He smacks your girl's ass

>He smacks your girl's ass

Wat do?

Ask him to slap mine as well, why is he discriminating?

Wait for him to die of alcoholism.

Smack his cock

repeatedly punch him in the dick with the inside of my anus

I smack his girlfriend's girlfriend.

He'd rip you to shreds

Remind him he posed for a gay magazine

womens magazines are gay?
ah I forgot we're on Sup Forums where cold is hot

Who gives a shit ?
That means he's even more of a bro that he already was.
My guy even got some for his gay fans,no discrimination.

Most playgirl subscribers are men, Peter regretted doing it when he found out

back in your coffin, pete

Suck his dick

Pretend to leave, then pee on, and throw rocks at him from the top of a building or tree.

hope for him to di-

Beat him up

Oh hi mark

"Come on Peter, you can do better."

Wait, no, I'd actually be like "haha, you claimed her, she's your problem now faggot!"

Top kek

he was a bodybuilder, not a fucking fighter you idiots, know the difference

Get cucked

>hey those are some cool tats, can you show them to me?

punch my gf in the face out of jealousy

Ask him how you slapped nothing

It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nahhht.

Underrated

Yeah I thought he was an equal opportunity destroyer

oh god

i did not hit her, i did not, i did not

...

Looks like the one girl from Twin Peaks (face wise obviously).