I want to hear about the naughty shit Sup Forums has done. Like the shit that would make your mom cringe/cry if she knew about you.
I smoked crack once, lost my virginity to my cousin, and get handjobs from the local Asian massage rub n tug.
That's not terrible, right?
nah not that fucked up, i did anal before 16 (not receiving)
>not receiving
who are you trying to fool
I've convinced a girl to fuck her brother.
Storerrreeeeeeery
You can't just drop that and not say how
Those three things are pretty dirtbag. I like it. Continue doing your thing OP.
I fucked a black girl in LA while in a two year relationship.
I've smoked so much weed that I lose track of times and dates. Somehow I haven't been fired.
I've shown my 8 inch cock to so many MILFs online that I'm amazed there aren't videos or pics of me out there since my face is in most of them.
Who's the chick? She cute.
Milfs prolly don't know how to post videos on porn sites.
Told it before on here.
Basically she admitted that she enjoyed teasing her teacher because it's someone she "shouldn't" be teasing. Then weeks later admitted that she enjoyed teasing her brother.
Slowly kept working on her, having her wear skimpier clothes around him, especially late at night. Then got her to snap him a few nudes.
Then one night he told her to strip and walk into his room already naked
Fucking ridiculously hot tbh
GFs mom has flirted with me. So each time GF and I fuck or she blows me, I video it and send to her mom.
Bro you're going to heaven at that rate, GTFO lol. I have fucked so many nubians. Is it the fact you were cheating?
Family friend that's had a crush on me since she was 13. So much win haha!
Gonna take it any further user?
Mom has reluctantly admitted she'd do a threesome, trying to convince gf
no, a long as yer mom doesnt work at the massage place.
>Lost a hard on during a 3way
>Made an older lady and a younger girl give me a double blowjob at a rub n tug
>get hookers every now and again
>stoner
>fucked my ex on her period
>fucked her in the ass
>knocked her up once, abortion
>went 4x the speed limit, got caught, got away with it
>do pills and acid when i can find em
>used to sell dexxies and weed but not for long
>experimented with anal on myself (meh)
>cuck fetish (although i think im getting over it)
That's all i can think of that'd make my mum cringe. She's really naiive though
We all have vices op, I'm sure they've done worse
That's fucking incredible, post wins should they ever happen. Have you brought it up at all yet? If so what was her initial reaction?
>OP asks about what your mom would freak about
>posts about sending sex shit ti GF's mom
That's about as gangster as it gets. This thread is off to a good start.
my name is ben and i posted nudes of my ex online without her permission
>so much win haha!
how's ifunny?
Thats so fucking hot. Got pics?
Thanks for all you do, Ben
Not my parents. I've definitely gone down the rabbit hole. I've done some crazy shit. My dad recently admitted to trying Quaaludes and I'm jealous about that.
I love you Ben.
So, my European friend. This girl has been trying to jump my bones for years. Confirmed crush when she was 13. I was 20. Do the math. Didn't want to get arrested. Kept it alive until it was legal to post these pics. You're welcome fagmo.
a few things, i didnt fail my exams at uni (passed with As) but dropped it anyway, got bored.
few less-than-reputable expensive habits (blew £2k+ of inheritance in a month on this).
done a few less than savory things with girls (all consensual, though)
Wow, way to be vague, dipshit. Spill it.
Gave a girl a home address to show up to. Told her to ring the doorbell already naked. She knew she'd be fucking whoever was there. Four guys started, and each time she almost thought she was done, they called another friend to come over. She was fucking and sucking for about six hour straight.
>>fucked an Amsterdam hooker
>>made out with a fat chick (thank god i was able to resist her requests to bang so i'm still officially not a dude who bangs fat chicks)
>>jacked off in my ex gf's mom's bikini bottoms i found in the bathroom
>>one time when i was like 11 and didn't know how to jerk off yet i put my hard dick in between my mattress and box spring and moved it around until i peed in between them
Underappreciated post.
Ok what this can't be real. And you had zero part in this, faggot?
its because i hate women
at 16-17 ex-gf had a number of abortions (britfag here, legal). she wanted to keep them.
20/21 now, still sleep with her, she's engaged and has a child.
different girl wanted to write my name on her arm in a permanent way, and not tattoos.
threesome with ex's best friends whilst was with ex.
lot more to go through, but bored and tired.
expensive habits are easy enough for everyone to guess.
> Become friends with geeky socially awkward black girl.
> Just platonic, although I wouldn't be opposed to more.
> She often makes disparaging jokes about her own blackness.
> Two years into knowing each other, attending an event together.
> Notice she's acting weird at one point. Keeps bending down in her seat to rummage around in her purse for like 10 whole minutes, while glancing up towards me intermittently.
> Chatting online afterwards. She's asking me if her costume looked good.
> I'd kind of started to get tired of her autism at this point in the friendship, and decide to risk it all.
> Tell her she looked great - especially as she was going up the stairs and I got a nice look up her skirt.
> This opens the door, and she confesses that when she was rummaging around in her purse, it's because she was staring at my dick.
> Tells me she has "a weird fetish" but is too embarrassed to say what it is.
> I'm trying to guess. She finally says that it's just that she "really, really, really loves sucking dick."
> I laugh and tell her that's not weird.
> Tell her I thought she was going to say she enjoys being called a nigger whore.
> She gets really turned on by this.
> All of our future hangouts always end with her on her knees, sucking my dick while I call her a nigger whore.
Fucked 2 of my cousins.
Fucked 5 of the 6 girls in my neighborhood growing up.
Got a footjob from one of my mom's friends while less than 10 feet away from my mom.
Cheated on almost everyone I've ever been with.
Fucked a girlfriend, her sister and her mother in the same day.
Tons of illegal shit, not going to actually mention most of it due to certain things having long/no statute of limitations as well as mandatory minimum sentencing.
Jerked off in class a few times(college, years ago.)
Jerked off in parking lots with tons of people around dozens, maybe even a hundred or so times.
Fucked a friends wife a few times.
Fucked someone way younger than I was(12 year age gap -- was it legal? Let's say...suuuure it was...)
Lots and lots of drugs, including IV heroin/cocaine speedballing for a few years.
Lucky piece of shit
I killed Paarthurnax
I got my sister drunk and she gave me head. I stole 2 grand from my uncle.
Wheres your dad?
When I was 11 at a party of my uncle's daughter, I shat in her wardrobe for a dare.
i cheat on my gf and post content of my side chick here.
I saw an automobile once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.
Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.
I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.
Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.
I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.
also convinced a girl to fly out to stay with me, worked up to eventually fucking her, then got her a ticket home the days after. also got her to reimburse the cost of the tickets i got.
You like cocaine?
Father died when I was just a few years old. I was adopted by my grandparents.
My "degeneracy" isn't a matter of parental neglect, it's just my character. I'm pretty sure it's mostly genetic, even. Both of my biological parents were fairly degenerate as well.
im sure a lot of people enjoy a lot of things like that
....
I like cocaine. You seemed like you wanted me to infer? Or are you just going to be boring dude? Already had to draw something funny out of you.
I doubt your sister sucked you off.
You fucking scoundrel
You okay user? You old school. But you sound like you're on the precipice of doing something dumb and I don't want to hear about that.
Worst I've done was a bunch of gay stuff online. Sooo many dudes on omegle got off to me. Even more on snapchat and kik.
its from shawshank redemption...
That's so gay. Why? Unless it was for straight up money. Then it's just like kinda gay.
read this before, not sure if pasta or you posted before.
Sophomore year of college I drank a handle of rum, did meth (accidentally, was told it was other drugs), and then got to second base with a girl in front of her boyfriend in my dorm. All before 3pm.
I've cheated on every girl I've ever dated (7, all of them at least several months), most of the time more than once.
I once fingerbanged and then got a handjob from a 15 year old in a hotel room in Paris. It was her first sexual experience, kiss, etc. Ghosted her.
how old were you?