A woman truly loves you only when she swallows your cum

A woman truly loves you only when she swallows your cum.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.

are you single user?

This is true, its also good for your teeth and a vitamin boost. Lucky bitch.

I've had plenty of girls swallow my cum who didn't love me.

I believe in it both when single and in relationship. I tested it. I cannot accept when a female doesn't swallow.

When you truly love someone so deeply and profoundly, you will fucking want to eat them alive.

Including anything nasty and gross. That's how love works, it completely rewrites your brain and you actually want to become the person you love.

And a warm boost, when it's too cold outside.

THIS

a good ones shotgunning her, tahts where you take a bong/blunt hit and exhale into her mouth.. its cute, then you snuggle and ur all warm and fuzzy together

If they swallowed, they loved you enough for you to developed it further. You fucked it up (unless you forced her or payed her to swallow).

What if a guy does it?

then hes a fucking faggot and YOU ruined the thread

u mad bro

cunt dont make me copy paste the navy seal pasta

WAS A PRETTY SHIT THREAD TO BEGIN WITH

oh shit now I am scare

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Listen up, boi:
>on skin: smoothes and revitalites it due to proteins and stem cell effect
>when swallowed: has vitamins, minerals, and is a low-carb protein bomb
>when vaginally injected: releases tons of serotonine - the happiness-hormone - and causes a rush of calmness and happiness, can be compared to weed
Not many women admit it but my last gf was even honest about it:
EVEN when worried about getting pregnant - she still had that rush.
And she explained to me that it's not the pumping sensation that gets it going, it sets in after about 5 minutes.

When a girl loves you - she wants you to cum inside. Even if pregnancy is a risk.
Because that means she's ready to be the mother of your children.

What greater proof of love is there than that?

Swallowing my load is just a kinky detail in sex.

>Including anything nasty and gross

Would you eat your girls shit and bath in her piss? Lick her used crusty tampons or snort her nasal mucus?

People have different preferences. My girl swallows my cum, other girls don't like that. Deal with it, nigger.

This

So if she doesnt go on the pill for you shes a stupid bitch thrice fold

Lot of whores can swallow just for being a whore. I'm talking about cunts who don't swallow and pretend they are in love. They are not. They are lying and pathetic.

I love the warm of the mouth!

Thread is literally about females.

I agree cumming inside without protection is even more important for showcase of love, but I was talking about bitches who refuse to swallow and pretend they are in love with you.

Or she just doesn't want to deal with the side effects, pills have on some girls. Why are you making it so black and white you dense retard?

yeah take the pill fuck up your hormone balance
t. mr shekelstein

What if the guy sexually identifies as a female?

Ok well you're actually the retard here if you fucking knew anything about having sex in a condom or pulling out compared to creampieing.

kys you autsitic stupid cunt

Then he is mentally ill and all his preferences should be treated like that.

Lol you believe in pulling out, kys right now

Not true. Dated an ex military chick (single mother) who swallowed every load like a champ. Got me off faster than I have ever even gotten myself off.

We broke up over religious differences.

Yeah, let that sink in.

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

holy shit no you fucking retard I said that sex as a male goes from about 3-5 using contraceptive methods such as pull out or condom compared to 95-97% better using her on the pill

also fuck getting ur shit snipped ud have to be a mind controlled retarded fucking slave to risk that shit, same to to be fucking anything infertile

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

It depends on what you're into. I don't like oral or anal. Blast that shit right in the fisheye. It grosses me out too when it's in her mouth.

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No problem.

When she was swallowing, she was in love with you and the religion thing wasn't crucial enough to break the love. That came later as you both fucked it up.

True love erases anything gross into a full-go. Otherwise it is not true love. That's how it works on fundamental level. We're not talking here about a casual fucking, oral or anal.

This is clearly a thread for straight men, talking about what we do. Go fuck off to whatever it is you do.

You must be one of the teenagers getting out of school in South Florida for the next few days.

Just because she swallows, doesn't mean she loves you.

Please reference porn. Those women are paid actresses that swallow guys they just met before walking on scene.

We don't like it. Ape-like fucking vaginal is what it's about. We've discussed what we like together. Exploring that shit is for later when you're bored or maybe crazy. It's just not about that.

What if the girl snowballs it with another guy, then the guy snowballs it back to the girl and she swallows? Is that straight or gay? Do they both love you?

Congratulations. You're an idiot

You're just extremely gay.

But there's a girl involved so it's at least bisexual sex.

You just owned yourself, confused user. That's exactly why they swallow; because they are getting paid.

In RL relationship, the swallow is a test of love as I explained many times this thread before.

You just don't love each other enough then, I'm sorry.

When you are truly in love with someone on the most fundamental level, you want to eat the other person completely. Swallow everything. Embrace anything.

Because you love every single detail about the other human, including the most gross things imaginable.

GOOD Q

No, you're just still extremely gay. Like, riding on a unicorn with Freddy Mercury fucking you in the ass gay.

You claim I am gay yet you just came up with that scenario. Perhaps you have latent homosexual inclinations!

Then he's a bro?

I'll settle for cuddling and the occasional spooning, but thanks for the ideas.

Maybe, whatever.

Ok, pumping your load inside a woman is good for both of you.

First of all, every dude like leaving his mark inside a woman. Knowing your swimmers are all over the inside of her belly is a nice thought. Secondly, women like it too - when they walk to the bathroom afterward, and you're dripping down their leg, they feel like they're so sexy they make you cum buckets. We're all wired like this.

Swallowing cum is another thing that is required of any woman I'm with. Women need to understand the "3 Hole Rule". If we're together, your 3 holes are mine. I will deposit my seed in whichever hole I desire, when I desire it. That is just the rule. Women actually like a man to be assertive, and to feel like she is your possession. So many young faggots have yet to figure this out.

I'm more creative than she is. Don't judge me you pricks. The dick knows more than the mind.

Let me guess, a mormon male and a muslim gal?

For fucks sake dude it's like you're on a campaign of semen swallowing.

God speed good sir.

All females are wired to be under the reign of males. That's how nature works for all species on Earth.

The modern day SJW and Liberals (which I actually am) are trying the rewrite this into a modern civilization equality thing.

That's why don't have rape while animal kingdom has it all over the place and relationships don't ever exist (the more powerful male wins, kills the other, breeds the female, no punishment etc.)

It's interesting to see how this will go, because we're denying the very nature of reproduction process on this planet. We're all wired to one thing and one thing only; to fuck and make babies. Nothing else matters.

I'm not grossed out when I'm done eating my woman out and I have a face coated with pussy juice, so why should she be grossed out by a tablespoon of cum. Women need to swallow, whether they are in love or not. The more you faggots accept women NOT swallowing, you are making it harder for the rest of us who have to train them later in life.

Do Your Job, by making them do theirs.

I just hope my message spreads far and wide. Call me the Johnny Appleseed of Ejaculation.

Have you even ever been with a woman?

You're both SJW and not SJW while not being neutral either. I've never seen anything like this, it's quite amazing.

You are correct. I can't tell you how many young bros I have tried to get to understand this one basic fact. No matter what a woman says, ultimately, she is a woman first. That means, she wants a man to rule over her - and not in a bad way like some pathetic wife-beater - but in the way that he is the boss, that she defers to him - especially in the bedroom.

A smart man will understand this, but treat his woman in a way that makes her feel she has choices and leeway, like she is the mistress of her own fate, but will keep a leash on her which he can pull back on if she strays too far.

I know this sounds cro-magnon, but it's really not - it's how men and women work best together. Once I embraced this philosophy, my life got better by orders of magnitude.

Yes, sir. It's just something I think about both in and out of a relationship.

:P

It's the greatest philosophy of them all. A cloaked dominion of men. It turns on both men and women and it is how the nature works in its very core.

I also forgot to mention an important component, for any youngfags that are actually reading this shit. Women are like Children. While in a relationship with them, you need to stroke their ego's, tell them they are beautiful often, do nice little things that make them feel pretty, buy them little trinkets on occasion. This cements their view of you as the provider, both emotionally and materially. Don't forget that part.

It's actually almost funny how easy everything becomes once you know what's up.

We as species are really good creating noise and nonsense about ourselves while the truth is so simple right from the primordial times.

That is very true. Some things never change. kek

such a qt photo. glasses too big, jumper too big. mewy

>the more powerful male wins, kills the other, breeds the female, no punishment
I'd love to meet you when human civilization goes to shit. I'd kill you and your loved ones just to prove I am the more powerful male because I am a winner and you are a loser. Fucken retard doesn't have any self-discipline to control primitive urges.

I've never loved anyone I've swallowed the cum of.

Checkmate atheists.

You have proof to back your 'protip', right?

This doesn't have to do with women wanting to be servants, though:

They have a more precise understanding of manhood than we do - an intuitive one.

They know that wifebeaters are insecure and dangerous.

A woman wants to feel safe and appreciated.

How do you make her feel safe? Show her you're the boss of your life. Not HER boss, your own boss.

Once a woman sees you as a leader, a man of responsibility, pride and wisdom, she knows when she's with you, she's in good hands.

You don't need to push down women, or control them - just be their "daddy": make them feel safe, make them feel happy, and dick them down good.

She looks for things that satisy her needs, and regarding a man, she has three needs:
Need for affection
Need for sex
Need to feel secure

If you can cover these three, you won a woman's heart.

And yes, sometimes telling her to do what you tell her to do is part of it.

Didn't you feel secure as a child when your mother/father said "Don't worry, it'll be alright. Just listen to me and I'll take care of the rest", when you knew somebody who has a grip of the situation takes care of it?
That's the kinda spirit.


Just read Freud regarding sexuality, he got it pretty well.

>A woman truly loves you only when she swallows your cum.

No.
A woman truly loves you only when she ASKS you to nut in her.

If that were true, far, far, too many women love me

So I met a girl on V-day for the first time, she sucked my cock and swallowed, does this mean she loves me? :OoooOoOoo

sounds like a mad keeper, my vday was spent being fucking shot in the head and playing league of legends with oces finest autists

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Don't care about anything in this thread except that girl, keep posting that girl.

Ye, i'd like to hook up with her again, she was incredibly cozy, I love foreplay so we just laid there and touched eachother whilst making out for like an hour lel

damn use to do that all the time, miss those days, maybe again one day

Here you go!

Earth angel... Earth angel

Been with my wife 9 years. Truly the love of my life and me hers. She doesn't swallow because it makes her sick. She literally gets stomach cramps and vomits. Not just me, every guy she's been with. So...where's your "protip: you can't" now you fag?

You should! I prefer foreplay to sex if i'm completely honest, it's just so intimate and feels so fucking nice

to be honest i just love getting high with only her as company and playing video games, this is my ideal life, ive had enough sex for whatever

She is!

Medical issues don't count, genius. Healthy female will swallow semen without any problems.

that sounds fucking nice tbh, I really wanna take some MDMA with this chick but I don't know her stance on drugs :(

Never had a chick not swallow my cum until I actually got with someone hot enough to not need to blow dudes, married the shit out of her. Life's pretty grand.

My girl calls a kitty cream. And Op is 100% correct for once.

Op give us a name

FeelsGoodMan.

Katya Lischina

Of course she's Russian

the mong admixtures pretty fierce too
see

Half Japanese/Russian

ah

Katya isn't for lewd threads faggot

fake news

True

You just need to aim carefully for the mouth!

You wish, sweetheart.

Dubs confirm.

Agree. And I think there's something repressed about chicks who won't swallow. It's not fully embracing nature and all the juicy wonderfulness sex can hold. OK slightly poetic, but how else do you describe it?

Whores swallow.
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>Just because she swallows, doesn't mean she loves you.
He wasn't saying that, ffs learn to read meaning.

yet another 12yo edgy virgin faggot who happened to watch too many porn vids

she's not any part asian jackass

That's some meme material right there with this jpg, keked hard.

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