How can other players in the world even compete??

How??

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We aren't faggots that shave our legs

He's muscled as fuck, but his legs still looking weird and thin. Why?

because he's thin.

he's this crazy new thing called 'not being a fat fuck'

>roidnaldo

The word both you guys are looking for, is 'lean'.

But for real, how much does he charge for his shoes?

Are they worth $500 like Lonzo's?

he's like 5-6% bodyfat, hence the veins

200% natty

that, right

Isn't he lowkey gay though?

Does tssuuu get brazillian waxes or is he naturally hairless?

sounds like devil magic to me, I tell you what

>how can the rest of the worlds athletes even compete?

HOW

how else would he fit in those skinny jeans?

He has been cutting mass the last few months notice how his face look more bonny now than before), probably to make himself faster, and also in this way his already aging knees will have to support less weight.

This.

How do you make you look your face bone-y? Lose bodyfat%?

that + smoking + sucking cheeks in
tried and true /fa/ bonemaxxing method

Yep, although if you were fucked genetically not even loosing a lot of fat will make your face look more skinny.

the only way smoking would help is by kiling apetite. Smoking will do far more harm than good from a facial aesthetic perspective

Holy fuck did they trade drogba for ronaldino to le Montréal Impact ? wtf I love soccer now

Why doesn't he get some clothes that fit him properly?

>lowkey

>low bodyfat causes hyper vascularity
lmao these are clear signs of roid use

By being Big Ballers®.

athletes have too as they get constant massages

*walks towards the duodecima*

weird angle, his legs dont look symmetrical.

but ronaldo also shaves his arms and any other hair on his body

Auschwitz+GOMAD

what are the chances he dopes?