I need to dispose of a 4’, 80lb sex doll in the near future.
Any suggestions on how to do so?
Driving to a dumpster/construction site at 2am and dumping it wrapped in a blanket seems like a really sketchy idea and I’m sure there would be cameras around.
pic related
>sex doll
Someone call the FBI
1. chop into pieces with axe
2. put with weights/ rocks in suitcase
4. throw into water
5. ???
6. profit
Cut and rip the fucking tape off. How the fuck is the concept of creating something and undoing it so hard for you?
Id rather not destroy this one, it has some sentimental value
>this one
>sentimental value
Christ user, how many have you made?
>Look for a local art gallery or young artists showing in your neighborhood
>Show up ask questions
>sign up
>Enter your sex doll as your contribootion
YFW you get some art bitch to be the real life receptacle for your seed
Kek
Also you are talking about dumping it anyways, why wont you destroy it?
I couldnt stand the guilt of looking her in the eyes, but I promised my others she had to go
sell it on TDF
set them up on your local park benches for all to see
only 3 human ones
human ones?! what others are there?
Use a box cutter to cut it up to pieces and shove it up your ass faggot.
Burn it in a fire pit
>needs to dispose of it
>sentimental value
make up your mind OP
>art
Id like to keep it but the aroma is becoming noticeable to others
this
Viking funeral it dude, it will serve many a Nord in Valhalla
dude, buy some condoms. cheaper than a new doll. Also, like asked, what else have you built?
Incinerate it or bury it.
well I dont like to brag but my dog was sniffing around some of them so I made one up for him and that kinda opened a door for some other stuff
it wasnt as fancy or anything but I figure what the hell does a dog care what it looks like.
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You would be amazed what you can come up with with a little ingenuity, a pillow, a toilet paper roll and some old carpet
given some time
if you built why not just take it apart put it in a bag and leave it in your garbage
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That... That is the saddest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. Including the school shootings.
I genuinely feel sorry for you user.
Toss it over the freeway over ramp like that movie the good son with that kid from home alone
user ... do you have any pics of the dog one? and the others
>noticeable smell
>sentimental value
Im also worried about leakage if I break the seal
Why, because you've dumped a few loads in it?
ummm melt it down????
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Cut it into pieces and burn them one by one.
Isn't there a way to clean it?
Light yourself on fire and hug it
shes getting a little blown out too
well there is that and also I tried some unique materials down there to enhance the feel and didnt feel like cleaning it out. ALso its kind of hard to get inside there to do it. I used my toilet brush but it only made matters worse
This is like cooking with hoarders but the sex doll version...
well, yes, some of it was food products
Op post more pics
My friend has been thinking of making one, care to share construction method
Pics of others you made would be nice too
ONe thing I tried was one of those bags you cook turkeys with filled with warm oil
Im afraid if that thing ruptured it would be hard to explain to my roommates
Put me in the screencap
how do u hide something like that from roommates?? also damn good luck getting rid of that without one of them noticing
Why make fapping so fucking complex? It's much easier to dispose of an empty bottle of lubriderm and some crispy tissues. Also, less depressing.
put me in the screencap
put me also in screen cap
Put me in the screen cap
don Indian garb and make a funeral pyre in the back yard
Kys fags
Do it.
Nice try user
It's not sketchy because it's not a real person you fuckin' retard.
Dis you make a bread a few yrs back about this doll? I faintly remember its outlines and the way its put together.
Also, timestamp fgt.
Speaking from personal experience I used a kitchen knife to cut mine up, then put them in black garbage bags, and threw them in the trash.
Having the sex doll in my apartment when the property manager came into inspect the fire alarm may or may not have been the reason I was evicted.
Not sure if you are the guy from the leddit thread or just ripped it off.
>homemade_sexdoll9.jpg
Lets see the rest.
Put it in your neighbours garbage late at night.
ITT a lot underage idiots getting trolled
>9
lol
www.s ickchirpse .com/homemade-doll-reddit/ yeah too bad its just a repost
If you really loved her, you wouldn't dispose of her.
sage
Fuck yourself, OP, you can be your own doll
DUDE HAS ROOMATES!
>hey mayne user has the book in his room.
Fuckdoll stashhouse
This is the best thread I've read in years... I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so fucking hard...
9 to the dome
somebody willing to give me a good home please? I'll let you play echii games with me oyajii san
see, I can do splits, Oyajii-san
Lurk moar.
and just look at my tiny child's butt, Oyajii-san
please, what do you say Oyajii-san?
I lurk often. hell, tonight i'm trolling the shooting thread, those people are fucking stupid.
but honestly, two years of logs and traps and WWYD and YLYL measn great threads like this get missed.
you wanna see my omanko, Oyajii-san? You sure are hentai, Oyajii-san
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Become an hero
just cut it up and put it into garbage bags and toss it in your normal trash. Nobody will care.
>two years
>great thread
Its all making sense now, newfriend.
Fuckin' idiot. This thread is neither new OR original. Lurk more, newfag
eat shit and die
cute. Why would you abandon such an adorable child?
she is looking for a good home. Im advertising her
Fuck you
you think Im cute,. onii-chan?
If only I lived somewhere private, without roomates, to keep her....
Best thread this year
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My name is Miss Q, Im 108 cm tall and I cost only 700 dollars. you can fuck me in the ass or the pussy or you can cuddle with me.
you must be new here. welcome to your first day of b
leave her on a school playground. sitting in a swing. post pics
Can we get a hint of what it looks like? Is it one of those big gapes or does it look somewhat realistic? I know one of the other doll guys has one that looks realistic and good.
it looks so super realistic mate im afraid to post it here. looks like real CP
Are we in a movie?
But it isn't. Show the rest of the doll in there with it.
Oh, shit. Hello again mister doll man. I didn't get to save your one photo of your doll with the sniper.. :( You wanna do an user a favor?
Still legal in the US at least, which Sup Forums is legally based. Post it.
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Just tell the police that you are dumping a body OP
Guess I need to luck more