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I want to know the extent of just how fucking weird *you* are. Not Sup Forums as a whole, but as the individual user.

As far as you go, what's the weirdest thing about you?

Make me feel normal.

The weirdest thing about me is my misophonia. certain sounds give me panic attacks. If you chew disgustingly, I pretty much hate you and every fiber of your being.

I could see that being a pretty decent pain in the ass. Guess i could relate on a minor level. Certain sounds do piss me the fuck off.

i have the same problem!

but instead of panic , i go into rage mode

I talk to the wind, not like just talking to myself out loud, I speak to the wind as if it is another being, and it speaks back, it has my whole life since I was six, I know it’s some kind of mental illness but it’s never gotten any worse and never caused me to have a lapse in judgement, never has it told me to do anything bad and even if it did I’ve never been compelled by it. But it’s there always he’s there for me to talk too, I’m not a lonely person I’m married, soon we might have a baby, but I make time to talk to the wind still, as much as I know he isn’t real he’s been there for me my entire life

like full on fucking hulk

its hard

my stomach sounds every time I smoke grass and everyone laughs at me, I have schizophrenia, everyone thinks I'm fart but I have a fetish with lolis, I'm a virgin, they all say I'm weird, demons and ghosts want to kill me, etc.

Another weird thing about me, I like watching women slaughter things, not like animals really, but I mean gracefully, in battle like in books when you have say an elf girl or something and she kills a thousand men by herself I find it extremely hot

Ive had nightmares about this photo for the better part of 3 years now.

I married a girl with a chronic disability and people always look at me differently when they find out.

I dont think its anything to worry about, probably just yer brain fabricating something helpful. Human brains are a brutal thing. Talk to the wind bro.

My real name is Jon Snow (jonathan). I get told I know nothing a lot.

Also I can’t smell. The nerves in my nose just don’t report information to my brain, they never have as long as I’ve been alive I’ve never smelled

Well that just sucks.

I like the song "Take on me"

I keep giant centipedes as pets, not really weird about me, but it freaks a lot of people out when they eat mice and blood gets everywhere. I'n not really scared of them and have a few that are tame enough to handle.

I've never called my mom "mom". Just the thought of saying it would be so awkward because I've left it for so long it would be weird if I started now.

And yes, I have aspergers.

I’ve never really worried about it, my wife knows some close friends know, and they all seem to agree that while it’s not normal whatever floats my boat is fine

He takes on different personalities depending on the location, if I am at the ocean he is very polite, like weirdly polite
If I am in a forest he is kinda weird idk how to describe it he’s super wistful and doesn’t describe things well

If I am in a storm he’s loud or in a plane, he’s screaming normally from joy but sometimes from anger sometimes I cannot hear other things when he’s like that

No kidding, I can’t taste well because of that either because the taste nerves are super connected to smell

"eat yer meat boy then I'm gunna give it to u san fancisco style"

I may or may not practice witchcraft.

My sexual preferences are more fucked up than those of most here, but I lead an extremely normal life.

i would like to see a global breakdown happen since im not a terrorist never have i liked terror i just like the thought of people being whiped out rofl

Well I may or may not too. Everybody on earth may or may not practice witchcraft.

i have never eaten/seen (irl)/touched an orange in my entire life. i don't dislike them, it's just that my parents never bought them and i never saw them while buying groceries

You're a very annoying person to be around. Also, nobody gives a fuck if you hate someone.

*whispers* buy lemons

When grocery shopping I like to put random things in people's shopping carts when they're not looking and enjoy watching them react.

I'm pretty normal except I'm an introvert and have some mental issue that causes me to have a mental breakdown every 6 months that eventually costs me everything I've worked for. Lost 6 jobs so far because I can't cope with it. Probably going to start antidepressants soon

You have to elaborate you fucking faggot

Same here. Except with me it's about every year.

I'm not concerned with people caring that I hate them. You bring up a moot point to form a narrative that doesn't exist. That's pretty annoying.

Nothing in this thread will beat this, fuck.

I tend to pŕefer animals to the human genre.
Not in a sexual way. Just that I m unable to trust any human, and barely never feel sympathy for one s problems. I fight hard not to cry when an animal dies in a movie. But seeing dead human beings doesn t bother me that much.

Also I own several snakes.

I love girls' feet in pantyhose.

I hate feet, but goddamn do I love pantyhose.

Wind: "Stop smoking cigarettes."
You: "Kay." Light up a cigar.

Something about me attracts random weirdos, bums and old people into starting conversations with me. Even when I'm in a group of friends, I'm the one they talk to first.

I have 3 extra fingers, two extra right ring fingers and an extra little finger on the left. All three of them are pretty normal-looking fingers but they don't move all that well. Needless to say I get lots of weird looks. Hence why I wear mittens instead of gloves.

*wind extinguishes the flame*

I often randomly think of something dark and funny at a horrible time and start autistically and creepily smiling. When it's a really horrible time (Holocaust documentary or funerals) I bite my cheeks really hard until they start bleeding. I also talk to myself a lot

What's it like for you? For me it's like something happens that catches me off guard even though I try hard to do everything right and then I get sad because I feel like a fuck up then irritated because it's not fair then I end up laying in bed for about a week. I wish I could just not give a fuck like other people

>not concerned
>dwelling in hate with no plan of action
>being this counter-productive

Pics

Ok but it's like a laundry list of kinks
>men
>women
>children
>cartoons
>furries
>real animals
>incest
>exhibitionism
>scat
>watersports

Are you a woman age 23-27 and can I date you?

I scream out names of philosophers when I cum

I do what I want with my free time biotch

Pheromones.

I like going for walks in the night,when the city is empty and talk to myself

Actually funnily enough I didn’t used to smoke, the wind told me that it would be a good experience to have to smoke weed and I enjoyed it, moved from there to tobacco later but I only smoke cigars

You didn't list vore or ntr, you're just a normie by /b new faggotry standard.

>children
Goodbye.

>having no substantial reason for hating someone
>just blames it on misophonia

wait like what

I've been on Sup Forums since about 2006. I didn't actually post or reply to anything for about a year. I kinda just soaked it in, got an idea what people were talking about, how they talked, etc. I do have to say I have been effected by it, and it's changed me. In person I have to constantly catch myself from saying something that I would normally just say here without a second thought. For example, a woman at work 2 weeks ago was saying that her daughter was excluded from some game at a birthday party by other kids and it was the worst thing that ever happened to the kid. I started saying 'Well, you don't know that, maybe she.." and I caught myself because I was about to finish saying "..is being fucked by her dad." and I had to think really quick and say "she was excluded from things at school too."

The exposure to odd porn has definitely done me in a bit. I've found the constant exposure really does make you demand more extreme stuff. I couldn't jerk off to a playboy picture these days. I've jerked off to pics of dead girls, rape videos, nude retard girls, the entire gamut of awfulness. I catch myself laughing reading about people dying, or pregnant 10 year olds. I can look at beheadings - savage shit and barely flinch. I was eating at my desk when the cartel video where they beheaded the dad and flayed the kid alive and I realized just 10 years ago it would have made me sick. Now the only thing that gets to me is shit eating like 2 girls 1 cup or worse. I don't think I'll ever be able to get desensitized to that.

So don't feel bad. This place changes you. Not in a 2edgy4me type of way, just in a "you see a lot of fucked up shit" kinda way.

Also thanks to this place lately, I changed a lot of my attitudes towards gay people/LGBTQ types. I used to really be for them. Now because of their constant faggotry on here, I'm starting to sympathize with hitlers vision of degenerates.

Actually it's a Moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter!

One of my big females, around 20 cm just hatched a clutch of babies. About 100 judging from the size of the ball of them. At this stage she guards them until they get big enough to move on their own, but for now they are just a big ball of writhing white bodies and hundreds of little legs twitching in their sleep...

good night

Gemma Arterton had 2 extra fingers, which she got removed.

The sound styrofoam makes when you're handling it or rubbing it together sends chills all over my body and makes me shiver.

>I'm a therian

>I can only really get off around uniforms

>I don't trust anybody

At least you'll never be alone (I guess). Does your wife knows ?

You fucker.

Im not weird, just severely depressed. I try to cheer up by giving love and joy to others, only to get nothing in return

Wuts hr sonic dabilty ?

Scolopendra are weird as fuck son. They're the only invert I won't deal with. Anything else is fair game. Which species do you keep? I've kept morsitans, hardwickei and hispaniola

In work someone told me it was stressful to work with me coz I'm messed up , I said I'm normal and everyone in the room started laughing, one fella said the strangest thing about me was the fact that I think I'm normal when I should be going to see a Dr for help , I've asked people I know why they think I'm not normal and they just say you just not mate . But what's normal anyway ,

Vore can be kinda hot but it's pretty boring, kinda like feet.

i dont eat eggs. I had like maybe 2 my entire life and I'm 35. Everyone gives me shit for it and I basically cant go out for breakfast anywhere.

oh you took that as actual hate hate. okay

The problem is when you expect to get something in return. Once you stop doing that you will have nothing to lose by spreading love and joy.

Ataxic cerebral palsy.

>hate hate

Okay

Thanks user, I'll give it a try

okay

take a one week vacancy (or two) and you'll be as good as new.
Except for the constant political propaganda. Normies are way much exposed than us.
Fuck LGBTQ. I don't care if people of the same sex fuck each other but fuck that stupid movement.

Plato, Descartes! Kant, Russell, Hegel! Nietzsche, Heidegger, Marcuse!

I legit can't sleep without constant artificial conversation around me. I am probably at the height of paranoia that is just slightly above tin foil. I have to physically lock everything and check every lock in my house before I try to sleep or I have mini panic attacks and I still even after checking then get the feeling of checking them again. I'm also a closet fag (I love traps), but the thought of actual sexual intercourse with a man sickens me. I have no social skills, I also seem to be super insensitive and lack empathy. I also have no long-term memory and can't actually remember anything about my past, everything is just a recitement of someone else's story about a past event. I have an Aracnoid Cist on the left side of my brain too.

i cant stand my friends anymore
they all seem like inbread cucks trying to steal my weed. everytime i go and do something they always ask me do you have weed etc all these kids cant get plants of their own so im the one feeding these fckin kids weed well im going to lace the next bud i let them smoke maybe a little crack cocain will do the job

I do it until the pleasure ends.

Cheers user. When someone does respond with the same emotion to you, it will be that much better.

Trannies are dragging down the LGB movement. It doesn't even have anything to do with sexuality, it doesn't belong in the acronym.

>Ataxic cerebral palsy.

I want to talk to the wind.

>caring this much about life that you actually form OCD about the locks on your fucking house because you believe you're level of importance is to the point that someone is going to try and get you

He's right. The only danger is to realize that everybody's else is craving for whatever they can get from you. Then they just forget you.
Hope you'll be badass enough to keep up.

user is right. Expect nothing, which is extremely difficult, and get everything. Expect and get nothing.

I am as tin foil as you can possibly get. No one famous or in power is a good person or even a person at all, in some cases.

im so good looking that sluts masturbate with the tremor they get from seeing me

now thats the opposite huh?

I relate to this but when someone is scraping a shovel on ragged concrete on a job site, man makes me wanna best the fuck out of them every time, then I look and see it’s just a retard and let it go

This is true. The real badasses in life are the ones who continue to spread love and joy to others despite all the hatred around us.

It's far easier to hate someone's guts than to love them. Far fucking easier.

Yeah my wife and people Im close too, and some people online like here

In some ways it’s nice once when I was young it yelled at me before I crossed the road that there was a car coming, I narrowly escaped being destroyed by a big truck barreling through our neighborhood

Here’s how a typical conversation with the wind goes in my home town (for geographical reference I live in NC)

>me walking home or riding in car with window down
>”Why are you going home?”
>me: “i wanted to play some csgo with rian, you remember Rian right? We were in the car with him the other day”
>”the black haired one i remember”
>me: should I say hi for you?
>”of course, you are my speaker, show me to any you encounter”
>me: we’ve talked about this though bro, I can’t talk to everyone about you, it wouldn’t make sense to any of them in this day and age, but I’ll mention to rian you said hi.”
>”back when I had other speakers they were treated better, higher than royalty, you should be ashamed.”
>me: times change dude Im doing okay trying to get done with college and stuff, I know you’re like really old but chill and give me some room to work I’m only twenty.
>”okay but it still angers me”
>me: well that’s cool but don’t lash out about it, I have a hard time focusing on what other people are saying when you howl in my ear asshole
>”I AM THE WIND, I CANNOT BE SILENC-..”
>user closed the window

what are you getting at?

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What did you call her/refer to her as a child?

I had a somewhat of a god complex before. Obsessed with physical power and obsessed eith becoming the most dominant human in existance. I was probably the most obsessed human to have ever lived when it cam to training.

Long story short, something in particular fucked up my head and made me suicidal for 6 years and counting. I was beyond concieted but now I am beyond humiliated.


Life is a bitch for being based on basically 99% luck (aka genes and resources rather than will power).

Depends. Can women have a penis?

>wanting to become the most dominant human in existence
>loses to his own mind

Hardwickei? nice mate

I have some dehaani and their plings, couple of polymorpha, a very friendly but expensive hainanum

I don't understand?