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In this thread

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*glass window slides open*
>user, a few things need clarification on your form
ok
>Your age is 35?
yes
>your emergency contact is your mom?
correct
>what is her address?
It's the same as mine
>oh...
*window slides shut*

*sniff*

*cough cough*

*plays Gucci Gang loudly on cellphone speakers*

Doses off

hey would you mind turning that down please? thank you.

>gets small cone of water you can't put down

*phone rings and owner rushes outside*

...

"What was that about?"

//scrolling through phone to avoid eye contact and/or human interaction//

*sneeze loudly in your face*
sorry for that

none of your bussiness you fucking bitch nigger

Black kid screaming and mother not doing anything about it.

*looking over at other user, he doesn’t notice that I’m diamonds.

*coughs uncontrollably without covering mouth*

So what are you waiting for user, I’m waiting for portal 3

youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

Hey, owner of the 87' Chevy, scooch over so i can park.

*looking at annons bulge*
I can't belive he's hard rn.

Should I be hard also?

>gets out phone to pass time
>start this thread

...

"i lunge over the room as soon as i notice and violently and brutally penetrate his face in the midst of all the other patients waiting. blood drips down his face as he bites down on my juicy fat cock"

*holds in fart so my bowels make a growling noice*

Watching the restroom door. Is the room occupied? I don't want to freak out someone who is taking a shit. How much do I need go? I can hold it in a while longer. What did I eat? I hope it does stink of garlic. I think that guy is thinking the same.

> Be in this thread while waiting at bank.
> guy looks over my shoulder, sees massive cock.
> guy moves to the other side of the room saying to not look at me

*taps on glass window*
*glass window slides open*
hey, can I get the key to the bathroom?
*reaches under desk, hands user a key attached to ridiculously large piece of plastic with "Mens" written on it.
>You know where it is? Down the hallway, 3rd door on the left.
Got it, thanks.

*laughs uncontrollably while posting bananas in a ylyl thread and trying to keep quiet*

*gets uncomfortable close to user and whispers* " i can make that happen "

so uhh... are traps gay?

>circles everything on the Highlights I-Spy pages
>scribbles on the coloring pages
>draws dicks on the rest
>tears out the subscription card

get out of my head demon.

Want to go around back?

"Sooo anyone gonna watch the new black panther movie?"

yes swiftly after i czech your trips

...

"I don't like niggers"
Someone screams form the other side of the room

>phone rings
>answers it
>puts it on speaker
>"SUP BRAH? NO I CAN TALK, ITS COOL."

...

haha, black people right?
i'm vegan btw

*kang sitting next to me stands up*
"Ayo who wuz da wite boi who said dat? Break yo self fool"

*keks softly*

*gets quads*

*points and laughs*

*tapping foot impatiently*

Gets a 5

*scratches asshole and smells fingers*

*walks in rushed thinking I'm late*
*Everyone turns to look at me because I entered in a disruptive fashion*

who wants some?

*picks up a Good Housekeeping on the table*

*pffftttt..... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*deep sniff*
ahh yeaaah

...

*Smacks gum*
*smacking louder*
*pauses briefly, mouth agate*
*continues*

>A country road. A tree.


>Evening.
>Estragon, sitting on a low mound, is trying to take off his boot. He pulls at it with both hands, panting.
>He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again.
>As before.
>Enter Vladimir.

>ESTRAGON: (giving up again). Nothing to be done.
>VLADIMIR: (advancing with short, stiff strides, legs wide apart). I'm beginning to come round to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. (He broods, musing on the struggle. Turning to Estragon.) So there you are again.
>ESTRAGON: Am I?
>VLADIMIR: I'm glad to see you back. I thought you were gone forever.
>ESTRAGON: Me too.
>VLADIMIR: Together again at last! We'll have to celebrate this. But how? (He reflects.) Get up till I embrace you.
>ESTRAGON: (irritably). Not now, not now.

...

>awkward silence
>BorderlineDiarrhea.mp3
>everybody looks at me
>awkward silence continues

Push slidy doors,softly and noiseless,aproaches to the chair and slowly sit,cracking fingers...

Opens fire on the fucking waiting room
>You all better run from your lifes, odds get hit

*tries to snort cocaine hiding from others*

Can you fucking put your headphones in or watch Netflix some other time?

I need to hear when I'm called to see if the test came back positive.

*tries to fart silently*

Shit pants,screaming in agony while violentli jerking of,spining on the floor

...

>shooting up an empty waiting room
wat

*shout REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and leave the room while other anons can hear me reeing in distance*

(whispering) hey guys am i late?

I'm elliot rodgers motherfucker

>leans over
>"the fucks wrong with that guy?"

*take a magazine and pretend to read*

Stll jerking off whil on floor screaming ''no,you just come in right time for tee party!"

*pretend to do something on my phone while i look at random images i have gathered here for hours*

*search for girls to look at their feet*

>I guess I have time for another cucked white boi b8 thread

faggot

Stand up and sneak next to yo,and then grab your phone like an animal,start runing to toilet,,,

Start screaming and faping holding tha toilet doors,,

>points
>whispers to user next to me
>"niggers really can't read, can they? I don't think he realizes he's holding it upside down"

Open the door and Walk inside the watingroom with my ak48 full of bullets

*loudly chewing my gum*

*stand up and start screaming I WANT FEMANONS FEET PICS *

The way you word it, I just imagine you crawling under all the chairs like a child

picture your kids dead

"FUK! GET TO DAG CHOPA! MEEOW!" retarded screams coming grom toilet,puts head in shiter

*stand up and say I'M JOHNNY NEPTUNE*

Starts choking in my piss,,,

Stand in front of you and screeam to you, "its jimmy neutrinos you retarded!!!"

*Screams from the background* WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

MEEEOWVHD!?

*leans over to user by my side "my penis is really small" *

*taps legs*

*browses through saved cat pics on phone*

Pulls my body with hands while siting half naked "can I see it,please?"

...

*proceeds to blow bubbles fast and pop them as loud as possible*

...

...

*cough*

Comes realy uncomformable close "hey,man,got any coins?"

DAMN....

Preach...