Child porn questioning tomorrow. How do I an hero in time with no gas, gun or pills...

Child porn questioning tomorrow. How do I an hero in time with no gas, gun or pills? How do I livestream it as a mobilefag? Twitch or yt would take it down.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

I'm assuming this will work well enough for you.

what a cool way to go out but no charcoal, gas or lighter and cops pick me up super early tomorrow

>Drink bleach
>Eat a Tide Pod
>Hang self (rope, belt, towel, bedsheet, electrical cord)
>Slash your wrists (up the street, not across)
>Butt-chug a LOT of alcohol
>Sleep in your garage with the car running
>Go to the roof of a building (at least 4 stories) and dive head first
inb4 "Waaah it'll hurt too much!!". Do it faggot.

Don't answer questions.

What are your charges and for how much?

What did you do, faggot?

ustream.tv m8

I'll go with the hanging self thing. I was planning on nitrogen+tubing+flow regulator+ oven bag but I guess this'll do. Thanks.

Just wait till you meet the boys at the prison, they will get the job done.

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Your best bet are cutting wrists, though it would still be painful. Also dry ice could work if enough in a very small enclosed space. Painless.

Swallow as much potassium permanganate as you can then swallow some magnesium powder, that would make for about the most interesting filmed suicide ever, youd be remembered for days maybe years

They're picking me up at 9:40am tomorrow (about ten hours time) and shops only open at 9 usually, I need something I can buy super quick for under £15

>Mobilefag

you wot?

Sounds like OP is fag and is getting what he deserves. I doubt you have enough of anything for a clean easy death. Also OP is evidently a pussy because you can kill yourself in many ways you just want an easy out..., like a pussy

I’d say self immolation is best bet. Douse yourself in gasoline. Happens so fast you suffocate before you feel a thing

archive.is/wMAdx
Not hard and almost painless. You just black out in second. Sweet dreams!

Nigga, I've been planning for a perfect and awesome suicide but police grabbed me too quick.

self molestation

I meant seconds i'm retarded
Also eggies dubs

Holy shit thanks dude, that's so quick.

Don't forget to post live stream link. You'll go down as a hero, user

Don't do this please. If you follow those instruction please do it in private!

Call the cops tell them you're gonna off yourself.
When they show up, run at them naked while holding a gun against your head or in your mouth and they will do it for you.

You a twat m8? You don't want him to go down as a hero?

Tell them you were collecting CP for local kids in your righteous fight against cancer.
Demand the judge outlaw sex with anybody over 13 in the name of wiping it out.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kp1bZEUgqVI

Sadly I'm not an Amerifat. I could be arrested for even carrying a butter knife here. Seriously. Fuck England.

Ehh I’ve done it before, blacked out and then came back to.
So could be effective
Wasn’t for me

You fucked up britfag

No shit

Try it from a little higher? Maybe this time you can do it

stream or gtfo

New thread with stream soon. Gonna let this one 404. Thanks boys.

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just don't cooperate lol

Under £15?? The fuck do you need your money for if you're an heroing?

that's all I have left in my account