Confessions thread?

Confessions thread?

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I hate that I go on here so much

Is this site cringe worthy

Girl I like is in the other room. But I had to take a shit. I turned the faucet on but I think she probably could still hear me shit. It was loud and smelly. There was no spray so I sprayed a bunch of cologne. I think I made the smell worse. I don't want to go back out.

Lolol walk out and leave the door open

sometimes i bump threads

I make log threads

Bump this let's get sum good stories

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i really enjoy being a closet bifag

Noiice faget

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I acquired my first gf in a couple years, two and a half hours ago, but she's in the middle of a pregnancy scare (unlikely but possible) and I'll probably dump her in a month or so IF she is pregnant. If not, great, but I won't play cuck.

Nice move don't be cucky

ive had sex with 25+ girls, but the best was with a 10yo

derp

Boy I like is in the restroom washing his hands for 20 minutes now. Why did he ask for my Wi-Fi password before going in there?

I have a very active imagination and sometimes my mind just focusing on death and killing stuff. I've only said anything about this to my best friend and all he said was 'What the fuck.'
How do I not become a serial killer, Sup Forums?

>How do I not become a serial killer
get a job

Stop jerking off to snuff

kys

I get off from getting wedgies.

Seems like ur way too l8 for tbat m8, good luck on the shitty ride u just got on tho