/b what are some money making schemes?

/b what are some money making schemes?

Open up a hot fudge enema parlour

It's the hottest thing right now.

sucking a dick for 10$

Enter a fried penis contest.

Big money, they hold these around the country

getting a job

criminal handbook go

My feelings exactly about r/beermoney

Get a job at McDonald's

Make shit, sell shit, profit.

> (OP)
>Make shit, sell shit, profit.

Sell drugs

create a gofundme for the florida shooting victims familys then keep the money

Be smat

Learn dealing learn business learn taxes

Better yet, start two and accuse one of being a fake.

Invest in the crypto market.

Ask people for a dollar every day.

start a chicken fucking farm

work, save money, invest in assets, profit.

r/shoplifting

Its not hard mate, ive not been caught (yet) and ive robbed atleast £200 in food alone, go out there and steal some shit mate.

(btw mods you cant ban me as im not endorsing op to do this im just saying its an option anything op does was ops actions so you cant ban me for breaking the law)

Bitlock people's PC's and demand a ransom.

Just get a job, you lazy fuck

That's one way to describe a nigger.

Do affiliate marketing, make $1000 a day

You can't be an illiterate dipshit

yeah, im white so they never suspect me.

>nimble rogue getting away with theft
>cries to the mods

fuck you're weak

>Ask for money on street lights
>Take the money
>Use crack
>Nice life adquired

>cries to the mods

the mods would ban me other wise, maybe your just used to getting spanked by them arent you? thats why your so "hard" the calluses on your ass have formed a shell like substance.

>thinks crying to mods like a little faggot bitch in your post is an effective way to not get banned

you should ban yourself for being such a fucking retard

>and he got dubs

you just got rekt kiddo

atleast he got dubs unlike your pathetic ass, well its quite hard as he illustrated

idk op but paypal: [email protected]

Create a /weg/ using daz. Ez money

Rob a liquor store