Be me

>be me
>74yo femanon
>in extremely good health
>husband passed from cancer three years ago
>i never expected i'd be alone for so long
>meet gentleman on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>in his late fifties though
>cradlesnatchingGILF.mp4
>we go the pictures to see The Shape of Water
>the sexual chemistry between that dunce and the sea monster is electric
>date leans over and whispers in my ear
>"can you take 'em out? i've never 'ad a gummy"
>he thought i had false teeth
>mfw

stop.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Post nudes.

fuck off LARPer

I hope you're larper for my own sake. That's too much even for Sup Forums.

I'm not OP you fucking newfag.

Are the elderly not entitled to a sex life?

tits or gtfo grandma

Seriously, post nudes. You sound hot.

Tits w timestamp

I'm not going to post my tits for all and sunder to see. I'm from a generation of women who know how to be sexy.

Younger women will do anything to fulfill some male fantasy. The trouble, men lack imagination. Their fantasies are pedestrian. Women of my age know to arouse men in ways they didn't know possible.

>Women of my age know to arouse men in ways they didn't know possible.
Do so then.

no, its not a choice, hag
post your tits or fucking leave
we dont need some oldass bitch dripping anal leakage everywhere

>Women of my age know to arouse men in ways they didn't know possible.
Pffffffhahaha

tits or gtfo old fag. prove you're what you say you are or shut up.

>>"can you take 'em out? i've never 'ad a gummy"
>opens purse carefully
>2lb bag of Haribo sours
>get noticed by the theater gestapo
>falcon impounded
>sentenced to 20 years hard labor in the popcorn salt mines
>mfw i'll be dead before I'm even eligible for parole

I am a guy in my early twenties. If you wouldn't mind hooking up.

How long have you been lurking?
First time anal?
First time sex? Age?
Do you have kids? Do they know you're a btardess?

ow ow ouch ow

shut up and finish the book already lying-ass rp'in op sob

>10 years
>never
>19 to a linguistics professor. he was in his late thirties
>i have three sons and three grandchildren from one son. one of my sons is a homosexual and the other is... some people are just not a good fit for human relationships.

shoe on head even, I just want to know this really happened

cover your face with your hand, take a picture, take a screenshot of the picture

don't even tell me you have a "74 yo femanon image relate" and you can't do that

Do you have saggy tits?
Inverted nipples?
Does your pussy still get really wet?
Largest dick you had?

>I'm not 18 anymore but I wouldn't use such language
>no
>I use an artificial lubricant
>I haven't exactly kept an excel spreadsheet I can reference. I was in my twenties in the late sixties and seventies, user.

larper leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shut up feminist nana

I am aware. you are pretending this isn't real. so you can fuck off this is my grandma you're talking to nigger

You're a proper OLDfag

How did you find Sup Forums?
Most depraved sex story?
Did you give the guy de bj?
Where are you from?

I wish I could fuck you all night long.