I found this sick hungry abandoned kitten in the roof meowing nonstop

I found this sick hungry abandoned kitten in the roof meowing nonstop.
I make a tiny box for her and buy a small baby bottle.
>Too big, can't fit her mouth easily
Buy an even tinier bottle
>Too firm, still not feeding enough
I use a small syringe to feed her.
Barely eating any tuna.
Looks sick af and still in agony.

Also why is it that humans have 100 times more empathy for cats and dogs than they have for other humans??
I spent more money on this kitten than I have on starving babies around the world all my life (exactly zero pennies).

Dubs decide what I do with it

Fuck dubs man, keep it, look after it and love it unconditionally

Cut his head off

Reroll
>fuck

Get pet food milk from the supermarket.
It probably can't eat solids yet.

Keep it warm.
Keep it milked up.
Give it contact.

Strangle it

eat it

Reroll

cats dont really like tuna especially if its in oil. milk isnt the best for them either

cos cats and dogs are 100 better than people. people are cunts. cats are cunts too but in a good way. dogs are just stupid but lovable and can be trained to bite someone's dick off.

Keep him

time stamp with cat?

Take it to the vet. As soon as you can.

This. Milk isn't good for cats OP you idiot. But kitten food and take it to the vet and take it out of that dirty old box, you are doing more harm than good

Rolling for:

1. Get an eyedropper. Much easier to feed with.
2. Get it checked out by the vet...if it's overly wormy or has any other health problems, better to ask the doc to take care of it rather than you ending up losing it later.
3. Let it bond with you.

My fuckin sides

Rolling for this.

you need to get some special formula from the vet for him/her - otherwise get the kitten milk from the supermarket. Tuna isn't a natural food for cats (they don't catch fish in the wild) so you are better trying a raw egg or some finely minced chicken

mate kittens don't feed well from bottles ect, just put a bowl of water down for it. it will drink it it'self if its thirsty enough.
Also cat foods? probably not the best bet, but what you can do is get some cat biscuits and soak them in water. it might not be on to normal food yet but it will be mushy enough if its hungry enough.

Timestamp or OP is a nigger

TAKE IT TO PETCO OR SOME SHIT OR KEEP IT FOR YOUR OWN! user DO NOT HURT THIS ANIMAL WTF!

OP deliver

this man speaks truth and got dubs. timestamp it.

Take her to a vet you fucking dumb shit.
>Also why is it that humans have 100 times more empathy for cats and dogs than they have for other humans??
I hate humans, I'd like to kill a millions of them like hitler or stalin with a smile on my face.

pet them very softly.
and you dont care for those kids because by nature another man will not care for another man's children.

Fuck it kek

op deliver

oh shit.

do it pussy too late now

Raise it and walk it every day like it's a dog, leashed and play with it like it's a dog. When people ask about ur behavior regarding ur cat, get mad and exclaim something about them assuming your dogs species.

Your turn OP

welp

Wooooffff

Did you mean to have sex with it and then laugh, or were you using the exclamation of "fuck it" and the command is to laugh?

I meant to literally penetrate

Pretty sure its the first one

*Said in the voice of Maury from big mouth

>OP ?

I don't think most people will eat your face off when you die next to them. people bury eachother, cats will eat your eyeballs. I don't think cats will be inventing videogames or porn anytime soon.

humans - 1 dumb furshits - 0

Cute cat. You should keep him. I rescued my cat when he was a similar age as your kitten. The kitten definitely needs to go to the vet and check for any illnesses and should get booster shots as well eventually. Cats are amazingly low maintenance and not that expensive once you have all the essentials set up such as booster shots, litter box, bed, food trays, etc. But they're one time expenses. Monthly costs are just for the litter and food.

Do this.

Too small. I'd need to kill it first

What if he’s not mr moneybags with bags of money to spend on a random cat

Love it unconditionally or realize that you'er an emotionless bastard who tortures animals because people online told you to.

Why? It would stay alive long enough for you to bust a nut.

>Because people online told you to
Only important part ever.

Put in microwave

Tbag it to death

Poor thing

Take a fucking piss on it

Somewhere, right now, at this very moment, there is a cute, smol, lonely kitten freezing to death and there's nothing you can do about it.

DELIVER NOWWWW

Find an animal center or rehab house

Shave it. Leave its ears and tail un shaved.

FUCKING DO IT OP

What is a fucking piss....is he fucking the cat and pissing simultaneously? Or after? Before?

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This is wrong actually. Milk is absolutely fine for kittens, however it is not good for adult cats because they no longer have the required enzymes to break it down.

Do it

Lmao roll

Name it rageslayer, raise it to feel only hatred. Feed it mice from the pet store to keep it's manly cat instincts alive.

make meowberry poptart

First off...did that Pop tart get wasted? Second. Is that cat even cooked right? Way too much fur

just me or is that the most photoshopped looking time stamp on b

Lol there are 2 identical time stamps yeah it's shopped

fuck off cunt i tried

OP is a massive cockslurping faggot. Fake pic, no intent to deliver anyway. Fuck off faggot.

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Yeah u cut the image and flipped it sideways, added two fake timestamps..

If you harm this kitten in any way I will find you, and I will kill you.

Op wont deliver too pussy to fuck a cat

Hell yeah kekekek

Fucking OPmmmmmmmmmmmm

If it won't drink out of a bowl, get a clean cloth and dip it's corner in water or milk, then try to get the cat the suckle on the cloth. It's slow but I have done it with kittens before.

Sup Forums space program

send it off to heavens user

Goats milk or esbilac. Pet store

nice, someone stole my thread from /pol which i got 3 day banned for posting it on there.
I am actually flattered

Op is a fag

Its decided