vacation whenever I feel like it, but every fucking home has a shit layout, shit tiles, shit floor and shit decoration.
try miami where everything is either shitty mediterranean style or ultra modern white boxes with white furniture inside.
Evan Hughes
Hmmm
>It's been said Americans have no culture
Christopher Sanchez
This piece of shit costs $4 mill.
I initially wanted an apartment in Florida, but I encountered exactly the same problem there. It was so offputting that I chose to look at apartments in NYC instead. But shit taste seems to be universal for you murricans.
Anthony Stewart
Why does your smug sorry ass not show us what a proper "cultured house" looks like fucking waste of natural resource puke.
David Smith
Let me guess, NYC consists of only Manhattan to you?
Mason Long
Typical norweigan house
Aiden Ramirez
$3.4 mill.
I'm starting to think the 9/11 hijackers was trying to do you guys a favor.
Angel Morgan
why would you want to go to ny? it's pretty much just a generic north american city.
Benjamin Myers
See the gray ones for areas I've been looking at. There's a lot more than that when you zoom in also. I've looked at nearly 100 apartments in the $350k-1.5 mill range.
Every single one was shit.
Levi Parker
You're surprised NYC is all modern style lofts?
Justin Richardson
You are shit.
Aiden Moore
We like to redecorate.
We don't want the apartment to be perfect from day one, we want to keep changing it and making it more and more our own.
Alexander Moore
>New York City Well there's your problem
Jace Jones
Every sane american strives to live on their own farm. Not this fag shit
Nathaniel Gray
Please tell me a nice vacation spot in the US where the taste isn't complete shit. I genuinely want a vacation home there.
Samuel Wood
Because it's in the most powerful, relevant, and important city on the planet, dingus. NYC dictates the world's culture and economy. The price is expensive to keep eurotrash like yourself out
Evan Hernandez
>Why is American culture such shit?
Jews. Kill them all and yourself, Kohn.
Ryder Reyes
10/10 post
Jaxon King
It's to keep poorfags out
Logan Green
What do you want out of a vacation home? Do you want beaches? Countryside? City life? What sort of activities are you looking to do?
Landon Watson
New York city 1 of 4 of the biggest and most important cities in the US (the others being L.A., San Francisco, and Washington DC ) Wants to buy property in one of these cities Is serious >Dumb fuck Swedes think that, New York is going to be cheap. >Only the rich live comfortably in these cities.
Ian Garcia
> Buildt 150 years ago even witjout paint, still holds
Lafting is actually a very good way to build without nails. We also build wooden boats without nails, just wooden plugs. That throt in the saltwater till it isn't leaking in anymore
Evan Robinson
Beaches were the first priority, but I just couldn't keep looking at Florida ads.
Then city life was second priority, but I can't keep looking at NYC ads.
I'm starting to consider looking at California ads, but I'm worried that they'll have even shittier taste than the last two.
Zachary Hernandez
If you have so much money to put into this then why not just furnish a place to your liking? Also do you need a butler or paid companion or personal assistant? I'll do it for $30/day (plus travel expenses if any) and I won't ask you for more money. I don't drink or smoke or do drugs. I need Sundays off to go to church.
Nathaniel Diaz
>Dumb fuck Swedes think that, New York is going to be cheap >Only the rich live comfortably in these cities.
m8, I'm willing to spend $1.5 mill on an apartment I'm going to visit maybe twice a year. I know NYC is expensive, but that doesn't explain everything being shit, even apartments going for up to $4 mill.
Brayden Edwards
New Hampshire is really comfy during autumn.
Matthew Phillips
Try northern California.
Chase Moore
People are lafting at you
Eli Bailey
buy a compound in Texas and load it with ammunition and guns.
Wyatt Campbell
If you have 360k to throw around, buy a house in the suburbs in some place like Virginia Beach, or northern CA, or nags head North Carolina.
Juan Roberts
If you have that kind of cash buy something in a gulfcoast state Or in Virginia, or one of the Carolinas.
All of which have cities, and warm sandy beaches.
Also sorry for misidentifying you as a swede.
Landon Powell
Why don't the apartments in a foreign country look like the ones in my homeland?
Nicholas Baker
Because it's NYC you retard. Would you rather have more space or 12 100 sq ft rooms?
Logan Lewis
Try san diego
Xavier Ramirez
You're a fucking idiot. You don't get all the furnishings when you buy the home.
Stripped down to white walls and no furniture, a lot of these places can look just fine if you have a decent sense of style.
Ethan Martin
Tons of buildings like that in the US that don't have a foot of moss and a tilt thing going on.
Carson Flores
I lived in Norway for a while and was amazed to see how everyone there is the same. Same thing for decoration, all you guys share the same house interiors. Fucking commie
Eli Anderson
>Dumb fuck Swedes >Norwegian flag you just rustled my jimmies burgerfuck
Asher Myers
1. NYC is old as fuck and a lot of the apartments reflect that 2. You can fill it with less ugly furnishings 3. Buy an apartment in CT. Some towns are only about an hour away and the places taxes are significantly cheaper, less niggers depending on where you go and typically better looking places Not so sure about Jersey, but I lived in CT for four years and it was p gr8
Jacob Foster
Just furnish the interior yourself you braindead fuck.
Xavier Flores
If you think New York is the height of taste, there's nothing we can do for you.
Nolan Fisher
Why do they still call Manhattan an island when it clearly isn't one?
Nicholas Sanders
>wanting a vacation home in Jew York You realize you can get a sizeable home in a homogeneous community for a fraction of the price, right? NYC isn't as good as they say it is. The air there is so fucking polluted with car exhaust I felt like I was getting lung cancer there, all the people are vapid and rude, the cost of living is absolutely retarded, and it's filled to the brim with pavement apes. You'd be better off in literally any other city in America except maybe L.A. or San Fransico.
Joseph Cruz
>WHY DON'T FOREIGN HOMES LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY NATION'S HOMES? Are you a refugee?
Thomas Gomez
>buying an apartment in NYC
HAHAHA
Landon Nguyen
>buying an apartment
What is wrong with people
Austin Rogers
>SethRollins1488
Alexander Powell
The moss hinders water from getting to the wood, it actually makes these house waterproof without using tar, tiles or point. Not that a worthless american pioneer ever could have figured that out. Enjoy your rotting cabins
Lucas Mitchell
You know you can redecorate and furnish an apartment yourself, right faggot?
Connor Young
>How on earth can you americans live like this?
By actually having enough money to buy a place, gut it, make it my home, and sell it without hesitation when I find a new place to live.
I'd never fucking move to new york though. Fuck that.
Brandon Sullivan
IKEA did the whole place for $32
Chase Wood
DESIGNATED SLEEPING HOLES
Daniel Edwards
>Moving to NYC >"Americans" New Yorkers aren't even fucking human, they're very carefully disguised reptilians
Zachary Reyes
>NYC
The real estate is expensive as fuck
Move to Northern NJ, good neighborhoods, good prices, and close to the city
That's only in NYC. In Central Florida, a nearest apartment in my town is about $1.3K/mth.
Owen Green
Oy bey
Buy a cheap one and pay someone to refurnish it in true norwegian style then
William Adams
Because you're willingly choosing to live in New York City. Which I have no idea why you would.
Logan Gonzalez
>Beaches were the first priority >looking for a cheap vacation home in NYC This is the most retarded thing I've seen all day.
Lucas Scott
are you retarded?
Bentley Moore
>NYC Nigger what are you doing? Get a nice home in a good suburb or in the countryside.
Levi Rogers
What's your price range op?
Chase Green
OP, this is the most pathetic anti-American banter I've ever seen. Fucking kill yourself snow nigger.
Michael Brown
You can get this for 100 million dollars
Jace Roberts
Yes it does explain why it's shitty. NYC is for rich Hebrews and Wall Street fucks. Please be sensible and with that type of money at least have the decency to move near the beach, not some shitty overrated meme city. Do your fucking homework and check out Charleston or something.
Dominic Gonzalez
Stay the fuck home or go somewhere else . Die along with the rest of Europe