I've never seen this spoken about here

I've never seen this spoken about here

Where do you think the best seat(s) are?

and why

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I'd probably go E8 in that theatre. It's oddly proportioned I must say.

Why? It's central, not too close, not too far back.

Back wall, centré. No chat from behind. Although the films I see in my local kinotheque are so patrician that I'm usually ALL BY MYSEEE-EEE-EEELF

What sort of shitbag theatre is this they don't have a ballpit at the front?

Like DD15

I feel like im VR... am i alone?

Where's the falconry and the theater shower?

AA15

>mfw Americans have to fight for the best seats when they get there instead of reserving in advance like civilized humans

objectively wrong, all the faggot kids sit at the back of the cinema just like they sit in the back of the bus

Not in my experience, its too far and high from the doors to walk to for the lazy youths, too many steps, they tend to favor the front rows.

gg13 or ff14, depending on where the "drop" for the bottom walkway is

If you pay $15+ to go see some garbage capeshit in a movie theater and you aren't sitting in the top half of the seats at least 5 seats in from the aisles you are a cuck and should kys yourself

obviously the ones at the back so that you can look up shit on your phone and not bother people

This lmao.

I live in buttfuck Croatia and still I don't even have to think "what is the best seat available" because the system already has the algorhythm of recommending the next best available seat in the theater to reserve.
And all that can be done in one click on my home computer.

Quite comfy.

we have this for all kinds of seated events except movie theaters.

movie theaters are a first come first serve kind of deal

I agree.

end your life pls

I agree, that is why I sit in the back and middle. The youths really are cuckolds that should kill themselves themselves.

is this real....

Wait. There are actually humans that DON'T reserve?

Anyway anywhere in the middle-arranged seats of D-B is god-tier. Perfect balance between closer to the screen and not having to crank up your neck like a baby bird for the whole movie

A7 obviously

I...I can't tell if this is actually a joke, if it isn't what's the point?

J11 is my kinda stuff

This board agreeing on one thing is quite surprising

DD 13/14 tbqh. You always want to go full middle, but the drawback is having to wait for everyone on either side to leave before you can.

>mfw its an american movie you are watching

is it as bad for your neck as they say?

C or D 10

It's Rooney and Kate's private cinema.

>that one friend who thinks 8:00 showtime means be parking at 8:00

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So when you go to watch your highly anticipated kino in the theaters you have to actually come early and wait in line for your tickets?

I just reserve them a few days earlier and I casually walk in the theater 5-10 mins after to avoid the ads and sit right at my spot.

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What do you guys love to eat while you watch your kino?

I always make sure to grab the family size cajun bucket with extra butter dip on the side.
Nothing better than dipping sweet crab legs in butter while experiencing true kino.

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Frenchfags are too dumb to know how to reserve cinema seats as well.

F17 so you can place your falcon right beside you instead of the cages on the entrance, I never saw anyone ever cleaning those old ass cages

>American movie
>Produced by Jews
>creative liberty oppressed by chinese money

oh my

>I...I

BACK

THE FUCK

TO REDDIT

Where would you have the best chances of surviving a cinema shooting? Isn't this a legitimate concern these days

thankfully plebs go for the cenre seats and leave the backrow seats for us patricians

A, B, or GG lines middles

for A and B noone is before you, can stretch your legs, easily accesable/leaveable (this is the only pro for GG)

>private cinema
basically just a room with a big canvas and projector and seats

>not going to the cinema with bulletproof vest on

It's like you don't even want to enjoy the movie

you should be parked up and ready for showertime at least ten minutes in advance.

Somewhere in there. And of course, if there aren't many people in the theatre you move up to the "premium" seats which are never worth paying for.

>no aviary
So are your falcons just flying around during the movie? Must be distracting.

I have a cheap downtown cinema, a $2 one 5 miles away, a normal one also 5 miles away, and 2 like 8 miles away. Not to mention there's multiple rooms so your eurotrash shit doesn't apply. Reserving your seat is due to only having limited rooms and/or only a few cinemas in your area (IMO).

Whenever I'm not in Imax i go for the ones in the center closest to the screen, a poor man's imax experience.

What kind of shitty theater is this ?
I can barely stand the ppl with 1/4 of this size, imagine all the douchebags that gonna ruin your movie.
Best spot is TOP/MIDDLE period, has best elevation and there are only douches to your front.

It's not possible to tell from the seat chart what the best spots are. You need a location that lets you get as close as possible while still keeping the entire screen in view. The true cinemaphile scouts out the specific screen in question to map out these spots. If you ask an usher to escort you in and out you don't even have to burn a ticket usually.

I'm an American and every theater I have gone to for the past 3 years has reservations available. Are you retarded?

Last 3 rows, in the middle if you can. That way you can see the whole screen without missing shit in your peripheral vision. Though I saw Transformers 2 in the front row cause me and my friends were late and I liked Megan Fox's bouncing titties all giant and in my face.

Dude just stop being a little bitch and clean the shit yourself. I bet you own a dishwasher too, lazy SOB.

>Reserving your seat is due to only having limited rooms and/or only a few cinemas in your area (IMO)

I live in the fucking Balkans and I have atleast 4 Cinestar theaters nearby, without even counting the private ones.
All of them have multiple rooms (normal, goldclass, extreme, 4dx) and one of them is an IMAX.
In the rest of europe I suspect the situation can only be even better.

And I can reserve my ticket from my home wherever and whenever I would like to enjoy my kino.

Check your fucking facts before you post, pathetic americuck.

I don't work at the theater why would i clean other ppl's shit ?
I do my dishes manually.

What's wrong with owning a dishwasher?
It's faster, economical and more efficient.

It's like saying that you should clean your clothes with a rock by the river instead of the washing machine.

Doesn't that Kinohouse have double benches with no middle armrest for Chad and Stacy?

Most likely not, Curzon Mayfair doesn't show too many hollywood flicks

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>for A and B noone is before you
This user knows what's up. I'm 6'4" and I love when a theater has this empty lane in front of a row.

GG13

DON'T BE A.......MARTIN MASTURBATOR

>Where do you think the best seat(s) are?
In smaller, comfier cinema.

Never been to a movie theater.

wait, when you go to a movie in america you just get in and seat where ever you want?

wtf

Usually, DD14-15. For scifi or action movie, AA-14-15.

what the fuck is this

Seats 9 and 10, row J

Center/center if possible, around D. Otherwise center but towards the rear.

I was looking for it for a good 30 seconds. Lol.

>Wasn't a cool kid that sat at the back of the bus.

Which seat should i get if i'm taking a girl with me?

When should i kiss her?

Sweet sweet crab legs yummy

That's actually crawfish

A 7 or A9 would be my pick, but not unless there's some humane falcon cages.