ITT: Things only found in America
ITT: Things only found in America
Robert Gutierrez
Samuel Thompson
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Jason Kelly
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Kevin Walker
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Josiah Reed
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Mason Nguyen
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Michael Sanders
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Aaron Williams
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Matthew Gutierrez
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Joseph Murphy
> limit 10 per customer per visit
my fucking sides, I can't see them, because I eat 10 hamburgers
Andrew Ross
his Shitavious' cousin
Bentley Sullivan
Surely you mean "bigness" as in fatty fat fat.
Blake Ortiz
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Parker Mitchell
sorry, wasnt american here
Chase King
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Kevin Rogers
>underrated
Jackson Rodriguez
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Gavin Thompson
mama mia
Justin Barnes
Freedom of Speech.
Blake Peterson
Sorry, that's nearly international.
the EU, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Chile, Mexico and many more also have freedom of speech.
So, something pertaining to free speech but is solely from the US would be "The smug self-satisfied belief that only we have the freedom of speech" - alas.
Ryder Ramirez
Muslims do this all the time dumbass. They are always teaching kids to fight.
Nathan Price
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Jason Anderson
>america
>good beer
Choose one
Joseph Wright
Not as a passtime though.
Also, nice trips.
Brody Williams
>Be American:
>Go to school:
>get shot
>Go to church
>get shot
>Go to the movies:
>get shot
>Go to the club
>get shot
>Stay at home
>kid dies from eating Tide Pods
Grayson Murphy
We've gotten a lot better over the years, our IPA's are fucking phenomenal. Just like our tech is far more superior to yours... which is why you pay is for it.
Andrew Ortiz
Why the Fuck did this make me laugh
Jackson Morris
Constant fear of other countries. USA is like buying a 4x4 and jacking it up to compensate, the country already works just fine, but they think they need to be A1+ at everything and everyone else is just waiting to come and take it.
NEWS FLASH: CHINA WILL, INEVITABLY, TAKE OVER YOUR GLOBAL POSITION BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOW JUMPED ONTO THE SAME PATH AS USA, ONLY THEY ARE BIGGER AND HAVE A MORE INDUSTRIOUS WORKFORCE.
Parker Green
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Cooper Walker
nice try burger
most of the US beers still fucking shitty
it doesn't even come near to the worse german ones
Jace Moore
>NEWS FLASH: MY COUNTRY WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO SHIT SO I'LL USE CHINA TO BEAT YOU.
Joshua Morris
I want to see this with a truck full of pigs
Xavier Collins
Actually there's some pretty nifty micro breweries in the US these days.
Also, not a yank.
Luis Flores
I own 3 daisy lever action bb guns. No bully.
Christopher Brooks
You'd really rather live in China than the USA?
Dylan Collins
I hope I see a Chinaman on Mars in my lifetime.
William Taylor
Yeah, you‘ve gotten better, all the ‚good‘ brands are still foreign origin though and the rest is proper watery shite.
Also germany is superior not only when it comes to beer, but also our tech is better.
Plus you‘re copying our politics from like 90 years ago you lazy faggots
Henry Scott
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Ryder Torres
>NEWS FLASH: CHINA WILL, INEVITABLY, TAKE OVER YOUR GLOBAL POSITION BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOW JUMPED ONTO THE SAME PATH AS USA, ONLY THEY ARE BIGGER AND HAVE A MORE INDUSTRIOUS WORKFORCE.
Not really a news flash, more like a reminder for the inevitable.
Chase Gonzalez
Monster-truck Mobility Scooter.
Cameron Brooks
They think they do because they also believe that China will bring them their communist utopia. In reality they'll just be slaves of a Han-supremacist corporatist government with more communist overtones than actual communist policies.
Easton Mitchell
>but also our tech is better.
Yep, that's why Sup Forums is hosted on german servers, and my computer uses a german cpu, and I love german overwatch, it's a great game.
You guys really do make great tech, because everyone on the planet uses it.
said no one ever
Colton Perez
They obviously don't know about the HR policy of suicide nets...
Tyler Ross
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Ayden Miller
Jesus, go easy on them... They came here to feel superior, not be shat all over.
Brandon Ross
Keep telling yourself that, amerifat.
And why the fuck would you play overwatch in the first place?
Kevin Allen
Suicide Nets? Explain.
Isaac Murphy
Because it's amazing german tech of course
>Keep telling yourself that, amerifat.
Oh I will, because it's the truth. You really haven't done shit this century lol. You're far behind bro.
Jaxson Powell
Fuck that, they will get shit allllll over
Grayson Rogers
There are many servers around the world, many different kinds of chans - you'd know this if you spoke a second language, or a third.
But you don't, because you're lazy and smug and self-satisfied despite not deserving to be.
Your propaganda machine works wonders - it just doesn't work outside the US.
Ryder Cruz
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Ayden Evans
Says found not made you piece of shit.
Justin Anderson
Nets to catch jumpers at factories.
Jeremiah Brown
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Joseph Phillips
>TFW you live in VT
>most breweries per capita
>implying America has no good beer
Stay mad Europoors
Thomas Sanders
What do you want on your Tombstone?
Andrew Barnes
>it just doesn't work outside the US.
Our intel cpu's work pretty damn well outside the US.
What web browser do you use? OS? The whole fucking OSI model?
>you're lazy and smug and self-satisfied despite not deserving to be.
Now you're blatantly assuming shit because you lost an argument. So you're attacking me based on almost nothing that you know about me. Is that how you guys argue? Just make shit up based on almost nothing. Sounds hypocritical as fuck to me.
Isaiah Cruz
not conga
Eli Smith
I knew life in China was shitty but thats fucking insane.
Brandon Bell
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William Edwards
in other words, monopolies
Alexander Cooper
Thanks to german scientists.
Alexander Myers
they will learn. too late, of course.
Gabriel Torres
It's actually easier to get a 1080 Ti in shithole countries because of crypto shitters.
Aiden Powell
yep took a south african born Canadian to pull that one off too
Thomas Young
Which are owned primarily by US shareholders, employee US citizens, and started in a US economy. But yea, capitalism is destined to have monopolies. No ism is perfect user.
Isaac Foster
she has part of the blame
typical white coalburner slut playing the victim role cus muh feminism
Landon Brown
>Bitburger
yeah most German beer is better but you can't say the best murican beer is not even close to the worst German beer because Bitburger is pure liquid shit.
Michael Brown
In his own words he said the "Greatest thing he ever did was come to the US"
Isaac Thompson
Context - your propaganda doesn't work outside the US.
I know YOU buy your own press - that's what it's designed for.
>Now you're blatantly assuming shit because you lost an argument
What argument? I'm telling you things, this isn't a discussion, you can't discuss with the fanatically religious.
Nicholas Edwards
from a Belgian who commonly drinks amazing beer in thousand year old brewpubs- go fuck yourself you poser beer drinkers, pretending like you haven't lived a history of Budweiser before you finally manned up
Nicholas Wood
>Thanks to german scientists.
They became american user, because it is a better country.
David Morgan
It‘s 2018. The first quarter is literally not even over yet. Plus whilst you elected an annoying orange as your president and gave a nobelprize to your last guy for being black, germany single handedly saved the eu, doubled the BIP, did plenty of research in environmental, medical and technological studies, actually showed some progress and even found out, that your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don‘t reply to this post.
Now go and eat some hamburgers with deep fried shit or something idk
Christian Foster
How are those immigrants doing?
Parker Anderson
Track. What kind of fucking retard names their kid "Track?"
Carter Price
I know that's what you believe, because that's what you're told since you're old enough to talk.
Via schools and media 24/7.
That's what makes you impossible to like, your smug self-satisfied air, based only on your lack of knowledge of the world.
Levi Perez
>trashone
Austin Turner
yea no doubt, the money is here. I moved my ass from my EU country to take your money, but I intend to move back once I've amassed enough.
its too bad you wont let him be president if he ever wanted it, I'd vote for Elon
Thomas Reyes
Americans.
Gabriel Hall
Jose King
>What argument? I'm telling you things, this isn't a discussion, you can't discuss with the fanatically religious.
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
Yea, tell me again how I'm lazy and smug lol, when you don't know a fucking thing about me personally. You're hilarious user. Go on and "tell" me things. Tell me lies because it makes you feel good.
Jonathan Diaz
>“beer“
I‘d call it watered down piss, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
You do you, mate. You do you.
Xavier Barnes
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Ryder Walker
>its too bad you wont let him be president if he ever wanted it, I'd vote for Elon
Meh, I would he'd be better than the current one by far.
>That's what makes you impossible to like, your smug self-satisfied air, based only on your lack of knowledge of the world.
You don't have to like us user, just keep buying our shit so my company pool stays heated and I get free lunches.
Aaron Collins
>What web browser do you use? OS? The whole fucking OSI model?
Daniel Lopez
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Elijah Stewart
things started in america that everyone around the world uses
keep paying us butthurt faggots
name one worldwide website that your country has so kindly contributed to the entire world?
because last time i checked
everyone in your country is constantly sucking that american dick dry with your constant and daily use of all our contributions to the world such as google, facebook, twitter, uber, youtube, wikipedia, reddit, Sup Forums, amazon, instagram, snapchat, APPLE AND ANDROID, windows, and ebay
keep sucking that american dick
feelsgoodman
ill be patiently waiting
Gabriel Sullivan
>:^(
Aaron Fisher
I rest my case.
Alexander Green
>TFW someones g/f was stolen by a murican tourist
Wyatt Bennett
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Dylan Jenkins
Whole cities, hell even states have been ruined by immigrants in the US.
We‘re actually doing pretty fine, how bout you?
Now go and listen to the bullshit Trump forcefeeds you
John Sanchez
I'm American and I'll admit Baseball, while it might be fun to play casually with friends, is ass-stupid to watch.
Luis Cruz
Why even bother talking shit back when us Americans are living rent free in your head. It's sad
Isaiah Fisher
You haven't been to America in a while or ever have you? They've since owned the beer world... European brewers of the young gen have moved en masse to the US to start breweries because they find making european beer according to strict tradition so boring.
The Belgians have it down, I give them that. They were the first to experiment with the new style of American brewing too, you can finally find IPA's all over the continent thanks to Americans and belgians emulating their style.. Germans - you guys do gluehwein well, but your beer honestly reminds me of shitty US beer we used to drink over here.
Christopher Gonzalez
To be fair, the government is supposed to break them up if they get too big. They don't. But that's the theory at least.
Zachary Barnes
>t. i have never been outside of america
USA is like 20 years behind on everything, especially tech
Landon Nelson
Learn another language or two, search the internet in german, or spanish, or french, or mandarin, or finnish etc.
Don't read about yourself though, it'll break your heart.
Daniel Cook
America has way more craft beers than your flyover country. Go make me some waffles you faggot
Evan Cox
America. Land of the free and home to the flat earth society.
You glorious fucking morons, you Never cease to amaze me