Don't be a faggot

Don't be a faggot.

sound advice

I have a dildo 8 inches in. How can I not be? ~

So, nobody wants close ups of the toys? I don't exhib myself.

Obligatory

Too late.
Oh? How’s that. It’s not like i’m askin’ for something ;)
Agreed~...and cool thank you.
It feels amazing :3

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*burp* MARTY, *burp* WE GOTTA FUGG, MARTY!

Fat people having sex is disgusting.

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More sona goodness. Sqoon just finished this last night.

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:3

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Ah, OK. I was just looking at the blunt end and thought maybe it was a new kind of dildo I hadn't seen before. :)

I've tried a (non-BD) fleshlight before and it didn't do much for me - I couldn't suspend my disbelief enough. I like using dildos on myself just fine, though, so I'm not sure what the difference is.

like two balloons bobbing together

Sorry ya feel that way o:

soo hard so deep... Almost want to show

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Get an onahole warmer for like, 6 bucks. Leave it in the FLight for a few minutes, lube up, profit.

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Woof

That pesky shiba tied me to a pole and made me cum in his butt D:

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I don't think it was the temperature, but maybe it was. I couldn't get past "I'm fucking a piece of plastic".

You should find a fat acceptance thread. Hamplanet.

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Show us please! ~

wet the base and see if you can fart it to the wall

Prove it

Nah I’m good. Posting artwork and irl pics :3

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ill be a faggot all I like thankyou very much *does a gay thing*

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almost forgot my vibe, for posterior... I mean, posterity

Gross!!!

timestamped

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Man the harpoons!

'*bends over*
OwO I dropped my pen'

everyone knows

Go on a starvation diet. And, don't stop.

love that pic so fucking much mygod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda wanna break into your home so you can tell the world you fought off an intruder with a bunch of dragon dildos

slooooooooooot

sso hard to pound fast past inner sphincter.. any help?

doit

says you fuccboi

Real dick

Says the one who wants to be peed in

I told him that in strict confidence

kek bruce lee nunchuck scene but with horse dildos

woof woof

nothing wrong with that tbh

Nah i’m good :3
O:
Knows what?

Or I can use them on you, in a sexual way, and we can keep having a supportive, healthy, sexual relationship.

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You're not "good", you're morbidly obese, you fat slob.

actually yeah that sounds perfect I'm up for that

I swear there needs to be someone who beats the shit out of someone with arm length horsecocks
the here we deserve

:p youre not making this easy for me

why does he got a big ass?

>getting erect
penis please

I also have some options in home defense. Not saying if I was mid session, I wouldn't try fending someone off with a giant, silicone horse dong, but I have more effective, less phallic methods.

I love em thicc and fat. I want to get you on hormones and watch you get fat breasts so I can suck on them. I'd love to eat your ass and dick too.

first gay experiences?

I’m actually not but you sure love to exaggerate o:

totally. with the attackers teeth left in a flailing dildo head as a trophy

oh? Gun owner? Sounds good to me I've never fired a real gun

4got pic

Alright, toys going back in the box. It was fun spreading them out, platonically.

Yeah, I'm sure you're an Olympic athlete when you're not eating an entire tub of ice cream. Fat bastard,

I don't get the animosity towards timby, its not like you people are any different from him.

teeth are the globally accepted trophy

Oof. Das lewd
Do it.
Are you calling me a sluuuut? D:

It’s not true i swear.

With all due respect, I'm here for a fur thread. Can you make your own thread instead? Maybe post a pic here with a link to your thread?

gg / fNcrrZJ
The talk is about sound generators now, pretty neat stuff.

So jealous, I want that bottom left one badly.

While I dont have any problems with him my own autism says "gfur thread for gfur" and I enjoy his threads separate.

Also kinda annoyed hes nowhere near me :/

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and currency

You seem disappointed. Were you looking for requests?

Yes. This. Fat people are a total boner killer.

Jeez. Rough day at the office? Boss yell at you too much? o:
Insecure people hate people who are comfortable with themselves. At least everyone isn’t like that :P

You'll just have to find your own fag to fuck :3

Not into shitskins

cant find one with that shape. Need to chew those tiddies tbh

I'm fat and I fuck fat people and this is gynecomastia, It doesn't matter how fat you are, dudes don't get breasts like this.

Um...o.o...what?

It’s called the light was off?

Not comfortable and everyone hates me. So I guess that's wrong.

If you don't want to impregnate that, then you're probably a straight fag.

If you aren’t comfortable then you probably just think everyone hates you.
Wat. I just got moobs dude.

Make your own thread you disgusting blob

If he did id just spam it with hitler

This thread is super fucking gay... but it has nothing to do with the dicks and same sex images

nah fam I'm kinda chub and you got the juicy gyno. Could be diet related if you eat a lot of beef. Still nice tho

I'm looking for a big strong canadian man to pound my ass and cum in my mouth. I want to taste his seed

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those aren't as big as the ones in the picture

oooh, whoopsie

Say that to my face ya punk! O:
You wish you were as cool as that guy.
Wat

I'm not comfortable because everyone hates me.

Haha, nah. I was just not looking forward to packing them all away so soon. I'm not really in the mood, and I also like having a clean bed, but I'm also just lazy.
Large Rex in "Good Boy" He's a lot of fun, but not for beginners. Small or Medium in Soft or Medium firmness if you're fairly new.