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'OY 'dition

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first is the worst, second is the best

fuk whitey

edit: wow this comment really blew up while I was away. thanks for all the upvotes and reddit gold!

24hour flight tomorrow. Hope the parcelman doesn't get me.

OY

imagine not rating Zidane is the world's greatest ever footballer

don't know where to post lol

dark souls 3 suddenly is only getting around 30-40 fps when i play and it will occasionally just to 10-15 and stay like that until I restart it
was never like that before, it used to run smoothly at 60 fps no problem

Only won one world cup. Didn't change the game.

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banned from kc for 'using a proxy' because i posted in their /brit/ thread
imagine if Sup Forums had a rule like that

need a tan lines gf

A frenchman would hate on his own mandem

m8

world cups are for casuals

wtf I love krautchan now

Just telling it like it is.
Prefer rugby anyway

autistic lisicki screeching incoming

why doesn't he just delete the old threads instead?

>Prefer rugby anyway

>mfw white people still exist

zidane's presence made every other guy on his team better

oh look i pass it to him and he does good rather than take mandem on and fucking lose ini

m8 drunk 2bh

that aside

zidane is GOAT

also Rugby is a shit sport no history with no technical skill

SO I SAID TO MY WIFE. SHUT UP BITCH, SUCK MY DICK, LICK MY ASS AND MAKE ME A FUCKIN SAAAANDWICH

lol you called it

If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

WOOAAAH

you don't know where i've been lou

HARRUMPH ON SUICIDE WATCH!

should have known better than replying to the tripfag
my bad

deviated from my usually shampoo and conditioner and purchased a different brand today

should be interesting to see if there's any real difference in how my hair looks and feels and lies

>tfw no Spanish gf

If the U.K. really wants to thrive, they need to focus on developing Scotland and Wales to the save level as southern England....just my sense

Not talking often is damaging my speaking abilities, I'm starting to slur a little

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what's an incel

Want a short hair gf because I like to imagine that she'd be less emotionally needy and clingy

someone who is involuntarily celibate

short hair on a girl is a sign that she's mentally unwell beyond the acceptable range for women

doing the virgin chocolatey cereal for breakfast well past the age of 12 aha

wtf me too

Think the next time I pee in a public restroom I'll drop my pants around my my ankles and piss in the urinal with my ass showing like what a small child does.

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>short hair on a girl is a sign that she's mentally unwell beyond the acceptable range for women

top o' the mornin to ye laddies

aussies killed the thread

I'm sure the US leads the world in their sitting scores

Nah mate that's just pretty standard aussie speaking

>tfw going to be back to a Union Jack next week when I return home

Thank god, hate these people thinking I'm an Aussie

Europe OUT

Dont wanna get too big xx

internet went out for 15 minutes

*observes and studies a piece of rope*
Ah yes, the ole 'cide.

If this actually happened it would make me far happier than it should.

fuck off nonce

post the original navy seal pasta and I'll fuck off for 30 minutes.

the original navy seal pasta

bruce did it now fuck off nonce

I'M NOT BRUCE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

no no, this is no good at all. Assuming you're not fresh from reddit you know what I mean.

The Poppy gf

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

alri very good, see you after lunch.

lower faggot

*rides towards you*

back from some urbex

Jah Jah city

>7am
>eaten 1200 calories

Off to work in about 10 minutes

WISH i were quebecois lads

off to work lads

ooft

on the bus to work

Graft in an hour

feeling for you lads

Marxism is Jewish from top to bottom,straight from the deepest bowels of the Occult Talmud and Kabbalah.National Socialism was a reaction to this Talmudic/Freemason scheme.The world we live in is the triumph of Talmudic Freemasonry,and can any one say Europe has benefited from Jewish led multiculturalism,Jewish feminism,Jewish mass media,Jewish banking scams.If National Socialism had triumphed Europe would be a place we all could be proud of,today it is as decadent as Rome before its collapse.

and also you lads

Driving the shitter to work lads

been over two weeks since i had my wisdom teeth pulled and the sockets still hurt lads

Fan of the DUP lads

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hey /brit/
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'oy!

Joined the DUP lads

why do I come here
it's so grim and everything is so meaningless

it takes so much effort just to make a single post, and the chances are nobody will reply to it

*burns woodchips*
where's my cash mate

'oy

@76003997
>it takes so much effort just to make a single post, and the chances are nobody will reply to it

Maybe for you lad, I'm a (You)-making MACHINE.

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Business idea: Invade Russia in the winter by the time they can counter attack it is spring.

/biz/ is making my willy hard

Really? /s/ makes my willy hard. You have a weird fetish.

think I was raped lads

Fixing my sleep schedule lids

Have to stay awake an extra day

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>cutting out the part where she knees him in the balls

Disappointing

>№76003503

These planes are having a race, doesn't look safe

that ones bumming the other one wtf

>It's afraid!

Fucking indonesians they're all at it

wish the janny would ease up a bit, he's got me scared to post now

don't think i could be raped

my willy just doesn't work when it's supposed to

I had a dream: I fucked your brains out, right on that desk over there...you loved it.

>Macron is super pro EU and is looking to become enormously powerful after the election
>May is against the EU and is hanging loose after the election
Really made ya thunk.