I will kill myself in the next 2 hours. I wish I had a gun, but I will have to throw myself off the balcony...

I will kill myself in the next 2 hours. I wish I had a gun, but I will have to throw myself off the balcony. Is there anything you want? Dubs gets to make demands.

Yes, I will deliver, although I don't know how I will prove I will have killed myself. I tried the suicide hotline 2 days ago and tonight too, but tonight, there was this idiot peasant telling me I should go volunteer to inbred children or something. It made me even sicker than I already am.

I am very weakened right now. But I know I want it to end.

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livestream

Don't. Hey, let's talk, you like vidya?

Hey, don't do it. We can be friends if you want.

dont do it, its a waste of a person, ur worth something

Don't become just another statistic there's so much to live for

Why wait for 2 hours?
>pic related

bitcoin

Don't

Holy fuck the faggots "no dont kill yourself, ur important i wuv u" either do it and live stream, or fuck off. Faggot

stream bitch

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dubs ruined

Checked

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don't do it user, its always better if you seek better. Most of these fags on here hate there life and are permanently stuck because they already think it's over. don't user

gimme all ur sheckles goyim

ah close, reroll

say "save me jesus" out loud 2 times and you get the sign

First of all, I want a reason. Then i'll see

Do a flip

Livestream it for the love of god, we need more an hero webms

newfags fuck off

Send me life your life savings.

I don't have the technology to livestream, you fucking cockroach.

Look, I like Warcraft 3, but not Dota. I also like Starcraft1BroodWar.

I don't want to be a jackass now, but I probably wouldn't have been friends with you even in life, and especially not after death. I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but I don't think you'd want me as a friend, not really. One of us must die sooner than the other anyway. It's best if we're not friends.

>garbage

>garbage

I can't livestream, man. Is there anything else I can do? I will do anything I can.

Winrar

show us your peepee?

dubs

Yes, please take out the trash on your way down

That's actually very good. I do have to take the trash. Fuck, you just made me laugh! I had forgotten about the fucking trash. I will go right now downstairs, throw it, and come back.

What else do you have to offer, im down for like $100, leave some for other lucky anons, the only problem with that is how tf

I would tell you to not do so, but I am fifty percent sure you won't actually go through with it and fifty percent sure that you just made this post out of momentary frustration. Sure, it might have been building up for a while, but you wont do it. If you were, you wouldn't make a post about it on Sup Forums.

Besides, you gave yourself a time to do it. Anyone knows that you'll just talk yourself out of it by then. Killing oneself is rarely a planned thing. The longer you sit on it, the less likely you are to do it.

So either do it now or talk yourself down only to threaten to do it all again the next time around.

Also stream it faggot

Please...

Aam a drunk sad 20y f do u wanna talk or smth? Thinking abt ending it too soon, but by taking mdma while on temporary SSRI, idk yours were the first thread to show up while checking /b in a few months since I know I should stay away from this site, SO IDK IF IT MEANS ANYHTING ya just respond to hsi of ya wanna talk

Travel, go see places. Jesus loves you no matter what you are going through. Seek him he will help you. Atleast do that.

Op, carve I love JCVD in your arm before you do it and you become my personal hero.

Hmff yee broo sao drukn u kno?

I would talk to you, sure, but I am stupid as fuck. And unlike your drunkenness, my stupidity is permanent. And I will go take out the trash now! I promise. I will be right back.

How about this, instead of livestreaming, send photos of yourself about to jump or smth

suicide by cop. livestream it. you probably wont have to do anything too crazy just pretend you have a gun under your coat and it shouldnt take the trigger happy retards who werent good enough for the military or football to kill you. or go out with a knife and grab a random kid as a hostage or some shit. and thatll provide proof. write Sup Forums and draw a dick on your forehead and make the news.

Clean your room.

I had a neighbor who tried to kill himself by jumping off a balcony... It didn't work

If you want to chat, lets chat. give me a point of contact.

If not, at least consider this: As far as you know, if you die, you wont come back. Why not turn over every stone?

Instead of killing yourself, maybe find an obsession?

Do you not like food?
Do you not like drugs?

still believes jesus existed

please don't do it. you will find someone and something woth living for. just wait!

Don't do it, habibi. Let me take your anal virginity first. Then if you still want to die, we'll talk.

Bump for this, also carve JCVD on your forehead.

whats the point of suicide? If you really hate your life then let the shackles off and do whatever pops into your head. literally go crazy, suicide is a boring beta way to end things.

But what have you even done to call yourself stupid? Believe me it cannot compare to me, I've made a public fool of myself several times and I don't doubt that pictures and porn of me is spread around. I if anyone have a reason to kill myself, because one called never rid oneself of ones history and past mistakes that keep terrorizing one to this day

That shit is going to hurt.
I don't believe you.

People who are utterly serious find painless ways to go. Like jumping off a building, (so they lose consciousness)

Take a photo before jumping, where you hold a sign, which tells:
Death to all jews
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Faggot

paypal me $100

what would you do?

>all of these kikes telling OP not to kill himself
That's right, get back in the bucket crab.
You're here to suffer.

getting arrested and raped by niggers after doing crazy things is worse than death

livestream cutting off your dick

Demand: If you do it, please do it naked with Sup Forums written at least 20x on your body in legible handwriting that is big enough to clearly make out by sight alone.

send me 100$ worth of bitcoin and ill send you some cheesy P.
dont kill your self

if you live in the US shoot up a school

Really, don’t listen to the people telling you to do it. They don’t matter. Just make it through today.

winrar

This is fking shit, I did this and what happens is that you get something to live for and it will be a fking cycle

>peasant
Yea fuck off and go die dickhead

You can make it.
One day at a time.

Turn over every stone in life. Find purpose.

You're not important, kill yourself.

Just let me know how we can get in contact. Kik, snap, WhatsApp? Gotta sort my fkn laundry I'll check again soon much sadgurl

OP is a hetero,

If it was realistic, a cry for help as he defends himself - here, he is newfag / whitefag hunting

be careful boppers

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>using grammer and preparing a concise message
>you should kill YOURself

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In 20.000 years we evolved into a completely different species. The technology of today will be ancient and none of it mattered anyway.

>we
not you nigga

Grammar*

Fuck, yeah.. you are right

nice

side note:
OP - ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF

You know why? You have now put into the Universe the vibrations of many hoping for your death.

You will die one way or another because of it, if it were me I'd prefer to HAVE a choice.

GOOD LUCK YOU CUCK
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GUY
YOU
CUCK
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I feel for you OP. I wish we could help, but I understand your situation. I just hope that you are comfortable making that decision. If you do it, I hope your soul will happily rest in heaven. Bless you, OP.

Doenst matter though, even less to worrie about in that case

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Go in Irak and kills some ISIS fucks and die as a hero or smth like that but dont kys lol

you're gonna regret it the instant you cross over that ledge, just letting you know.

so make sure this is what you want, and you've done what you want to.

My god did you not go to school or something?
>irak
>smth

marica, estas baiteando. si quisieses hacerlo ya lo habrías hecho.
"I dont havr the technology to livestream" MY ASS. fucking newfag.

Suicide is completely nonsensical unless you're trying to escape something horrible you've done. Eg. Mega pedo.

Suicide because you're sad is retarded, for the mentally ill and the weak minded.

idek

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fuck off newfag jew

you should kill yourself.

maybe try rape or murder if your not that dramatic maybe yelling at random people, grabbing people ass, anything. Literally anything, hell even prison sounds more fun than suicide.
>raped by niggers
dont let that happen then

I tried killing myself some time ago. Twice.
The first time felt empty. I just lost my best friend. She didn't die, she just... left. Not on her own accord either. International shit. Visa ended, so it's either leaving normally without too much noise or getting deported and banned from entering the country. She went with the former. I was a soldier back then, so I had access to a gun and some ammo. Securing the thing so that the barrel doesn't bounce too much from the recoil with my shoelaces was long. I'm no boy scout, so my knot tying skills are subpar. My commander found me in the portajohn. Funny thing - when you die you evacuate yourself, so I thought I might as well keep it tidy. We talked for a while. I can tell you I learned even a fuck up like me can survive out there.

The second time? Epilepsy. About a year after the first time it woke up. I know what it's like to be weak and trapped, trust me, I'm still in that hellhole. Twelve years and counting.

I can tell you this much - if there's a god, that's what he wants. Think of it like a Sims game. You ever tortured your sims out of boredom? That's what I believe is happening to the world. Some sick fuck is playing games. The best way to win is to not give in to that sick fuck's amusement. You can be a sick fuckup like me. I don't know you, so I can't be certain. I can be certain I'm one hell of a fuckup. Take a look around my "apartment" and you'd think it's a serial killer's cave. I can see you resent god. Volunteering isn't what you need, you need to understand that what you're experiencing is frustration, it's hatred. For the first time in your life, you feel true, high quality, condensed anger. It's new, it's scary, you don't know how to deal with it. Direct it at yourself instead. Take that anger and let it fuel you. If there's one thing I've learned so far is that anger and hatred are one hell of a fuel to reshape yourself into what you want to be.

Roll roll

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You've just shot multiple people, your rampage is over. Its time to end it. You raise the gun to your head ready to pull the trigger. A black shape swoops down like a monkey from above, it grabs the gun from your hand, a guardian angel? Oh fuck its a black man. He pulls of your pants and screams GANG SHIEEET GANG GANG. You are raped for 50 whole minutes. Also he stole your gun. And your pants

Do a flip

Jesus christ kill yourself you fucking loser.

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cant even kill yourself you are a faliure

n-no u

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