>didn't do anything with my gf for valentines day yesterday
>get off work early to clean the house, cook food, get her chocolates and flowers and pick up a necklace
>12pm: get home, shower, get dressed
>hurr durr let's look at my phone in bed
>see porn and go on a 3 hour long edge fest until I explode cum everywhere
>she comes home in an hour
Why the fuck am I like this?
Also to make it worse, now I'm tired as shit and just want to take a nap. Why bother with anything
decreasing sexual attraction due to having that relationship for some time?
Very astute. Been with her nearly a decade. I love her and definitely find her hot, but most of the time I'd rather jerk off than have to exert the energy to have sex.
drink some coffee, take a cold shower, watch more porn and absolutely drench dick in warm lube, only massaging the head, and think of her sucking you off
after boner achieved, ask her to succ while she sits on your face then do the deed
lazy as fuck
im fat, my bed sinks in, and my dick is only like 5-6 inches
i still manage after a fap session like that
Might be a good idea but she'd only go for sex if I cleaned. Also I did just go on an edge fest and my reserves are drained and my dicks sore.
Yeah maybe I'm just lazy, but that seems like a cop out excuse rather than a personality trait. Idk
then dont just rub head, massage all of dick with warm lube, treat it right, then soak it in warm water?
Know how you feel, has been the same with my fiancé. No chance to talk about some kinks you have and might wanna try? Sure helped increasing both quality and quantity of our sex
also, soaking it in warm water will help blood vessels dilate, making cock bigger
take a baby aspirin before doing this to increase blood flow in body
Wow.. more?
Thing is I've done that and we learned a lot about each other and she's into some of the same weird shit I am, but that only goes so far. Lately a lot of my motivation to do anything has flown out the window.
Are you me?
>work third shift
>woke up early yesterday to run to Walmart while gf was working
>decided I'm too poor
>fapped and went back to sleep
>gf gets home with an hour before my shift
>too lazy to fuck
>get home early because of half shift
>still too lazy
I only fap for a few minutes while sex I last for 45 minutes to an hour. Its just too much fucking work man.
Yep I'm you and you are me as we are all together.
Sucks doesn't it? I just feel like a useless piece of shit.
Midlife Crisis maybe? around my thirties I had problems getting it up as well. When I started lifting and changing my food to a somewhat healthier diet, my (sex-)drive increased drastically
That's just some random bitch who sent me nudes on reddit. I'll see if I have more
I'm 22 haha. I actually started doing keto and cardio recently to lose some weight and get more in shape. I'm no hambeast but college added a few pounds that I never shaved off. Felt better for a while but then it went away.
Thanks man
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Ah shit, sometimes I forget I'm an old fuck.
Well then
lurk moar
No prob
Lmao it's cool. I've also been on this site since demotivational posters were the big thing (read: too long) so my brains plenty fucked up I'm sure
Sometimes you have to get close to the abyss and look down to know you don't wanna fall down there.
All in all I gotta say this has been the most pleasant exchange I've had in a thread for a while
Damn.. thanks again! Great pics man she’s hot.
I was also "touched by an angel" as a child so that probably doesn't help. I don't think it's really affected me in the long run, but I don't feel functional anymore.
Should probably go to therapy, huh?
Yeah she's pretty hot. Don't think she sent anymore though, user.
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>decide to not fap for 48 hours before valentines
>go through the usual food/presents routine
>watch a movie with her then when she suggests going upstairs I say "okay i'll be up later"
>play games and fap
Maybe lay off the methamphetamine.
Oof. I feel this one in my soul. I'm glad to hear I'm not a freak of nature though.
I wish I had drug money lmao. Maybe I should smoke weed or do some acid or something though so I can fucking get over myself. Idk. Might be good, albeit inadvertent, advice.
I generally fap on a daily basis, and tend to blame that for my lack of action. But even after 2 days, I just couldn't be bothered
Yeah, I feel like there's a connection I'm missing here, but I can't figure it out.
OP and other cucklords
anybody that would RATHER JERK OFF than fuck their girlfriend is NOT sexually compatible with your girl.
THAT SHIT IS NOT NATURAL. i was in a 3 year relationship and after a year and a half was pretty much like you guys -- thinking sex is overrated. if youre hitting the right buttons and listening to your body and her body and trying your best then you should literally be blowing both of your fucking minds. like, you would fuckin know if you were doing it right. move on
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Yeah, dude. Sex is going to be just amazing. Every single time. Never a dull moment with the right girl.
It's been nearly a decade. I've fucked her and others every single way imaginable at this point and I'm not going to experience anything new or exciting sexually anymore. I know what sex is and I've been with more than just her too. It's not that I'm missing out with other chicks. I feel like that advice will just leave you searching and disappointed for the rest of your life.